Who wants a totally impartial Mod???

17 Feb 2005

Hummmmmm.... we're up to the 5th page and I've had no shags yet? confused

.... I'm assuming that those who want to shag me will be round at my place very soon lol

:lol: :lol: ... I must warn you that if I think you are a crap shag I will ban you from the site, even before you've had time to drag your asses off the wet patch. You think I'm jesting? Nah.... I'm not.... You see it's all for the good of Swinging Heaven, we simply cannot have crap shags littering these wonderful forums.
Too true I come down harder on those I've shagged :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

17 Feb 2005

well well well, she says rubbing her hands (and other bits wink

) in glee.
Its like having all your christmas' cum toghether.
eeny meeny miney mo..........
ooooooo this is hard........oh well i'll just have to have a nibble of you all!!!! biggrin

Blue ..you can come down hard on me anytime :wink:
Got a good idea thou.........while were are all waiting in line for a shag from the mods .....
whats say we have some fun in the queue with each other............
just the make the time pass more quickly :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: hump

:hump:

17 Feb 2005

I have to say I am deeply disappointed in the response - nay, gutted :cry: . After all my hard work, effort and dedication to the cause, I have only been named in group shags and one where they couldn't make their minds up!!! Is it because I am already incorruptable? Too honest for my own good? The fairest of the fair? Surely you must see a slight in my armour confused

? Perhaps I should rampage through the Forums, banning willy nilly, deleting posts, abusing newbies? Or even more wicked, perhaps I should UNBAN all the PDA's (Pricks, Dicks and Arseholes - TM Mal 2005) that I have previously banned and allow them to run riot??
all suggestions for the 'More shags for Mal' campaign below - thank you!
Mal
The shagless :cry:

17 Feb 2005

Not another "shag for Mal" campaign! confused

17 Feb 2005

He's not allowed.... its not a Tuesday!!! lol

17 Feb 2005

Quote by little gem

Not another "shag for Mal" campaign!

Quote by xxdevil69
He's not allowed.... its not a Tuesday!!!

Oi! Oi! Oi!
What's going on ladies? You're supposed to be supporting the Mods, not kicking them!!!
Be nice :lol: :lol:
Mal
wink

17 Feb 2005

Well Mal, Stick around and makes some more posts, let people get to know you more, like where you are and what you're looking for, without referring me to an advert number. Then you might just be in luck! ;)
bolt

17 Feb 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

17 Feb 2005

Do you know, there are some wicked ladies on here!!! rolleyes

Carry on dispensing advice like that, young lady and people might think YOU'RE a Mod and then you wont get any shags either!!
Mal
wink

17 Feb 2005

Quote by little gem
Well Mal, Stick around and makes some more posts, let people get to know you more, like where you are and what you're looking for, without referring me to an advert number. Then you might just be in luck! ;)

I just thought... are mods allowed to shag other mods???? I mean, I wouldn't want to shag mods and then get accused of us being our own little club... that wouldn't seem fair to the rest of you.... therefore, I am asking the very serious question about whether it is OK for me to shag my fellow mods.... if so can Sarge and Mark make their way to the front of the queue please lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

17 Feb 2005

That puts me at the back of the queue.... again :cry: !

17 Feb 2005

Questionable taste Blue - questionable taste!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

17 Feb 2005

Quote by bluexxx
I just thought... are mods allowed to shag other mods???? I mean, I wouldn't want to shag mods and then get accused of us being our own little club.

Nope - that would definitely be classed as a clique!! But ... if you're a fake mod - well then - different story!!! Then you would be compelled to shag a mod. Simple really :huh:

17 Feb 2005

Quote by mal609
Do you know, there are some wicked ladies on here!!!
Carry on dispensing advice like that, young lady and people might think YOU'RE a Mod and then you wont get any shags either!!
Mal

I might not want shagging! Hmmm, ever thought of that one ey??? :twisted: :small-print:
Wicked........ me? No. A bit naughty............ maybe! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

17 Feb 2005

Too easy.
I need a Mod to fuck me because it will distract me from spamming the board. :mrgreen:
Sorry people, I`m afraid it may be a while before they get around to the rest of you! :smug:
Venusxxx

17 Feb 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Too easy.
I need a Mod to fuck me because it will distract me from spamming the board. :mrgreen:
Sorry people, I`m afraid it may be a while before they get around to the rest of you! :smug:
Venusxxx

I guess this could be arranged for you for Friday or Saturday night :twisted: so you can spam the board till then.

17 Feb 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
I need a Mod to fuck me

<<<----------- wave

Look! :happy:

17 Feb 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
I need a Mod to fuck me

<<<----------- wave

Look! :happy:
Ohhhh, and I`m a verified fake! :bounce:
What a lovely pair we shall make :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

17 Feb 2005

Oi!! If you don't change that, you'll certainly be fucked by the Mods!!! evil

Like I need more competition!!!! confused

Mal

17 Feb 2005

What is shagging?

17 Feb 2005

Quote by MikeNorth
What is shagging?

Good point Mike. I really think this should be verified before we go any further. :twisted:
Venusxxx

17 Feb 2005

Quote by JudyTV
Well i don't won't to shag a mod......but would like Bluexxx to shag me!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
dave, you mean you'd like to shag blue dontcha? the other interpretation . . . well words fail me . . . :scared: :eeek: bolt

mal, i for one am pleased to see such selfless actions by the mods once more. i've always said you were all fantastic in that regard, particularly the female ones! :twisted:
long queue though is it yet? just stuck me name down in solidarity you understand? biggrin

n x x x :P
Well....."He who dares Rodney"
dave honey, be careful what you wish for you just may get it. You have to be brave, tough, be prepared to be in a line waiting, you cant debate size, speed or technique and also be prepared to be observed by the rest of those in the line. On the upside you can take your own lube (wise move that) that flucking Flora she uses is fairly heavy in salt content, She puts sand in the KY to enhance the feeling of friction and sesame seeds in the swarfega. Don't go for the vibrating option its a 240volt mains Jobie.
It brings a whole new dimension to the phrase "I'm fucked if I do and I'm fucked if I don't" but its an experience that will remain with you for a lifetime but not one you will want to relate to your friends at "The Tennis Club".
I wish you luck in your endeavours, and recommend a full anaesthetic on the day. I admire your bravado and ambitions here, Im sure you will recover after therapy and bed rest. :P :wink:
Judy ...................from one who has walked this hazardous path and survived and retained ones sanity.
Why Thank you Judy for your advice.......
No pain no gain......No pain no gain!
Dave

17 Feb 2005

Here you go Mike lol

Shagging:
As Kids in Toronto in Winter we would sneak up to a stopped car and grab on to the bumper. Then get towed along the icey street till we fell off or the car stopped again. It was great fun and our name for it was Shagging :shock: :shock:

17 Feb 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
I need a Mod to fuck me

<<<----------- wave

Look! :happy:
Oops - too late!!
:twisted:

17 Feb 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Here you go Mike
Shagging:
As Kids in Toronto in Winter we would sneak up to a stopped car and grab on to the bumper. Then get towed along the icey street till we fell off or the car stopped again. It was great fun and our name for it was Shagging :shock: :shock:

Thank you Mrs FC - it sounds like great fun. Will anyone - mod or otherwise, I'm not fussy - join me in this jolly activity?

17 Feb 2005

Quote by mal609
I need a Mod to fuck me

<<<----------- wave

Look! :happy:
Oops - too late!!
:twisted:
:giggle:
Sorry Mike, I don`t do snow :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

17 Feb 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Hummmmmm.... we're up to the 5th page and I've had no shags yet? .... I'm assuming that those who want to shag me will be round at my place very soon :lol: :lol: ... I must warn you that if I think you are a crap shag I will ban you from the site, even before you've had time to drag your asses off the wet patch. You think I'm jesting? Nah.... I'm not.... You see it's all for the good of Swinging Heaven, we simply cannot have crap shags littering these wonderful forums.
Too true I come down harder on those I've shagged :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Aww, go on then. I'll do you. Does satin come as well? A package deal sounds nice.
...But I'm not lying on the wet patches.
Ken

17 Feb 2005

we mucj pregfer Rockers to Mods are we on the rite subject ? redface

17 Feb 2005

What if a Mod shags the same person twice? Is this counted as favouritism? :twisted:

17 Feb 2005

Shags are SO yesterday :P
You all work THAT hard, how about a full body massage? Not fussy who goes first wink