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If you were to have a film of your life made, who would you like to play you? Has to be people who vaguely resemble you physically, or your personality, in some way, but doesnt have to be an actor necessarily, or just one person. Anyone in the public eye/on the forum.
I would have to choose Davina Macoll for her filthy mind and her cheeky humour (and because she is, for me THE ULTIMATE WOMAN) , Winona Ryder for her looks and Catherine, author of Sexual Lives of Catherine M, for personal reasons... lol :lol: :lol:
So who are you?
I'd have to play myself so I could do it all again! :twisted:
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I'd have to play myself so I could do it all again! :twisted:

No! Not allowed! We'd all like to do it again but really - would you want to have to snog all those lips again, and again, and again...... :cry: :cry: :cry: and again... lol
Well i don't think i look like anyone though someone the other day said i had a look of steve someone from xfactor i don't have a clue who this is???
iI don't know if he can even act. though he's a singer (i think) but i can't sing for toffee so none i guess.
Well - on a good day I think Dawn French. But the for early morning shots would have to be Robbie Coltraine (to whom I bear an unfortunate similarity) as a stand in lol He would have to walk on his knees but he could keep the Hagred hair.
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I'd have to play myself so I could do it all again! :twisted:

No! Not allowed! We'd all like to do it again but really - would you want to have to snog all those lips again, and again, and again...... :cry: :cry: :cry: and again... lol
with the odd exception - HELL YES! :twisted:
OK - I'll do it properly
It needs to be someone who will know how to have a laugh and see all the funny things in life....... so....... probably Jennifer Saunders but with the the added attitude of a sexual deviant!
The only 2 people I have been compared to are Jo Guest and David Platt from corrie!!! :cry:
I'd like to think I could get Angelina Jolie to play me... ultimate in sexiness... and a tad on the insane side. lol :twisted:
If you get that Colin Firth to play me then I'll at last be as attractive to you ladies as I WISH I was - though I've got a kind of wholesome Julie Andrews side to me as well and shes still looking rather gorgeous in those Princess Diaries movies so..Julie Andrews then! :shock:
well i'd like to say James Dean.....when younger I actually used to do some modeling as I was supposed to look like him.....also like his life...lived it to the full.....
It's already been made recently.....its called 'Bruce Almighty', although I would not have chosed Jim Carey to play me!!
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Well - on a good day I think Dawn French. But the for early morning shots would have to be Robbie Coltraine (to whom I bear an unfortunate similarity) as a stand in lol He would have to walk on his knees but he could keep the Hagred hair.

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Someone like Pam Ferris would have to play me ...... anything from Ma Larkin to Mrs Trunchbull, depending on good or bad day confused
I would like to be played by Boy George cos he knows how to wear a good hat cool
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Well - on a good day I think Dawn French. But the for early morning shots would have to be Robbie Coltraine (to whom I bear an unfortunate similarity) as a stand in lol He would have to walk on his knees but he could keep the Hagred hair.

Now hang on Celtic.... I fancy you :P . And I don't take kindly to the idea that in doing so, in some way I also fancy Robbie Coltrane :shock:
Methinks you do yourself down passionkiss
Errr.... the fat bloke in the Peep Show confused sad :shock:
Or maybe Jeremy Northam (no way not a chance :shock: )
Character-wise, Id like to be played by Frank Zappa. This could be a wee bit tricky as he is dead. But someone of that ilk might capture the essence of Rifferty O' Rafferty.
In looks I have been compared to Scott Gorham (Thin Lizzy guitarist) and one of the Bridges (Geoff, Beau or the other one, can't remember his name ?) from the family of actors.
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I have been called Dawn French in jest but I can't see the similarity apart from the fact that we are buxom brunettes :twisted:
If I could BE a famous character I would love to be Samantha from Sex and the City, so much fun, so positive and charming and sexy, I want to be her!
My wife says George Clooney would have to play me (wishful thinking on her part? - he's such a nice guy!!).
Trouble is I don't think he's quite got it in the looks department.
The film of my life is already in the pre-production stage and the casting director is very keen to get Great Uncle Bulgaria for the leading role.
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The film of my life is already in the pre-production stage and the casting director is very keen to get Great Uncle Bulgaria for the leading role.

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Nice one.
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I would have to choose Davina Macoll for her filthy mind and her cheeky humour (and because she is, for me THE ULTIMATE WOMAN)
So who are you?

ooh i have met davina McCall twice and to be honest.. though she is not the most physically attractive woman i have met.. there is something VERY sexy about her... so good choice!
if someone had to play me... i guess it would have to be my twin sister... perfect match lol
I think I would have to get either James Earl Jones or Alan Rickman in to play me.... not because there is really an similarity looks wise... but just because they are the only men with enough acting tallent and stage presence to realisticaly portray my personality!!!! redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
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mmmm Davina MaColl and a tub of lard... lovely :wanker:
Arnold Schwarzenegger, with his huge physique and rippling muscles.....aah heck, who am I tryin to kid.
mr Bean. lol
I'm supposed to resemble Sam Neal, but I think he's lasting better than me, it was true once it probably isn't now....but he could play me. I mean people always look better in movie life stories anyway.
Been likened to Caron Keating (I think that's her name - Gloria Hunnifords daughter, anyway) but personally I think the perfect 'screen me' would be Kathy Burke.
Bit of a bloke, but scrubs up well when she can be bothered.
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mmmm Davina MaColl and a tub of lard... lovely :wanker:

have I missed something???? rolleyes :roll: :roll:
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mmmm Davina MaColl and a tub of lard... lovely :wanker:

have I missed something???? rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Nope I have always fantisised about Davina Macoll... the tub of lard is a new addition to my fantisy biggrin
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I have always fantisised about Davina Macoll... the tub of lard is a new addition to my fantisy biggrin

Im shocked Chris. :shock:
I had you down as a veggie.....
But I would gladly help with any basting, stuffing, serving.... lol :lol: :lol:
We proper laughed out loud at Celticq and as usual at Ice , as for our chracters.
Well Silky would be for looks perhaps Elizabeth Shue , and for attitude Ms Kim Cattrel all the way .
G would be Ray Winstone for everything ( only shorter lol )
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Been likened to Caron Keating (I think that's her name - Gloria Hunnifords daughter, anyway) but personally I think the perfect 'screen me' would be Kathy Burke.
Bit of a bloke, but scrubs up well when she can be bothered.

This does not compute. Karen Keating I can believe but Kathy Burke? Maybe if you're trying beauty and the beast (Vix=beauty /Kathy Burke=beast)