Sex God
Neil hun, methinks you should back off gracefully, before you get your ass kicked!
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Who wants a fight???
:evil: Sex God
But I am, a sassy Mistress, or Mistress Sassy, hmm even I don't know somedays!
Anyway, bring it on :boxing: I have a large trout here with your name on it :twisted:
Anyway, bring it on :boxing: I have a large trout here with your name on it :twisted:
Sex God
Mistress_Sassy slaps Muttley round the head withthe large trout and runs for the hills!
Ha ha ha ha - have to catch me first!
Ha ha ha ha - have to catch me first!
Quote by The Muttleys
Wooooooooooohoooooooooooooooo cod v trout.
The trout might win on flavour, but your in serious trouble if i get a good slap in with this big fecker here. The cod that is :shock:
Anyone else for a good pescatorising?? :shock: :shock: :shock:
This is why i run from fights all ive got is a tiddler!!!
Sex God
Quote by mistress_sassy
Neil hun, methinks you should back off gracefully, before you get your ass kicked!
ha! what's that meant to be, some kind of threat? well is it? ask me if i'm bovvered. am i bovvered? do i look bovvered though? look, face, bovvered!
come over 'ere if you thank you're hard enough!
anyways, i'm gonna get my sister to knack you i am! got muscles like a football in a sock she has!
*runs away . . . runs away . . . *
neil x x x :P
Sex God
Hmmmm wasn't talking about me kicking your ass, but now your asking for it!
:whip: :whip:
:whip: :whip: 
Sex God
Call this a fight? 
Ya wimps
Right, who's first? :twisted:
Ya wimps
Right, who's first? :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by The Muttleys
BUGGER !!!!! now ive got to chase her with this sodding great cod on me shoulder :shock: .........................Come back ya chicken !!!!!! You wait til i get me mitts on ya!! mmmmmmmmm come to think of it she is well worth the chase.......wait for me sassy hun
An old Cod thats a bit of a slapper :notes: hmmmmmmm
:x :x Oi put HorneyRed down at once 
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: Besides, she'll get a nosebleed
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
BUGGER !!!!! now ive got to chase her with this sodding great cod on me shoulder :shock: .........................Come back ya chicken !!!!!! You wait til i get me mitts on ya!! mmmmmmmmm come to think of it she is well worth the chase.......wait for me sassy hun
An old Cod thats a bit of a slapper :notes: hmmmmmmm
:x :x Oi put HorneyRed down at once :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Besides, she'll get a nosebleed
You will get a lot more than a bloody nose pal. :x
I may have the body of a weak and feeble female,
but i can kick the bollox clean off any man ! ! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
So who called me an old cod thats a bit of a slapper?? Come forwar whoever it was !
Pete, prepare yourself and most of all brace yourself to be detached from your nuts :x :x
Make sure you say all your goodbyes, especially to Caron
Sex God
Quote by HornyRed
BUGGER !!!!! now ive got to chase her with this sodding great cod on me shoulder :shock: .........................Come back ya chicken !!!!!! You wait til i get me mitts on ya!! mmmmmmmmm come to think of it she is well worth the chase.......wait for me sassy hun
An old Cod thats a bit of a slapper :notes: hmmmmmmm
:x :x Oi put HorneyRed down at once :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Besides, she'll get a nosebleed
You will get a lot more than a bloody nose pal. :x
I may have the body of a weak and feeble female,
but i can kick the bollox clean off any man ! ! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
So who called me an old cod thats a bit of a slapper?? Come forwar whoever it was !
Pete, prepare yourself and most of all brace yourself to be detached from your nuts :x :x
Make sure you say all your goodbyes, especially to Caron
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: 
:flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Oh now I'm scared :roll:
:scared: :shock: I said all that out loud :shock:
Incoming
:wink:
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
BUGGER !!!!! now ive got to chase her with this sodding great cod on me shoulder :shock: .........................Come back ya chicken !!!!!! You wait til i get me mitts on ya!! mmmmmmmmm come to think of it she is well worth the chase.......wait for me sassy hun
An old Cod thats a bit of a slapper :notes: hmmmmmmm
:x :x Oi put HorneyRed down at once :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Besides, she'll get a nosebleed
You will get a lot more than a bloody nose pal. :x
I may have the body of a weak and feeble female,
but i can kick the bollox clean off any man ! ! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
So who called me an old cod thats a bit of a slapper?? Come forwar whoever it was !
Pete, prepare yourself and most of all brace yourself to be detached from your nuts :x :x
Make sure you say all your goodbyes, especially to Caron
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Oh now I'm scared :roll:
:scared: :shock: I said all that out loud :shock:
Incoming
:wink:
Im am very confident, in fact i will give you some time to leg it, before i get evil thoughts about you and pain.
Sex God
make love not war
Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee
make love not war
Well said Lep :thumbup:
Fee
XX
Go boil yer bums
:bounce: :taz: 
:sparring: come on, nuthin like a good scrap , I'll ave ya
where's Postie n Happy Cats when ya need em
Sex God
Quote by leprechaun
make love not war
Nah.................. wars more fun
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
make love not war
Well said Lep :thumbup:
Fee
XX
Go boil yer bums
:bounce: :taz: :sparring: come on, nuthin like a good scrap , I'll ave ya
where's Postie n Happy Cats when ya need em
Poistie is crapping himself in a very important thread, he is getting deflowered very soon.
Happy cats, i dont give a shit where he is, gone for ever sounds good.
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
make love not war
Well said Lep :thumbup:
Fee
XX
Go boil yer bums
:bounce: :taz: :sparring: come on, nuthin like a good scrap , I'll ave ya
where's Postie n Happy Cats when ya need em
you haven't met the leprechaun sure i'm built for war and well versed in pure murder and mayhem
but as the song says
"war what is it good for absalutly nothing"
Sex God
Bilko don`t go wasting your time in here, you will be destroyed, then i will slowly show you how silly you are for thinking you could challenger me
Bilko Vs Hornyred
Its so clear to me that Hornyred belongs in the highest class legue, and obvious Bilko belongs in the lowest league.
IMHO It is quite clear there is no comparison between Bilko & Hornyred.
Hornyred wants bilko to know, she understands he cant show his face
Bilko Vs Hornyred
Its so clear to me that Hornyred belongs in the highest class legue, and obvious Bilko belongs in the lowest league.
IMHO It is quite clear there is no comparison between Bilko & Hornyred.
Hornyred wants bilko to know, she understands he cant show his face
Sex God
Quote by The Muttleys
Sarge...see wot uve done?? Its WAR !!
Do we really need tanks General???............................we have no choice !!
CRY 'HAVOC' AND LET SLIP, THE DOGS OF WAR !!
Meanwhile in off to sassy,s for some cod and chips before it goes off. :shock:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
ohhh bloody hell, why is there alweays a good fight when i'm at work?
who won then?
I s'pose it depends which newspaper you read as to who won Todays Daily Mail seems to think the binge drinkers/booze fuelled fighters were out in force over the extended opening hours weekend, bashing each other about and filling the A&E to capacity. In the other corner the Sunday Express thinks common sense won the day as police reported things quieter than normal and said injuries were even down. Interestingly both reports mentioned Nottingam. (think I'll stick to the Guardian) Anyone know if there are two cities of that name.
Also mentioned was in Manchester a young woman was found lying on the pavement as leering drinkers took turns to look up her skirt rather than help her! Dear oh dear whatever next the perverts!
Quote by HornyRed
Bilko don`t go wasting your time in here, you will be destroyed, then i will slowly show you how silly you are for thinking you could challenger me
Bilko Vs Hornyred
Its so clear to me that Hornyred belongs in the highest class legue, and obvious Bilko belongs in the lowest league.
IMHO It is quite clear there is no comparison between Bilko & Hornyred.
Hornyred wants bilko to know, she understands he cant show his face
Oh ThornyBread, dream on!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Stick to cooking and cleaning. I don't want to find you sobbing in the corner again because the big boys called you nasty names!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :wink:
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
Sarge...see wot uve done?? Its WAR !!
Do we really need tanks General???............................we have no choice !!
CRY 'HAVOC' AND LET SLIP, THE DOGS OF WAR !!
Meanwhile in off to sassy,s for some cod and chips before it goes off. :shock:
OMG
Is that you attempt to do what exactly ?
Insane man :shock:
Sex God
Quote by HornyRed
Sarge...see wot uve done?? Its WAR !!
Do we really need tanks General???............................we have no choice !!
CRY 'HAVOC' AND LET SLIP, THE DOGS OF WAR !!
Meanwhile in off to sassy,s for some cod and chips before it goes off. :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Bilko don`t go wasting your time in here, you will be destroyed, then i will slowly show you how silly you are for thinking you could challenger me
Bilko Vs Hornyred
Its so clear to me that Hornyred belongs in the highest class legue, and obvious Bilko belongs in the lowest league.
IMHO It is quite clear there is no comparison between Bilko & Hornyred.
Hornyred wants bilko to know, she understands he cant show his face
Oh ThornyBread, dream on!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Stick to cooking and cleaning. I don't want to find you sobbing in the corner again because the big boys called you nasty names!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :wink:
Big boys bring me smiles. Why would i cry ? Big boys are a good thing IMHO.
Cooking & cleaning my arse :wink:
I will slowly destroy and humiliate you inpublic, the big boys in Hornyreds army can not be destroyed.
You might as well hand me your mod keys so i can make sure they are save.
The End is near for Bilky boy. :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Was nice knowing you, NOT :P
