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<runs in.........>
right c'mon.... let's be having ya, I could do with a good fight!
erm, actually... I'm not much of a fighter really. More of a loverrrrrrrrr ;) hump mmm fighter... fire fighter..... uniforms.
mmmm :twisted:
<runs before HR can get hold of her> bolt
Quote by little gem
<runs in.........>
right c'mon.... let's be having ya, I could do with a good fight!
erm, actually... I'm not much of a fighter really. More of a loverrrrrrrrr ;) hump mmm fighter... fire fighter..... uniforms.
mmmm :twisted:
<runs before HR can get hold of her> bolt

I cant see uniforms rolleyes Are you teasing me now biggrin
Or have you hidden them all for later mad
Please Gem, share the men and lets have fun, i will return the favour back to you very soon.x
Quote by SomeIrishPixieTypePerson
make love not war

OMG that's all we fookin' need . . . a mancunian Irish hippy! rolleyes it's like punk never happened! :P
Lep you go stick some flowers in yer hair and run round the woods naked or summat, and leave the fighting to the big boys! we wouldn't want to hurt your delicate sensibilities now would we?
i got kicked in the delicate sensibilities once. went down like a sack of spanners i did! redface
as for you Pete_sw? are they cluster bombs by any chance? cos if they are i have a force of U.N. peacekeepers on standby just dying to whup your arse! you try dropping daisy cutters near me and see what happens to you!

neil x x x :P
Quote by neilinleeds

neil x x x :P

What a tool! :shock: lol ;)
<throws a bucket of water over Neil and heads for the door in disgust>
Honey, I keep telling you if you're going to do something... do it properly. Wanna borrow my bazookas for the evening? ;) :rascal:

one down.... several to go! :twisted:
((((Bring it on!))))
:bounce:
HR......... me? tease? ........... Nevarrrrrrrrrrrrr! :twisted:
<sneaks in an tackles HR while she is busy thinking about men in uniform>
:grin:
Woohooo! biggrin
:smug: hehehehehe
Quote by neilinleeds
make love not war

OMG that's all we fookin' need . . . a mancunian Irish hippy! rolleyes it's like punk never happened! :P
Lep you go stick some flowers in yer hair and run round the woods naked or summat, and leave the fighting to the big boys! we wouldn't want to hurt your delicate sensibilities now would we?
i got kicked in the delicate sensibilities once. went down like a sack of spanners i did! redface
as for you Pete_sw? are they cluster bombs by any chance? cos if they are i have a force of U.N. peacekeepers on standby just dying to whup your arse! you try dropping daisy cutters near me and see what happens to you!

neil x x x :P
Blimey :shock: :shock: :shock:
Runs to get the big toys out :twisted:
Quote by little gem


neil x x x :P

What a tool! :shock: lol ;)
<throws a bucket of water over Neil and heads for the door in disgust>
Honey, I keep telling you if you're going to do something... do it properly. Wanna borrow my bazookas for the evening? ;) :rascal:

one down.... several to go! :twisted:
((((Bring it on!))))
:bounce:
HR......... me? tease? ........... Nevarrrrrrrrrrrrr! :twisted:
<sneaks in an tackles HR while she is busy thinking about men in uniform>
:grin:
Woohooo! biggrin
:smug: hehehehehe
BLIMEY .....
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Runs to get his Big Boy out :twisted: :twisted:
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Sarge is somehow distracted and walks into the door, knocking himself unconcious!!
Quote by Pete_sw


neil x x x :P

What a tool! :shock: lol ;)
<throws a bucket of water over Neil and heads for the door in disgust>
Honey, I keep telling you if you're going to do something... do it properly. Wanna borrow my bazookas for the evening? ;) :rascal:

one down.... several to go! :twisted:
((((Bring it on!))))
:bounce:
HR......... me? tease? ........... Nevarrrrrrrrrrrrr! :twisted:
<sneaks in an tackles HR while she is busy thinking about men in uniform>
:grin:
Woohooo! biggrin
:smug: hehehehehe
BLIMEY .....
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Runs to get his Big Boy out :twisted: :twisted:
Sorry folks i thought you all went bed so i had solo uniform fun, but i only had 3 of the men.
Some left i think, but thay are very tired. Be patient and they will be back soon.
Gem you went flashing your bazookas to Neil and others, i cant keep up with everything.
Thank fuck for uniforms :P
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:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Sarge is somehow distracted and walks into the door, knocking himself unconcious!!

Do it again & again wink
Quote by Sgt Bilko
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Sarge is somehow distracted and walks into the door, knocking himself unconcious!!

Ha! what a feckin' pussy you are! didn't even have to smack you one round the chops! bet i could blow on you and you'd fall over, you manchester soft as shite person!
neil x x x :P
p.s. sorry i'm tipsy, and think i can actually fight and stuff! like i'm THAT hard i am! poke :sparring: duel
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:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Sarge is somehow distracted and walks into the door, knocking himself unconcious!!

Ha! what a feckin' pussy you are! didn't even have to smack you one round the chops! bet i could blow on you and you'd fall over, you manchester soft as shite person!
neil x x x :P
p.s. sorry i'm tipsy, and think i can actually fight and stuff! like i'm THAT hard i am! poke :sparring: duel
Oh Mr bossy Neil, you can slag of sarge all day long, but leave manc out of it.
Sarge doesn1t count as being a manc, trafford rubbish red thngs.
Neil stop and think for a minute,
Your couln`t fight your own cold, stop chatting shit.
Neil you are not hard at all, not even close.
Silly tipsy Neilnolongerinleedsbutisnowsomewhere. wink
Your much better at ranting, being funny and most of all being a nice bloke. Lets stick with this ah. :P
Neil, don't start insulting Manchester, you will be treading on very thin ground! Be warned! lol
Quote by mistress_sassy
Neil, don't start insulting Manchester, you will be treading on very thin ground! Be warned! lol

He was warned, but needs telling again.
x
Hmmm looks like he is second in line for a mancgirl bitch slap!
Quote by mistress_sassy
Hmmm looks like he is second in line for a mancgirl bitch slap!

One female manc slap will be plenty for Neil wink
But i will be keeping an eye on him :shock:
H, red x
Quote by HornyRed
Hmmm looks like he is second in line for a mancgirl bitch slap!

One female manc slap will be plenty for Neil wink
But i will be keeping an eye on him :shock:
H, red x

look you. you can't pick on me. we're shoulder to shoulder, leeds and the city, all lads ((( and lasses ))) together! mad
i reckon we should pick on sarge, so leave me alone! sad

Stand up if you hate Man U,
Stand up if you hate Man U,
Stand up if you hate Man U,
Stand up if you hate Man U!

scum scum scum!
*points and laughs at the Man U*
neil x x x ;)
Quote by neilinleeds
Hmmm looks like he is second in line for a mancgirl bitch slap!

One female manc slap will be plenty for Neil wink
But i will be keeping an eye on him :shock:
H, red x

look you. you can't pick on me. we're shoulder to shoulder, leeds and the city, all lads ((( and lasses ))) together! mad
i reckon we should pick on sarge, so leave me alone! sad

Stand up if you hate Man U,
Stand up if you hate Man U,
Stand up if you hate Man U,
Stand up if you hate Man U!

scum scum scum!
*points and laughs at the Man U*
neil x x x ;)
Listen to me Neilwholivesfuckknowswhere, i can and i will pick on you, until you help my Dino.
Hornyred will not stand shoulder to shoulder with leeds ever, for what reason :shock:
But it would be a great pleasure in singing the song slagging the reds off.
Im stood as high possible, wanting Sarge, to walk in with his grumpy united face.


Stand up if you hate Man U,
Stand up if you hate Man U,
Stand up if you hate Man U,
Stand up if you hate Man U!
sorry I am late, damn plane ran out of fuel...... can I still join in ?
Quote by neilinleeds

Stand up if you hate Man U,
Stand up if you hate Man U,
Stand up if you hate Man U,
Stand up if you hate Man U!

Were you at Millwall on Saturday??? confused :? :? :? :?
Pah, sleazy, wat u call that titchy little plane???
The B52's are on there way in now so watch it you lot.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.....smells like...........VICTORY !!
Marchin' on together......were gonna see you win, na na na na na na.................
Quote by The Muttleys
Pah, sleazy, wat u call that titchy little plane???
The B52's are on there way in now so watch it you lot.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.....smells like...........VICTORY !!

Da dada da, da dadada da
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NEIL
leprechaun is in manchester what was u saying about soft????????????
yeah thought so knees gone soft on u lol
and as for
bilko and his anthill mob starting a fight they spent 2 weeks running round europe chasing the leprechaun when he went A W O L did they catch me not a chance is still chasing me round sh towers with little or no luck

leprechaun says
MAKE LOVE NOT WAR
the ladies will love u more
Time for this one to have a bump as well.....
So the current forumites can pick a fight or make love !!! biggrin
god been ages since i seen most of those names on here
how things change,
i'd fight but i'm going to sunbathe with my book instead lol
I'm too tired to fight.. and got work this afternoon... and got to save my energy for next week... cool
I choose to wrestle with Varca
Nobody is THAT bored are they
wink
Quote by earthchild
i'd fight but i'm going to sunbathe with my book instead lol

well get on with it, because it is pissing down here!!
and I am sending it up north!! lol
Yep time for some of the old threads to come out for an airing!, just been in SH's cellar and some wonderful stuff down there, even bumped into Missy's herd of hugs, hiding down there, and some about brussels sprouts!!