Who's on your loo wall?

20 Feb 2005

Shit - I hope this is not habit forming. Second new thread in a day - not like me at all.
Anyway with apologies to some of the ladies here - but if you're offended by what I'm about to say - you've got no taste - I say!!
It is a running joke in my family that I do not like Mel Gibson. I can't stand the beggar. I think his choice of subject matter for many of his films is shallow, exploitative and downright facile. He can't act and he is also smug in the extreme to the extent that I'm sure he loves Mel Gibson.
So, what do I get for Christmas but the Mel Gibson calendar full of gooey pics of the boy himself all ready for me to swoon over. He is now hanging in the downstairs bog, just above the cistern. Everybody in the family has shown him their arse and periodically I make him green with envy by showing him the length of me dick. As each month goes by, the cloying picture gets a big red cross through it. I never knew you could have such a variety of satisfying experiences in the loo.
So who would you have in your loo and why?

20 Feb 2005

My EX, need I say more?

20 Feb 2005

There's a 24" x 18" picture of me that changes on a regular basis...
no I'm not that self absorbedl, it's just a mirror wink

20 Feb 2005

on my bog wall is a little boy standing having a wee and underneath it say`s please be neat and wipe the seat

20 Feb 2005

Quote by northeastcoupleuk
on my bog wall is a little boy standing having a wee and underneath it say`s please be neat and wipe the seat

We've got that as well and a picture of a chimpanzee!

20 Feb 2005

Quote by westerross
periodically I make him green with envy by showing him the length of me dick

You - hopefully - make up your own mind why... :shock: lol

20 Feb 2005

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
No pics on my wall at the moment... Morbius and I started stripping walls and tiles on Friday to discover that underneath the tiles and skimmed wall was double thickness plasterboard which was so wet it was mouldy and disintegrating and so we're going to need major building work in there now sad

That and the fact whoever fitted the bath only used three feet and the floorboard are missing from the wall to under the bath :shock:
This is the second bathroom we've had to have rebuilt :shock: at least this one isn't our responsibility.
C x

20 Feb 2005

i`ve got a toilet roll on my wall lol

20 Feb 2005

Ikea bathroom cabinet and some foul grey tiles (I swear the guy that owned the house before us had some kinda grey fixation confused

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20 Feb 2005

I've got dragon flys on mine cool

but I used to have a six foot crossword puzzle that kept Kat amused for hours and hours and hours lol

bless!
He never did get any further than 1 across and 2 down :twisted: :lol:

20 Feb 2005

Ahem, guys I'm not asking what you have on yer loo walls but who you would have. There must be someone you'd love to show yer arse to every day??

20 Feb 2005

Oh go on then wink

You :wink:
and Mel Gibson :twisted: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

20 Feb 2005

Quote by westerross
Ahem, guys I'm not asking what you have on yer loo walls but who you would have. There must be someone you'd love to show yer arse to every day??

It would be Britney Spears......can't stand the woman!

20 Feb 2005

Our bathroom is painted bright red and we have a selections of black and white photos in frames on one wall. Each photo is quite striking and a real conversation starter (for those who pair up when shaking the dew off their lily!)
We have, (In no particular order)
Eddie Izzard,
James Brown,
Eddie Van Halen,
Quinten Tarentino
Jimi Hendrix
Ray Winston
and this one...

20 Feb 2005

Silk, you definately look better since you grew your hair.

20 Feb 2005

We have apicture of a guy doing a wee and it says
If you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweet and wipe the seat

20 Feb 2005

Ours is similar to Silk's
Che Guevera
Jim Morrison
U2 (a poster of all their album covers from a gig a few years ago)
Bob Marley (a scan from very striking Technics advert in a magazine years ago, cropped to remove all the advertising rubbish)
Led Zeppelin (a Knebworth Festval poster)
Jimi Hendrix (a Filmore West gig poster)
Metallica (a backstage pass)
No scowling skinheads though smile

20 Feb 2005

I would like to see on my loo wall a picture of Tracy Shaw (Maxine ex of Corrie) Shittiest actress in the world. Don't know why but she really makes my skin crawl every time I see her trying to get noticed in some magazine or other. mad

:x :x

20 Feb 2005

Quote by davej
Silk, you definately look better since you grew your hair.

Thanks, cant do much about the tattooed forehead though....
Oh, my misspent youth!

20 Feb 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Silk, you definately look better since you grew your hair.

Thanks, cant do much about the tattooed forehead though....
Oh, my misspent youth!
Hell, I think it shows your well educated, lets face it London is spelt right wink

20 Feb 2005

I haven't got anyone on my toilet wall. confused

Mind you...............the wall paper is a horrible greeny/blue with patterens all over it. :shock: Can't think what to do with the decor yet, but its great to look at when your feeling poorly and needing to puke !! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

20 Feb 2005

Quote by davej
Silk, you definately look better since you grew your hair.

Thanks, cant do much about the tattooed forehead though....
Oh, my misspent youth!
Hell, I think it shows your well educated, lets face it London is spelt right wink

I have a tat on my ass too!
It spells W O W................
but only when I bend over.

20 Feb 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Silk, you definately look better since you grew your hair.

Thanks, cant do much about the tattooed forehead though....
Oh, my misspent youth!
Hell, I think it shows your well educated, lets face it London is spelt right wink

I have a tat on my ass too!
It spells W O W................
but only when I bend over.
Yup and it only cost you 2Ws didn't it.
(I know that's what you were saying I just wanted to join in!!)

20 Feb 2005

Gill's words:
Janet Battersby and Cilla (chesney's mum) cus I just don't like them.
Gill would have Mel Gibson to look at anytime.
Del's words:
U2 because im not all that kean on them really.
...
and Gill is not getting Mel Gibson anywere anytime.
xx
Del and Gill

21 Feb 2005

Hmm. A friend of mine back in the 'States had a pic of Andy Warhol hanging above his studio loo, as he was absolutely besotted with the bloke. Trouble was, Andy stayed over at his for about a month each Summer (though I don't think anything ever happened, tbh). Was a bit eerie for me, though...
~Reese! surprised

21 Feb 2005

I would not give her the pleasure of making me barf every time I went in there, but, taking the nature of your enquiry in hand.. it'd have to be Thatch. mad

Natch.