Quote by stman
never needed to wank left handed untill my right hand was busy typing on instant messenger
What a let down...!!!!
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Who's.....Ambidextrous..?
Warming the Bed
Im not ambodextrious but i can use both :doh:
Rather than kick off a new thread I decided to bring this back up as it was as close to my topic as I could find – the search button is your friend as they say.
Anyway – was musing this week. While dashing up the M6 I had this sudden urge for bladder relief – for some reason this normally occurs on the M6 toll, no idea why – maybe the thought of paying just weakens my bladder – sorry getting off the subject.
Anyway, got to the services loos, lobbed it out as you do and experienced that aggggggggghhhhhh feeling when you finally release the internal pressure. So there I was in front of the urinal getting bored so looking around, it suddenly occurred to me that all the guys lined up against the urinals were all holding their todgers in their left hand. Looking down, I realised that I was also using my left hand, even though I am right handed, god knows why I had to look down to confirm this, but anyhow – I did anyway.
It was only later in the car that I pondered the fact that everyone was using their left hand. So, out of the 15 or so guys that were lined up, it could have been that averages were out of kilta and that we all were right handed. Now if this was true, why were we all using our left hand when we were all in fact right handed?
Maybe their was in fact a mixture of left handed and right handed taking a pee that day. Maybe, subconsciously we remember that we greet and shake hands using our right hands so your left maybe can become more familiar with your todger as your right is your greeting interface?
The more I thought about this, the more unlikely it sounded, as when taking a dump I usually hold the paper in my right hand.
So, pondering even more, I thought, hang on here, it’s not just peeing, what about wanking? Well, I also use my left hand for that as well, I wonder if that’s because I can work the tv remote control easier with my right hand?
So, to all the lefties out there, when taking a pee, do you hold it with your left or right hand? Do other righties use their left for such purposes?
If this is purely a subconscious thing that affects all guys (not just me), what about the women?
It never ceases to amaze me what issues I ponder while driving up and down the M6, I do know however that the M25 has a distinctly different effect on me…………………. Freud would probably have an answer to this, but the bugger won’t pick up his cell to speak to me.
Anyway – was musing this week. While dashing up the M6 I had this sudden urge for bladder relief – for some reason this normally occurs on the M6 toll, no idea why – maybe the thought of paying just weakens my bladder – sorry getting off the subject.
Anyway, got to the services loos, lobbed it out as you do and experienced that aggggggggghhhhhh feeling when you finally release the internal pressure. So there I was in front of the urinal getting bored so looking around, it suddenly occurred to me that all the guys lined up against the urinals were all holding their todgers in their left hand. Looking down, I realised that I was also using my left hand, even though I am right handed, god knows why I had to look down to confirm this, but anyhow – I did anyway.
It was only later in the car that I pondered the fact that everyone was using their left hand. So, out of the 15 or so guys that were lined up, it could have been that averages were out of kilta and that we all were right handed. Now if this was true, why were we all using our left hand when we were all in fact right handed?
Maybe their was in fact a mixture of left handed and right handed taking a pee that day. Maybe, subconsciously we remember that we greet and shake hands using our right hands so your left maybe can become more familiar with your todger as your right is your greeting interface?
The more I thought about this, the more unlikely it sounded, as when taking a dump I usually hold the paper in my right hand.
So, pondering even more, I thought, hang on here, it’s not just peeing, what about wanking? Well, I also use my left hand for that as well, I wonder if that’s because I can work the tv remote control easier with my right hand?
So, to all the lefties out there, when taking a pee, do you hold it with your left or right hand? Do other righties use their left for such purposes?
If this is purely a subconscious thing that affects all guys (not just me), what about the women?
It never ceases to amaze me what issues I ponder while driving up and down the M6, I do know however that the M25 has a distinctly different effect on me…………………. Freud would probably have an answer to this, but the bugger won’t pick up his cell to speak to me.
Quote by Manolishi
Rather than kick off a new thread I decided to bring this back up as it was as close to my topic as I could find – the search button is your friend as they say.
Anyway – was musing this week. While dashing up the M6 I had this sudden urge for bladder relief – for some reason this normally occurs on the M6 toll, no idea why – maybe the thought of paying just weakens my bladder – sorry getting off the subject.
Anyway, got to the services loos, lobbed it out as you do and experienced that aggggggggghhhhhh feeling when you finally release the internal pressure. So there I was in front of the urinal getting bored so looking around, it suddenly occurred to me that all the guys lined up against the urinals were all holding their todgers in their left hand. Looking down, I realised that I was also using my left hand, even though I am right handed, god knows why I had to look down to confirm this, but anyhow – I did anyway.
It was only later in the car that I pondered the fact that everyone was using their left hand. So, out of the 15 or so guys that were lined up, it could have been that averages were out of kilta and that we all were right handed. Now if this was true, why were we all using our left hand when we were all in fact right handed?
Maybe their was in fact a mixture of left handed and right handed taking a pee that day. Maybe, subconsciously we remember that we greet and shake hands using our right hands so your left maybe can become more familiar with your todger as your right is your greeting interface?
The more I thought about this, the more unlikely it sounded, as when taking a dump I usually hold the paper in my right hand.
So, pondering even more, I thought, hang on here, it’s not just peeing, what about wanking? Well, I also use my left hand for that as well, I wonder if that’s because I can work the tv remote control easier with my right hand?
So, to all the lefties out there, when taking a pee, do you hold it with your left or right hand? Do other righties use their left for such purposes?
If this is purely a subconscious thing that affects all guys (not just me), what about the women?
It never ceases to amaze me what issues I ponder while driving up and down the M6, I do know however that the M25 has a distinctly different effect on me…………………. Freud would probably have an answer to this, but the bugger won’t pick up his cell to speak to me.
You really do worry me at times, honest to God! I have no idea where all that came from but I am laughing my head off :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Master of Sex
I'm ambidextrous, although for most of my life I was made (when at school anyway) to write with my right hand.
Then I got into medieval re-enactmend and found the joys of wandering the battlefield with two swords. The look on people's faces as that comes towards them is priceless!
Then I got into medieval re-enactmend and found the joys of wandering the battlefield with two swords. The look on people's faces as that comes towards them is priceless!
Warming the Bed
Whose ambidextrous? It's not mine.
~Espy in grammatical mode ;)
~Espy in grammatical mode ;)
Quote by espy2005
Whose ambidextrous? It's not mine.
~Espy in grammatical mode ;)
over my head.......
im useless at anything other than fondling women and typing with my left of which i excel in. However i can only pleasure myself with my right.....................
its just occured to me thats its no wonder i love the internet so much...............
Warming the Bed
Quote by DeeCee
Whose ambidextrous? It's not mine.
~Espy in grammatical mode ;)
over my head.......
I bet you'd understand if I asked whose fiver this was.
~Espy refraining from putting apostrophes where they belong in the previous post.
