who's in your Cabinet?

28 Jun 2007

I understand there has been a bit of re-shuffle today... though maybe not all of the Jokers were removed from the pack dunno

:waddooIknow:
If there were a Cabinet in which we had >ahem< positions to fill, what would they be, and who might we (collectively, we are a democracy after all, are we not?) choose to fill (us)them?
Members from the site?
Known figures in the wider-world whom we think may do a good job?
and tell me this, is there still a Minister for Fun?... how might that work here?
I'm not sure about my Cabinet, I find it difficult enough to be allowed out of the Cupboard Under the Stairs!
lp

28 Jun 2007

alll i have in my cabinet is vodka, baileys, scnapps and much wine! lol

28 Jun 2007

Can I be minister to Trade, Industry and the Privates Sector.
I can do a good inspection and reshuffle of anyone's privates easily. :twisted:
Plus I would like to nominate Harry Jones for two Departments the Water Resources Department combines with the Sports and Recreation Department.
Oh yes and all those married men on here who don't tell their spouses what they are doing, could be put into the ministry of Home Affairs :shock:
DD lol

28 Jun 2007

A skeleton biggrin

28 Jun 2007

I'd like to be the Chief Whip in the Labia Party. lol

28 Jun 2007

oh please can I be Chancellor of the exchequer :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I can see a drop in duty cumming :twisted:

28 Jun 2007

Quote by Lost
A skeleton

I think you are meant to throw the odd morsel of food in there occasionally,Geneva convention and all that jazz :shock:
I tell you what I want ,what I really really want..
Is the Spice girlsin this here cabinet!
zigazig ha.
:thrilled:
P.S. how did you manage to get out from under the stairs again LP you liddle rascal?I thought I'd secured it good and proper

28 Jun 2007

Quote by Ukwineman
oh please can I be Chancellor of the exchequer :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I can see a drop in duty cumming :twisted:

Surely you mean you want to be the Chancellor of the XXX checker UK lol

DD

28 Jun 2007

think i be minister of defence
condoms must be worn at all times
with fully loaded weapons

28 Jun 2007

Quote by Warmer
Geneva convention and all that jazz :shock:

we'll have no *convention* herrre

Quote by Warmer
P.S. how did you manage to get out from under the stairs again LP you liddle rascal?I thought I'd secured it good and proper

the miracle of wireless! so, you won't be minister for Communication then?
Prison & Reform?
lp

28 Jun 2007

Jade Goody should be Foreign Secretary and send her to East Angular

28 Jun 2007

Jade Goody should be Foreign Secretary and send her to East Angular

28 Jun 2007

Quote by cfcuk2004
Jade Goody should be Foreign Secretary and send her to East Angular

cfcuk, I was about to feel really bad at myself for beginning to anger at the mention of Ms G**dy in this good house.... however, I see the sence in your nominating the little bright spark as Foriegn Secretary and sending her to the strange climes of East Angular... she'll be gorrrn for an age :bounce:
lp

28 Jun 2007

Quote by Ukwineman
oh please can I be Chancellor of the exchequer :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I can see a drop in duty cumming :twisted:

if it's a spot of (pre)cumming, it'll be my duty to be your secretary! :spit:

29 Jun 2007

Showing my age but I still have a bank manager in my cupboard.
Can we change the Ministry of Defense back to the War Ministry or better still the Ministry of Foreign Destabilisation. wink

29 Jun 2007

Johnny Walker :thumbup:

29 Jun 2007

Hmmm I'd be the Minister for Perversions. :mrgreen:

29 Jun 2007

PM: Brad Pitt (quite clever but is 'Pop Culture').
Number 11: Posh Spice (at least we will know where our money's going, when she wear's naughty tops like yesterday)

I've never liked the look of Posh but I did get quite hard looking at her yesterday.
Defence: Mark Lawrenson (so boring yet steady we would only go to war UNLESS we really did need to go..like the toilet).
Culture: The man the legend Mr. Keith Allen.
Home Office: Trish Goodhard (knows more about what's really going on than the 'real government').
Foreign Office: Arsene Wenger (have a non - Brit that understand's British People).
Miracles: Rafael Benitez (becasue what he has done at Liverpool proves he can do anything..no money & win's a Champions League in his 1st season).
That's my take.

29 Jun 2007

lets see
Minister for fun - Peter Andre
Minister for spoiling fun - Katie Price

30 Jun 2007

If there were a Cabinet in which we had >ahem< positions to fill, what would they be, and who might we (collectively, we are a democracy after all, are we not?) choose to fill (us)them?
:arrow: Ahh i would have to be Minister of womens affair with responsibity for Swinging Affairs plus all related activities. smile

30 Jun 2007

Quote by diezel
:arrow: Ahh i would have to be Minister of womens affair with responsibity for Swinging Affairs plus all related activities.

and I will be your 'under secretary' wink

30 Jun 2007

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

:arrow: Ahh i would have to be Minister of womens affair with responsibity for Swinging Affairs plus all related activities.

and I will be your 'under secretary' wink

and i will be under the secretarys desk lol

30 Jun 2007

Can I be....
Minister Without Knickers?

2 Jul 2007

Quote by winchwench
Can I be....
Minister Without Knickers?

You should know by now that you never have to ask. :rascal: