Who wants a totally impartial Mod???

16 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Sod the bluddy fairness - I want a bit of favourtism.......

Would favouritism do ? lol

Tuuuuuuuuuuuuneeeeeeeeeeee giz a snog wink

This is shag a Mod week not shag members!! Get your own thread for that!
:happy: :happy:

16 Feb 2005

I was snogging him while we were in the orderly queue waiting to shag a mod confused

16 Feb 2005

Ok..... I'll shag whichever mod will then go on to give me access to a bloody cup of coffee round here!!!!!!! :shock:

16 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
I was snogging him while we were in the orderly queue waiting to shag a mod

Ah... you were fluffing!! That's OK then as long as we get the main action.
:inlove: :inlove:

16 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Sod the bluddy fairness - I want a bit of favourtism.......

Would favouritism do ? lol

Tuuuuuuuuuuuuneeeeeeeeeeee giz a snog wink

One little sodding i - gizza break woman.
Edited by the dickhead who keeps posting PMs!!

16 Feb 2005

:shock: I thought fluffing was a bit more than snogging confused

:

16 Feb 2005

Quote by Jags

I'll leave Kate to last!!
Now form an orderly queue - watchers to the sides and participants at the front.
:happy: :happy: No good - I am going to sulk and have an ex-mods party, me, Sappho, PoshnBecks, and never forgetting, the gorgeous Enchantress. :twisted:
:P
lhk
Kat

16 Feb 2005

Quote by KitKat

I'll leave Kate to last!!
Now form an orderly queue - watchers to the sides and participants at the front.
:happy: :happy: No good - I am going to sulk and have an ex-mods party, me, Sappho, PoshnBecks, and never forgetting, the gorgeous Enchantress. :twisted:
:P
lhk
Kat
You're just asking to get your balls cut off and stuffed in your foul mouth, BASTARD!! Anyway you probably can't get near enough to Sappho to shag her.

:rotflmao:
:happy: :happy:

16 Feb 2005

If we're talking about impartiallity (or however you spell it) I haven't shagged anyone - maybe I could be made up to a MOD - then I might get to shag someone - which would mean I could still be a MOD or not - my head is hurting and I'm not so sure my argument is standing up now.

16 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
:shock: I thought fluffing was a bit more than snogging :

Ah!
Well, new fluffing rules are in operation - get 'em ready and leave 'em for the Mods to deal with. Now why do I like this thread? About time the Mods got special privileges here rather than taking all the flak and dealing with the twats and tossers.
Any offers then??
:happy: :happy: :happy:

16 Feb 2005

Kat 0 Jags 20 :smug:
lhk
Kat
Twat and Tosser (verified by Jags)

16 Feb 2005

Well there's Olive and Neil who are getting my favours so far :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Bless you both wink

Jas

16 Feb 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
Well there's Olive and Neil who are getting my favours so far :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Bless you both
Jas

Do you supply coffee? lol

16 Feb 2005

Quote by Jags
:shock: I thought fluffing was a bit more than snogging :

Ah!
Well, new fluffing rules are in operation - get 'em ready and leave 'em for the Mods to deal with. Now why do I like this thread? About time the Mods got special privileges here rather than taking all the flak and dealing with the twats and tossers.
Any offers then??
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Fluff one fluff another free?
Jags and Blue please :twisted:

16 Feb 2005

Quote by xxdevil69
Well there's Olive and Neil who are getting my favours so far :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Bless you both
Jas

Do you supply coffee? lol

Timmy does the drinks biggrin

Jas
XXX

16 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
:shock: I thought fluffing was a bit more than snogging :

Ah!
Well, new fluffing rules are in operation - get 'em ready and leave 'em for the Mods to deal with. Now why do I like this thread? About time the Mods got special privileges here rather than taking all the flak and dealing with the twats and tossers.
Any offers then??
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Fluff one fluff another free?
Jags and Blue please :twisted:
Any time Freckle?
PS - hope you didn't mean together?? :eeek: :eeek:
:happy:

16 Feb 2005

Of course I meant together, I'm scared of Blue and you can help me confused

16 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Of course I meant together, I'm scared of Blue and you can help me

And you think I'm NOT scared of Blue?? :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:
neutral

:|

16 Feb 2005

Quote by Jags
Of course I meant together, I'm scared of Blue and you can help me

And you think I'm NOT scared of Blue?? :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:
neutral

:|
Best make it a free for all then, safety in numbers :lol:

16 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Of course I meant together, I'm scared of Blue and you can help me

And you think I'm NOT scared of Blue?? :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:
neutral

:|
Best make it a free for all then, safety in numbers :lol:
Yeh!!
hump

:happy: :happy: :happy:

16 Feb 2005

Quote by Jags
Of course I meant together, I'm scared of Blue and you can help me

And you think I'm NOT scared of Blue?? :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:
neutral

:|
Best make it a free for all then, safety in numbers :lol:
Yeh!!
hump

:happy: :happy: :happy:
Oi! Will you two stop it! I thought I was the one being fluffed (quaint innocent little term that!). Anyway I am not fluffed up enough yet.

16 Feb 2005

Quote by sunlovers
steve said he shagged a mod once, because she had a nice scooter and a parka...
does that make him imparsial (more like impotent) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote by nicola28
ummmmmmmm mods with targets on backs!...... is that really a good idea? :lol:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Well I'm not in favour of this idea... evil

There are 17641 registered users, divided by the number of mods... (Mark - Head honcho and chief Dalek, Bluexxx, Heather, Jags, JasTim, Mal, Misschief, MrsFC, Sgt Bilko, SteveG, Dawn of the jiggling boobs and Fred and Wilma are they still mods?) 13 = 1357 each. Mod edit - Only Fred is a mod, Wilma is the power behind the throne but not a mod.
Assuming that the sex is going to be the mainstream, Davej style (flannel pjamas/nightie and socks, missionary with the lights off and no hint of foreplay) lets say 20 mins per person, plus 10 mins recovery and for a cup of tea, that's 678.5 hours and that doesn't include the time for sleeping, washing, changing the bedclothes, eating etc.
At this rate there's not going to be a mod round for days. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
*easy wanders off to sell advertising space to the woman who's not a hooker*

16 Feb 2005

:giggle: :giggle:
Well it would be rude not to put my name down for this kind of fun wouldn't it! lol

Blue is a very very scary lady and I think you should leave her to deal with me while you all sneak off and shag other mods biggrin

;)
:giggle:

17 Feb 2005

Quote by easy
There are 17641 registered users, divided by the number of mods... (Mark - Head honcho and chief Dalek, Bluexxx, Heather, Jags, JasTim, Mal, Misschief, MrsFC, Sgt Bilko, SteveG, Dawn of the jiggling boobs and Fred and Wilma are they still mods?) 13 = 1357 each. Mod edit - Only Fred is a mod, Wilma is the power behind the throne but not a mod.
Assuming that the sex is going to be the mainstream, Davej style (flannel pjamas/nightie and socks, missionary with the lights off and no hint of foreplay) lets say 20 mins per person, plus 10 mins recovery and for a cup of tea, that's 678.5 hours and that doesn't include the time for sleeping, washing, changing the bedclothes, eating etc.
At this rate there's not going to be a mod round for days. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
*easy wanders off to sell advertising space to the woman who's not a hooker*

Well that screws my maths up then, but if there's one less mod that means the rest are going to be even busier (sp?)
*wanders off to offer the non-hooker lady a deal on a 2 week ad slot*

17 Feb 2005

Quote by easy
steve said he shagged a mod once, because she had a nice scooter and a parka...
does that make him imparsial (more like impotent) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote by nicola28
ummmmmmmm mods with targets on backs!...... is that really a good idea? :lol:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Well I'm not in favour of this idea... evil

There are 17641 registered users, divided by the number of mods... (Mark - Head honcho and chief Dalek, Bluexxx, Heather, Jags, JasTim, Mal, Misschief, MrsFC, Sgt Bilko, SteveG, Dawn of the jiggling boobs and Fred and Wilma are they still mods?) 13 = 1357 each. Mod edit - Only Fred is a mod, Wilma is the power behind the throne but not a mod.
Assuming that the sex is going to be the mainstream, Davej style (flannel pjamas/nightie and socks, missionary with the lights off and no hint of foreplay) lets say 20 mins per person, plus 10 mins recovery and for a cup of tea, that's 678.5 hours and that doesn't include the time for sleeping, washing, changing the bedclothes, eating etc.
At this rate there's not going to be a mod round for days. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
*easy wanders off to sell advertising space to the woman who's not a hooker*
Well FFS (tm NiL)
Of course there is, you have to programme in 4 hours a day for each of us as well.
Do you really think we'd neglect our duties rolleyes

:roll:
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Jas
XXX

17 Feb 2005

Can I join the cue for JAGS please huh can I can I :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

17 Feb 2005

let me just clear something up rolleyes

:roll: shagging a MOD gets you no favours what so ever confused

:?
if anything they come down harder on you :roll:
ooohhh now thats sounds good :twisted: which MODs would like to be HARD on me :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

17 Feb 2005

Quote by prags
Can I join the cue for JAGS please huh can I can I :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Of course you can but you have to wait patiently mind! Now, I need a list. I'm off now until Sunday but coming home to the first person would be ajoy.
1.
2.
3.
Fill in the missing blanks for your 'cheque book and pen'.
:P

17 Feb 2005

Quote by satin
if anything they come down harder on you

Yeah baby!! :twisted:

17 Feb 2005

Quote by Jags
Can I join the cue for JAGS please huh can I can I :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Of course you can but you have to wait patiently mind! Now, I need a list. I'm off now until Sunday but coming home to the first person would be ajoy.
1. prags
2. prags
3. prags
Fill in the missing blanks for your 'cheque book and pen'.
:P