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Who wants a fight???
Quote by HornyRed
Waiting and preparing for Sarge to attack
Im so scared :shock: NOT.
Sarge finds HR sobbing in the corner because she has a sore nipple and a red wrist caused by a Chinese Burn!
Now he feels guilty so he gives her a big hug :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
Then whacks her on the back of the head with a baseball bat!!!!
Sex God
Quote by HornyRed
Pete_sw wonders what happened to all the glorious machine guns, rifles, grenade launchers and missiles from the last "FIGHT" thread he was involved in
Waiting and preparing for Sarge to attack
Im so scared :shock: NOT.
Just knew you would rally to the cause HR ............ now go get those munitions :shock: :shock:
please
Quote by Amber
Amber hates being tickled so in return she strips sarge of his uniform and ties him to her bed..and with hornyred's assistance twists his nipples and blow raspberries on his tummy until he begs for mercy.....
Sarge decides that resistance is futile :borg:
He lies back and enjoys, oooops!! endures his punishment!! :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:
Sex God
Quote by Amber
Amber hates being tickled so in return she strips sarge of his uniform and ties him to her bed..and with hornyred's assistance twists his nipples and blow raspberries on his tummy until he begs for mercy.....
Great tactics
I will make sure his nipples are severly treated, until i see them red raw and Sarge is begging us to STOP.
Which we wont
:lol: 
Sex God
Quote by Amber
Think it may be time for tougher tactics!!!
bend over Sarge and take it like a man
He isn`t a man
:lol: :lol: :lol: Its bilky boy :wink:
Sex God
Right Sarge its time to pick your punishment :twisted:
I could cook you.
Dinos fly squadron will attack.
Hornyred chainsaw massacre.
Shoot you.
Rip saw you in half.
I could put you through a shredder, no traces left.
Run you over with my tank.
Pick your own sticky ending to your sad life.
H, red will now perpare for the celebration party
No more Sarge keys he he he
I could cook you.
Dinos fly squadron will attack.
Hornyred chainsaw massacre.
Shoot you.
Rip saw you in half.
I could put you through a shredder, no traces left.
Run you over with my tank.
Pick your own sticky ending to your sad life.
H, red will now perpare for the celebration party
No more Sarge keys he he he
Sex God
Quote by Glasgowfella
Erm dino and red?
Id just like to say that after seeing that ive decided not to fight with sarge, just in case i have to take on the winners ULP, hmmmm mind you could you have a bash at my belly with that circular saw?
Looks like Sarge is alone :twisted:, this should be easy and quick.
:twisted: :twisted:
Sarge can you remember where your PM box is ????
Sex God
Quote by HornyRed
Right Sarge its time to pick your punishment :twisted:
I could cook you.
Dinos fly squadron will attack.
Hornyred chainsaw massacre.
Shoot you.
Rip saw you in half.
I could put you through a shredder, no traces left.
Run you over with my tank.
Pick your own sticky ending to your sad life.
H, red will now perpare for the celebration party
No more Sarge keys he he he
Well thats more like it :twisted:
now bring on the BIGGUNS :shock:
I'll get me coat
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
Right Sarge its time to pick your punishment :twisted:
I could cook you.
Dinos fly squadron will attack.
Hornyred chainsaw massacre.
Shoot you.
Rip saw you in half.
I could put you through a shredder, no traces left.
Run you over with my tank.
Pick your own sticky ending to your sad life.
H, red will now perpare for the celebration party
No more Sarge keys he he he
Well thats more like it :twisted:
now bring on the BIGGUNS :shock:
I'll get me coat
Yes get your coat
I am wasting my time & energy on you lot :roll:
My Big ones are in hiding, all mine
Sex God
Quote by ml79
hi im new here, i guess youre all really friendly but seeing a threat titled Who Wants a Fight kind of confused me a little...
im sure your'e all lovely...
you what?
*sticks imaginary roll of carpet under each arm*
you come over 'ere and call me lovely, see what happens to ya!
come on then . . . .
ha! shit yaself now aintcha?
pah!
n x x x :P
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
hi im new here, i guess youre all really friendly but seeing a threat titled Who Wants a Fight kind of confused me a little...
im sure your'e all lovely...
you what?
*sticks imaginary roll of carpet under each arm*
you come over 'ere and call me lovely, see what happens to ya!
come on then . . . .
ha! shit yaself now aintcha?
pah!
n x x x :P
Im certainly not scared of Neilwhereeverheisnow :lol:
I advise you not to challenge me, i will win.
Stick to verbal fighting, your good at that.
H,red x
Sex God
Quote by naughtynymphos1
ohhh bloody hell, why is there alweays a good fight when i'm at work?
who won then?
Me
Im the only one left standing.It was a easy battle.
xx
Sex God
Quote by naughtynymphos1
ohhh bloody hell, why is there alweays a good fight when i'm at work?
who won then?
Me
Im the only one left standing.It was a easy battle.
xx
WTFare you doing up at this time?
That swear word
(working).:wink: well sort off.
Sex God
's funny what people get up to in the middle of the night........... well there's owt as stange as folk 
...... as me dear ole ma used to say :grin:
...... as me dear ole ma used to say :grin: Quote by neilinleeds
hi im new here, i guess youre all really friendly but seeing a threat titled Who Wants a Fight kind of confused me a little...
im sure your'e all lovely...
you what?
*sticks imaginary roll of carpet under each arm*
you come over 'ere and call me lovely, see what happens to ya!
come on then . . . .
ha! shit yaself now aintcha?
pah!
n x x x :P
Oh look who the cat dragged in!!!! The imaginary carpet carrying man - put yer arms down properly ya plank
Ooooooh tis good to see you on here
Not really
Sex God
Quote by Missy
hi im new here, i guess youre all really friendly but seeing a threat titled Who Wants a Fight kind of confused me a little...
im sure your'e all lovely...
you what?
*sticks imaginary roll of carpet under each arm*
you come over 'ere and call me lovely, see what happens to ya!
come on then . . . .
ha! shit yaself now aintcha?
pah!
n x x x :P
Oh look who the cat dragged in!!!! The imaginary carpet carrying man - put yer arms down properly ya plank
Ooooooh tis good to see you on here
Not really
oi you you cheeky piggin' mare, i saw that! :x you think i'm blind or summat?
my mum always said i wasn't allowed to fight with girls, so count yourself lucky! though to be fair i do actually fight like a girl, so it would prolly be a fair fight?
maybe we should just wrestle about a bit instead?
n x x x :P
