come home on the vodka scooter tm (melons) with a passenger male or female or ?????
maybe a for sale sign ,road cone ,trafic light or any other obscure item ...........
and thought how the feck did that get here
or oh my god she / he looked so gorgeous when i had my beer goggles on 
done it once myself and ended up with a wigan bird who looked like dierdre of corry wot a shock to wake up at the side of that and finding empty condom packets in the bed and cant remember using them :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
and probably the same for her so i whisked her off home in a taxi before she sobered up luckyily for me never herd or seen her again
