Who's missed Mal609?????

7 Nov 2004

You may have noticed that Mal609 has been absent for the last couple of weeks... Well the little sod has been sunning himself abroad while the rest of us have been talking shit to each other in the cafe rolleyes

. Alright for some, eh! rolleyes

Anyways, he's back any time now.... so...............
Welcome back Mal!!!!!!
lol

7 Nov 2004

Yeh !!!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome Back.........
Nice avatar btw Blue

7 Nov 2004

Welcome back Mal, it seems ages since you went.
Hope you had lots of fun. :twisted: :twisted:
Jas
XXX

7 Nov 2004

Yea!!!!!!!
Welcome back Bert!!!!!
Muah!

7 Nov 2004

Welcome home Mal.
Ooh, not long now until we get to see your white bits :twisted:

7 Nov 2004

oh, had not realised you had left yet!
hehheeheheheheheheh

7 Nov 2004

Mal?!?!? Who's he then.. dunno

7 Nov 2004

Welcome back Mal!!!
kiss

7 Nov 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
Mal?!?!? Who's he then..

Dunno xxdevil dunno

I was just jumping on the bandwagon redface

7 Nov 2004

I've missed Mal loads.
We were only taking about him yesterday on the phone, all good stuff too! dunno

must be a different Mal........ biggrin

Soo when he gets back he better be willing to flash his white bits around!
passionkiss

7 Nov 2004

Who???...........
:shock: lol

7 Nov 2004

Missed him? Damn right. Been missing him since he changed that avatar from arse to ass, though. *sigh*

7 Nov 2004

I missed his ass
(littlle Mal of course)
welcome back Mal

7 Nov 2004

Pah!!

I hope it rained every day and all the donkeys were dead and they ran out of rock and his Kiss me Quick hat was too small so it gave him headache and the Laughing Policeman was laughing at him.............................. confused

7 Nov 2004

ahem!
i saw no mention of his request for a leave of absence? i trust it was fully authorised and stuff? we expect you mods to set the example you know!
Welcome Back Mal!
hope you had a good one! bet little mal's glad to have you home again. biggrin

neil x x x ;)

7 Nov 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
ahem!
i saw no mention of his request for a leave of absence? i trust it was fully authorised and stuff? we expect you mods to set the example you know!

Quote by mal609
ON HOLIDAY !!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

*****LEAVE APLICATION FORM*****
Name: - Mal609 (Mal to anybody at all!)
Total Amount of Posts: - 3187
Posts per Day:
Reason for Leave: Does the number of posts not tell you anything?
Location of Leave:
Ayia Napa, Cyprus
From (Last Posting Day):
23rd October
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties):
8th November
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature ..... Mal609 .....................................
Date ......... 20th October 2004 ........................................

I need a break from all those women who keep throwing themselves at me :lol2: - trouble is, I keep missing them!!
Mal
wink

7 Nov 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Well the little sod has been sunning himself abroad

In that case, we shall expect a new avatar showing his arse to be suitably tanned...
~Reese! surprised

P.S. ...welcome home, Mal!

7 Nov 2004

Hadn't notived he was missing rolleyes

:twisted:

7 Nov 2004

So have you missed us then Mal lol

7 Nov 2004

some people get all the luck - bloody holidays at this time of year, what is the world coming to??? rolleyes

8 Nov 2004

Oi folks.... he's online..... don't all rush at once to welcome him back :cheers: :rascal:

8 Nov 2004

I missed him :cry: :cry:
Sorry didnt pull the trigger in time wink

8 Nov 2004

Wrwick
I said something similar to that in a different post last week.
Stop nicking my lines,
On the other hand, as they are so good I don't mind that they are repeated. lol

I knew he was going on holiday.

8 Nov 2004

Hi guys
Yep, I'm back after a very nice loliday in Cyprus and now a qualified diver. I bet you can't think up many funny lines to go with that!!! :shock:

Quote by skegnessswingers
Sorry we never noticed he was gone cos Steve_Lincs new avatar is sooooooo similar! lololol

You're kidding, right????? Steve looks like a donkey? :shock:

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Mal?!?!? Who's he then..

Dunno xxdevil dunno

I was just jumping on the bandwagon redface

That's two young ladies who will spend time on the naughty chair!! smackbottom

Quote by little gem
I've missed Mal loads.
We were only taking about him yesterday on the phone, all good stuff too! must be a different Mal........
Soo when he gets back he better be willing to flash his white bits around!

For you, dear - anything. :rose: . However, the white bits are between my toes - why would you want to see them? :grin:

Quote by Vix
Missed him? Damn right. Been missing him since he changed that avatar from arse to ass, though. *sigh*

Had to go with the popular concensus, I'm afraid Vix :upset: , but thanks for the thought.

Quote by Clare_Lincs
So have you missed us then Mal

Sorry - and you are.....................???????????? dunno

And to all the others who have welcomed me back, thank you very much. I really, really needed the break.
See you all around soon! wave

Mal

8 Nov 2004