Who wants a totally impartial Mod???

16 Feb 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
Well i don't won't to shag a mod......but would like Bluexxx to shag me!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
dave, you mean you'd like to shag blue dontcha? the other interpretation . . . well words fail me . . . :scared: :eeek: bolt

mal, i for one am pleased to see such selfless actions by the mods once more. i've always said you were all fantastic in that regard, particularly the female ones! :twisted:
long queue though is it yet? just stuck me name down in solidarity you understand? biggrin

n x x x :P
Well....."He who dares Rodney"

16 Feb 2005

oooooooo can I have Jags and Bilko too?
Why can't you just line up for a shag and we'll all work our way down the line?

16 Feb 2005

Quote by mal609
So let me get this right, if i shag a mod i can write whatever crap i like and it will stay? :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

No, it just means we can throw you out and you won't feel it was because you weren't one of the 'favoured' ones, because EVERBODY would be!! See? how fair is that!!! lol

Mal

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
Thought it was too good to be true rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
in that case ill have Bilko cos at least as he talks such a load of crap his talents must lie in other directions

16 Feb 2005

Cocked that one up, didn't he? lol

In no particular order
Mark - Head honcho and chief Dalek
Bluexxx
Dawn
Heather
Jags
JasTim
Mal
Misschief
MrsFC
Sgt Bilko (who likes dressing as a cheerleader!! :shock: !)
SteveG

16 Feb 2005

oooh don't think I've seen heather!

16 Feb 2005

Quote by mal609
Cocked that one up, didn't he?
In no particular order
Mark - Head honcho and chief Dalek
Bluexxx
Heather
Jags
JasTim
Mal
Misschief
MrsFC
Sgt Bilko
SteveG

Any coincidence that your name is in bold type Mal?
You wouldn't be trying to subconsciously skew this in your favour at all?

16 Feb 2005

Quote by mal609
Cocked that one up, didn't he?
In no particular order
Mark - Head honcho and chief Dalek
Bluexxx
Heather
Jags
JasTim
Mal
Misschief
MrsFC
Sgt Bilko
SteveG

Ive change my mind ill have the Chief Darlek cos i like the outfit!!!
Exterminate, exterminate , exterminate, exterminate!!

16 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Cocked that one up, didn't he?
In no particular order
Mark - Head honcho and chief Dalek
Bluexxx
Heather
Jags
JasTim
Mal
Misschief
MrsFC
Sgt Bilko
SteveG

Any coincidence that your name is in bold type Mal?
You wouldn't be trying to subconsciously skew this in your favour at all?
He's such a cheat!! rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll:

16 Feb 2005

Quote by mal609
Cocked that one up, didn't he?
In no particular order
Mark - Head honcho and chief Dalek
Bluexxx
Heather
Jags
JasTim
Mal
Misschief
MrsFC
Sgt Bilko
SteveG

one of each please... smackbottom

for bilko though!! I assume it was he that did that

16 Feb 2005

So.....Does being a mod mean you have to ride a scooter with lots of mirrors and lights on it and wear a Parka with a target on the back!?!?!?!?
Or have I missed the point?????????
Luv Alex DJ

16 Feb 2005

ooo why aint dawn_mids on the list sad

16 Feb 2005

ummmmmmmm mods with targets on backs!...... is that really a good idea? lol

16 Feb 2005

Quote by lucyuktv2
oooh don't think I've seen heather!

i have! :smug:
nooo oh shit i didn't mean that. i just meant i've seen her! here!!! being a mod and stuff!!!!!! redface

:uhoh: she's quite a nice mod as it goes! smile

anyways, ta for the refresher mal. so my revised list, as per rules in first post, are . . .
Jas
Dawn
MrsFC
Missy
Jags
Heather
in no particular order i should add. no preferential treatment on that list oh no! ;)
n x x x ;):

16 Feb 2005

Ooooh - can I have ALL the women please :twisted: :twisted: rolleyes

16 Feb 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Ooooh - can I have ALL the women please :twisted: :twisted:

Only if you share :/

16 Feb 2005

Quote by kenmoo
Ooooh - can I have ALL the women please :twisted: :twisted:

Only if you share :/
Don't worry Kenmoo - i am VERY sharing :twisted:

16 Feb 2005

Mmmmmmm being able to shag a Mod...... right... well seeing as I've worked my way through a few of the Chatroom ones (past and present) wink

I'll start in the Forum.....
I'll take............... mal, no steveg, no mal, no Sarge, no steveg, no mal.....
Quick mal... have me before I change my mind... again lol

:lol: :lol:
maz xxx

16 Feb 2005

Can I have Jastim then dawn
please
pretty please
pretty pretty please
not that I am desperate
rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

16 Feb 2005

Yes why ain't Dawn Mids on the list. Saw that photo of her before she edited it. She's a

16 Feb 2005

Quote by mal609
Well, we've had it bandied around the site that our impartiallity is down to who shags us and, due to this, are integrity is being called into question. There are two obvious ways that this can be resolved.
The first way is nearly too horrible to describe, but, though it pains me to do it, in the interest of fair play, it has to be mentioned. That is, that no Mods are allowed to shag anyone at all :cry: !
Ok, well you can forget that one RIGHT now!
The second, but most definitely the fairest way, of keeping our integrity intact, is very, very simple. We, the Moderators of this fair Site, will, for the good of all, agree to shag every member of Swinging Heaven. This will alleviate any allegations of favouritism and prove just how much this Site means to us and how far we will go to continue to uphold the standards required.
So, it is now up to you, you upstanding members, to formally request that you wish to shag/ be shagged by a Mod. You must name the Mod you require, along with the flimsiest excuse you can think of as to why you and why them. All requests MUST be posted here first and no PM's to individual Mods until you have posted here.
I hope you will all treat this post with the reverence it deserves.
I thank you!
Mal

Blimey Mal :eeek: A little more notice might have been handy evil

Wouldn't have eaten me onion and garlic bread if I had've known :uhoh:
Now, where's that Jon gone :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Misschief - charging around putting hair dye on me lips and lipstick on hair rolleyes

16 Feb 2005

Since I was the last person to suggest shagging mods wins favoritism and Forum privelidges (Frecks, fix me spelling please?) then I believe I should have first go, so to speak.
Blue, Jags, Bilko and Mal scare the hell out of me. ... I'll have all of em.
Oh can I have Dawn too, she's got great tits.

16 Feb 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Blimey Mal :eeek: A little more notice might have been handy Wouldn't have eaten me onion and garlic bread if I had've known :uhoh:
Now, where's that Jon gone :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Ahh heck - Kenmoo - it looks like you an I have to join the queue rolleyes

:twisted: