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Who will admit to the smallest willy????

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redface here i am my cock is 5 inches if i streach it a bit,and 3 3/4 around(1 1/2 dia)fully shaved and submissive i will do what you wish
Mods edit - see Mals post below for explanation.
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Quote by tiny_d23
redface here i am my cock is 5 inches if i streach it a bit,and 3 3/4 around(1 1/2 dia)fully shaved and submissive i will do what you wish

she posted this a year ago, i doubt she is still looking to be honest hun.
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I am around 6" never measued as I don't want to be dissapointed... so I will carry on thinking I am about average at 6 inches lol
your guess is as good as mine... see my sig redface :twisted:
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I'm sorry to say thugh, that the position has been...er....filled!!

Call me a nosey bastard, but I'm dying to know who has the smallest cock on the forum :grin:
blue its reserch honest im with you on that
and redwine lover your more than AV lol
who bloody well draged this up then lol i thought it was a new post
:shock:
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This was added onto a topic that was dealt with over a year ago, so rather than keep the old topic going and have the lady in question bombarded with requests for something already sorted, I've split the new posts from the old thread.
However, on the original thread, Blue asked the question:
"who would admit to the smallest cock on Swinging Heaven?"
So although we normally kick into touch any post which starts "Does size matter...." or "what's average..." - in this case we will make a 'tiny' exception rotflmao
Ok guys, the floor is yours !!!! lol
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Quote by Mal
This was added onto a topic that was dealt with over a year ago, so rather than keep the old topic going and have the lady in question bombarded with requests for something already sorted, I've split the new posts from the old thread.
However, on the original thread, Blue asked the question:
"who would admit to the smallest cock on Swinging Heaven?"
So although we normally kick into touch any post which starts "Does size matter...." or "what's average..." - in this case we will make a 'tiny' exception rotflmao
Ok guys, the floor is yours !!!! lol

sorry, have tried really hard and even attached weights and things.....
but
I can't get it to reach the floor...
does that mean i'll be banned?????
Bulger
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:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
so what you saying you havant or have
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Quote by Mal
This was added onto a topic that was dealt with over a year ago, so rather than keep the old topic going and have the lady in question bombarded with requests for something already sorted, I've split the new posts from the old thread.
However, on the original thread, Blue asked the question:
"who would admit to the smallest cock on Swinging Heaven?"
So although we normally kick into touch any post which starts "Does size matter...." or "what's average..." - in this case we will make a 'tiny' exception rotflmao
Ok guys, the floor is yours !!!! lol

Thanks for that Mal....... when I started reading this thread I thought something was missing, and I even looked under the keyboard to see if there was any stray posts there. You've saved me looking anymore smile
And to answer the question I have............ about 5 inches on a good day, but it is quite thick so H says, or maybe she meant I was quite thick confused ........ oh never mind. rolleyes
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Mines so small it's not visible, normally it's fully visible on my passport, but this year, for the first time ever, it's not visible.
No longer does my passport contain the name William!
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Quote by marmalaid
Mines so small it's not visible, normally it's fully visible on my passport, but this year, for the first time ever, it's not visible.
No longer does my passport contain the name William!

:shock: :shock: OMG what was i playing with then confused blink
:rascal: :grin: :grin:
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Quote by sexyann57
Mines so small it's not visible, normally it's fully visible on my passport, but this year, for the first time ever, it's not visible.
No longer does my passport contain the name William!

:shock: :shock: OMG what was i playing with then confused blink
:rascal: :grin: :grin:
Someone elses :grin: :grin:
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Quote by sexyann57
Mines so small it's not visible, normally it's fully visible on my passport, but this year, for the first time ever, it's not visible.
No longer does my passport contain the name William!

:shock: :shock: OMG what was i playing with then confused blink
:rascal: :grin: :grin:
Not telling, you'll have to find out for yourself ;)
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Quote by marmalaid
Mines so small it's not visible, normally it's fully visible on my passport, but this year, for the first time ever, it's not visible.
No longer does my passport contain the name William!

Your such a bloody liar!!!!!!!
Altho i am STILL waiting for the proof rolleyes
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Quote by LilMissGullable
Mines so small it's not visible, normally it's fully visible on my passport, but this year, for the first time ever, it's not visible.
No longer does my passport contain the name William!

Your such a bloody liar!!!!!!!
Altho i am STILL waiting for the proof rolleyes

It's true! William no longer features on my passport, also what used to be Christopher is now only Chris
Sex God
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Small
I don't think I have ever seen small on this site.
I demand photographic evidence please via pm................. lol :lol: :lol:
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Quote by marmalaid
Mines so small it's not visible!

well it just about fit in my glass but it was only a sherry glass:rascal:
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Hey, i thought i would bump into Meatyfaceache, Victor Meldrew & MCB, are they here yet.
Come on in boys, i will measure your maggots :twisted:
Dont be shy, we all know that you three needle dicks will be fighting it out for Gold, silver & bronze :twisted:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
the 3 tossers wink
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In order to preserve anonymity one of our members has sent me a pic of his umm.... member :lol2: I'll leave it to the girls to guess who it is ::giggle:
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In order to preserve anonymity one of our members has sent me a pic of his umm.... member :lol2: I'll leave it to the girls to guess who it is ::giggle:


Definately peanut penis Postie boy wink
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Quote by Angel Chat
In order to preserve anonymity one of our members has sent me a pic of his umm.... member :lol2: I'll leave it to the girls to guess who it is ::giggle:

:shock:
meaty? bolt
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In order to preserve anonymity one of our members has sent me a pic of his umm.... member :lol2: I'll leave it to the girls to guess who it is ::giggle:

:shock:
meaty? bolt
Its a possibility, it doesnt look very meaty to me rolleyes
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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In order to preserve anonymity one of our members has sent me a pic of his umm.... member :lol2: I'll leave it to the girls to guess who it is ::giggle:

:shock:
meaty? bolt
Its a possibility, it doesnt look very meaty to me rolleyes
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hmmm "meaty treat for girls to eat"? That's barely even a snack :roll:
:lol2:
Keep guessing girls :bolt:
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Quote by HornyRed
In order to preserve anonymity one of our members has sent me a pic of his umm.... member :lol2: I'll leave it to the girls to guess who it is ::giggle:

:shock:
meaty? bolt
Its a possibility, it doesnt look very meaty to me rolleyes
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ahhh but thats to lead you into a faulse sence of security wink
Sex God
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I'm getting my coat, and on my way round to fluff him lol
Then will do a picture re shoot.................... :lol:
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Quote by Sarah
I'm getting my coat, and on my way round to fluff him lol
Then will do a picture re shoot.................... :lol:

extra fluff Sarah? :lol2:
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In order to preserve anonymity one of our members has sent me a pic of his umm.... member :lol2: I'll leave it to the girls to guess who it is ::giggle:

:shock:
meaty? bolt
Its a possibility, it doesnt look very meaty to me rolleyes
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
fekin cheek, might have to deny you the pleasure of my meaty treat now flipa
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In order to preserve anonymity one of our members has sent me a pic of his umm.... member :lol2: I'll leave it to the girls to guess who it is ::giggle:

:shock:
meaty? bolt
Its a possibility, it doesnt look very meaty to me rolleyes
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
fekin cheek, might have to deny you the pleasure of my meaty treat now flipa
pah who needs it?
fancy sharing me double ender red? wink
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
In order to preserve anonymity one of our members has sent me a pic of his umm.... member :lol2: I'll leave it to the girls to guess who it is ::giggle:

:shock:
meaty? bolt
Its a possibility, it doesnt look very meaty to me rolleyes
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
fekin cheek, might have to deny you the pleasure of my meaty treat now flipa
What fucking Meaty treat :roll:
Im devastated now :cry: :cry: :cry:

Anyway we all have to be good & quiet now :roll: :roll:
thread locking :roll: sit in the corner & dont move.
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I'm getting my coat, and on my way round to fluff him lol
Then will do a picture re shoot.................... :lol:

If i provide you with a photo of my tiny willy can i have a free fluff as well ???? cool