Who will win the Premiership this year????

27 Jan 2004

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lol

27 Jan 2004

:shock: Bloominhell, I'm sure I left very strict instructions that nobody was to even think about sneaking supplies to Kat (or Fred for that matter), in the GFZ, and just what do I find????
Not only have they thought about it, they have even (albeit very feebly) attempted to practice the arts of diversion, deception and ancient, secret scripts mad

:x
:rude: Didn't work boys :rude:
Wilma, Sappho and Jags my sincerest thanks for your prompt actions in containing this mutiny worship

Now, I think Mr. Sergeant, Brumlad and Will should be taken prisoner and presented to the SHWI committee to decide their fate. Sappho dearest, work your siren's magic on Will. Wilma, could I impose on you to flush out Brumlad and secure him with Fred's pink fluffy handcuffs and I will deal with the apprehension of Mr. Sarge.
Go Girls :twisted:
Kit
xxx
ps - crap day at work :x :x

27 Jan 2004

ps - crap day at work

Take it out on the boys Kit!!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

27 Jan 2004

Quote by KitKat
ps - crap day at work :x

Really? Never would have guessed!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

27 Jan 2004

Sappho - you make me blush!!!!

27 Jan 2004

:kiss: :kiss: for the lovely Kate - sorry for the bad day sweetheart.
As for the rest of you - you should be ASHAMED .--.-./..---.-
x xx x

27 Jan 2004

Quote by KitKat
Now, I think Mr. Sergeant, Brumlad and Will should be taken prisoner and presented to the SHWI committee to decide their fate. Sappho dearest, work your siren's magic on Will. Wilma, could I impose on you to flush out Brumlad and secure him with Fred's pink fluffy handcuffs and I will deal with the apprehension of Mr. Sarge.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Kit dear, do you honestly think this will deter us from delivering supplies to Kat & Fred !? I think not :grin:
Pink fluffy handcuffs do not scare me,you'll never catch me :giggle:
fear not guys, we will free the SH 2 !! :bounce:

27 Jan 2004

Take it out on the boys Kit!!!!

Right, let me get this straight, I am in here, with a room full of beer and yorkies, and you lot are out there, with a forum full of vengeful harpies intent on causing bodily harm to any male who crosses their path. Not to mention Kit is out there too. :eeek:
And you are going to mount a rescue mission?
Seems like a lot of bother just for little old me.
*Kat unlocks the door and walks out, locking it again behind him*
Right, are we off down the pub, or shall we stop and see if Wilma and Sappho get it on? :twisted:
lhk
Kat
lhk
Kat

27 Jan 2004

Kat, I love ya really, HONEST!!!
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Love
Wilma
x x x x

27 Jan 2004

You have no idea! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

27 Jan 2004

Kat, I love ya really, HONEST!!!

:rose: Aww, thanks Wilma, I feel so much more secure knowing that :rose:
lhk
Kat
*Kat walks bravely out into the forum, safe in the knowledge that Wilma loves him, so no harm could ever befall him*

27 Jan 2004

I feel so much more secure knowing that!

:bs: :bs: :bs: :bs: :bs: :bs: :bs: :bs: :bs: :bs: :bs:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
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27 Jan 2004

Quote by KitKat
*Kat walks bravely out into the forum, safe in the knowledge that Wilma loves him, so no harm could ever befall him*

You bloody fool. I did exactly the same thing 11 years ago and ended up married to her! confused

Will we never learn? rolleyes

27 Jan 2004

Will we never learn?

It's a bloke thing, Fred. Like multi-tasking is a girl thing.
Lots of love Sappho xxx

27 Jan 2004

Sappho, I could not have put it better myself.
Both Kat and Fred are trying there hardest to be horrid but they lack that certain manly quality!!
Maybe we should let them be members of the WI. Bet they could knit and natter.....oh no that would be multi tasking, maybe they could just knit.
On second thoughts - forget it, leave them where they are.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

27 Jan 2004

Quote by Sappho
Like multi-tasking is a girl thing.

We don't have to - we learn to prioritise at an early age and leave the easy things long enough so that the women take over and do them anyway!
All my love darling Sappho,
Fred
XXXXXXXXXX
(Back off Will!)

27 Jan 2004

*Kat walks bravely out into the forum, safe in the knowledge that Wilma loves him, so no harm could ever befall him*

Well done Wilma kiss

He took the bait NOW let's have some fun :twisted:
"Oh Kat darling............
I have so forgiven you for not mentioning me in your Top Ten, would you like a beer, sit in your favourite chair and put your feet up and you can watch the footie all evening. Want me to nip out for a takeaway, you must be hungry after all that time in the GFZ. Anything else I can do for you love of my life, lord and master???"
*OK Wilma, reeling him in now*
Kit
xxx

27 Jan 2004

Well done Kit!!!!
BTW - tell him I don't have any house plants rotflmao

Love
Wilma
x x x x

27 Jan 2004

BTW - tell him I don't have any house plants

Um, d'you know - neither do I anymore confused

However, he's starting to get the hang of using the litter tray at long last rolleyes

Kit
xxx

27 Jan 2004

Kat,
Have you ever watched one of those wildlife programmes and felt you are really in the middle of it. Well - YOU ARE! :eeek:
Ever felt like lunch? confused

Time to go loaded for big game my friend - need a gun carrier? - willing to help - only so much drivel one can take before one has had enough. :twisted: :twisted:
They say a wife is like a gun - Keep 'em long enough and you are gonna want to shoot 'em someday! rolleyes

*Ties bootlaces and bandolier*
Fred

27 Jan 2004

Have you ever watched one of those wildlife programmes and felt you are really in the middle of it.

*Kat sings happily to himself*
Black and Red stray cat sittin' on a fence
Ain't got enough dough to pay the rent
Wilma's on my trail but I don't care
I strut right by with my tail in the air
Stray cat strut I'm a ladies cat
I'm a feline Casanova hey man that's that
Get a slap thrown at me from a mean old Kit
For not being one of my top 10 hits
I don't bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alley looking for a fight
Howlin' to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry
Wild stray cat you're a real gone guy
I wish I could be as carefree and wild
But I got Kat class and I got Kat style
Got it covered Fred
lhk
Kat

27 Jan 2004

Someone throw a bucket of water over that KAT!!!
call that singing rotflmao

Love
Wilmakins - here puss puss, come to mama!!

27 Jan 2004

Kat struts nonchalantly over and twines himself in and out of Wilma's legs.
lhk

27 Jan 2004

Quote by KitKat
Kat struts nonchalantly over and twines himself in and out of Wilma's legs.
lhk

NOW THAT I LIKE!!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

28 Jan 2004

I have found Fred's radio in Fran's underwear draw and there was me just thinking he was a perv!!

Can i have my draw back now please....its parky in winter without my thermals... they do suit you though Fred!
Love Fran
xxxx

28 Jan 2004

He's wearing them on his head Fran !!!!

28 Jan 2004

Bugger!! Why do these fun threads always kick off when I am otherwise occupied for the entire evening? mad

Sudden dawn of realisation...... Or is that the point? There is at least one senior member of the SH WI who knew that I was safely out of the way and wouldn't be able to help mount a distraction!!!
You have to hand it to them, they can be very cunning, these girlies! blink

Oh - but time for a small piece of revenge I think (Fred, pass the hard hat, yellow pages and codpiece......)

Quote by Sappho
Like multi-tasking is a girl thing.

....but that doesn't extend to making the tea then. wink

Quote by Fred
(Back off Will!)

:shock: I never said a word!!! :shock:
Right, time to work, or I am going to be in soooooooo much trouble later. rolleyes

28 Jan 2004

Quote by willxx69
(Fred, pass the hard hat, yellow pages and codpiece......)

Do you really think that is going to be enough this time? :sparring: :kick: smackbottom

Me thinks you are in it up to your neck!
Welcome back to the mens side ...........
Go on Will - kick her! :gagged: Just remembered what happened last time I did that.... confused

Fred

28 Jan 2004

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Sorry - didn't mean to start the Morse thing off again. redface

I'll get me coat! rolleyes

28 Jan 2004

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