Some men do silly things............ :shock:
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Casanova
I have heard of a case where a bloke had been on a good night out. Had picked up a girl and went back to her place, because he had been heavily drinking was unable to get it up. So he decided (though god knows why?) to stick a biro down his cock.
Quote by AtomCom2001
I have heard of a case where a bloke had been on a good night out. Had picked up a girl and went back to her place, because he had been heavily drinking was unable to get it up. So he decided (though god knows why?) to stick a biro down his cock.
We've ALL done that..........................NOT :eeek:
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Some men do silly things............ :shock:
Okay.... that just made me cry!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock:
Sexpert
Quote by AtomCom2001
So he decided (though god knows why?) to stick a biro down his cock.
Dear god why?!?!? :confused:
Sex God
Quote by AtomCom2001
I have heard of a case where a bloke had been on a good night out. Had picked up a girl and went back to her place, because he had been heavily drinking was unable to get it up. So he decided (though god knows why?) to stick a biro down his cock.
Ask "SouthamptonGuy" who sometimes appears on cam in the chatrooms.
I had to look away. :shock:
and couldn't really understand whyQuote by MikeNorth
I have heard of a case where a bloke had been on a good night out. Had picked up a girl and went back to her place, because he had been heavily drinking was unable to get it up. So he decided (though god knows why?) to stick a biro down his cock.
Ask "SouthamptonGuy" who sometimes appears on cam in the chatrooms.
I had to look away. :shock:
I didnt......hee hee :twisted:
Casanova
Awww what some people will do for kicks 
Sex God
Ok, before any rumours start, Mr NWC has NOT got any bits stuck to his bits, and has never had any bits stuck to his bits and as far as Im aware, he wont have any bits stuck to his bits.
Bloody typical Wigganer
At least he hadn't stuck his willy in a pie 
Bloody typical Wigganer
At least he hadn't stuck his willy in a pie 
Sexlightened
my ex was a theatre nurse they had to open a guy up to remove the top from a aerosol which was stuck up somewhere :shock: he had pushed the can up and when pulled it out the top had stayed in
Hehehe theis thread has bought back some fond memories for me, I spent 13 years working as an ODA (operating theatre technician) and I have been present and assisted on removal of various 'foreign bodies' from various orifi 
a whole onion :shock:
a pepper pot
a fireside poker
all manner of vibrators, bottles and aerosol cans
and a bathroom tap :shock: :shock:
a whole onion :shock:
a pepper pot
a fireside poker
all manner of vibrators, bottles and aerosol cans
and a bathroom tap :shock: :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
Hehehe theis thread has bought back some fond memories for me, I spent 13 years working as an ODA (operating theatre technician) and I have been present and assisted on removal of various 'foreign bodies' from various orifi
a whole onion :shock:
a pepper pot
a fireside poker
all manner of vibrators, bottles and aerosol cans
and a bathroom tap :shock: :shock:
where the feck from , is the fireside poker an obvious one?? :shock:
Casanova
Quote by X_fanny_x
Hehehe theis thread has bought back some fond memories for me, I spent 13 years working as an ODA (operating theatre technician) and I have been present and assisted on removal of various 'foreign bodies' from various orifi
a whole onion :shock:
a pepper pot
a fireside poker
all manner of vibrators, bottles and aerosol cans
and a bathroom tap :shock: :shock:
where the feck from , is the fireside poker an obvious one?? :shock:
Damn most people just use carry bags... hehehe
Sex God
Quote by AtomCom2001
Hehehe theis thread has bought back some fond memories for me, I spent 13 years working as an ODA (operating theatre technician) and I have been present and assisted on removal of various 'foreign bodies' from various orifi
a whole onion :shock:
a pepper pot
a fireside poker
all manner of vibrators, bottles and aerosol cans
and a bathroom tap :shock: :shock:
where the feck from , is the fireside poker an obvious one?? :shock:
Damn most people just use carry bags... hehehe
in my warped little mind i recon on the following a whole onion - i have no idea or dont want to imagine
a pepper pot - from a nasal passage
a fireside poker - from the anus
all manner of vibrators, bottles and aerosol cans they speak for themselves but the vagina
and a bathroom tap - i have no idea or dont want to imagine
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
all of the above were removed from rectums and vaginas....the onion and bathroom tap were rectal foreign bodies :shock: :shock:
omfg an onion in a rectum??????? why oh why please lord
Casanova
Wreck them ..... I bet it did..
(well someone had to say it)
(well someone had to say it)
Sex God
Quote by Cherrytree
Wreck them ..... I bet it did..
(well someone had to say it)
Wrecked 'em, surely
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Got it, Cherrytree, very drole!
Mod
An onion in his arse? I bet that made his eyes water!!!
Casanova
Quote by Mal
An onion in his arse? I bet that made his eyes water!!!
I ber it made his arse water more like.. lol
Sex God
There was a bloke around here, who for what ever reason sat on the wash basin taop and got it stuck.
:shock:
He then called the fire service, who when they turned up, then called a plumber to cut off the water, the basin, man and tap which was still up his ass, were all cut off the wall and taken to the local hospital
:shock:
:shock:
He then called the fire service, who when they turned up, then called a plumber to cut off the water, the basin, man and tap which was still up his ass, were all cut off the wall and taken to the local hospital
:shock:
