i`ll get me coat 
Sex God
is belly button fluff always blue ???? i`ll get me coat
i`ll get me coat Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Why ?
last reply
13 replies
789 views
2 watchers
0 likes
Sex God
Quote by Clare_Lincs
is belly button fluff always blue ????
I always thought it was yellow and crusty :shock:eeeeeeeoooww
In the olden days the fluff of the belly was used to weave coats for the little pixies and elves that took up home at the bottom of the garden, it was usually the woman of the house that partook in this task, and mostly it was blue, although some plaid formations did occur. These days all the weaving is done in the third world for a fraction of the cost, and using modern synthetic fibres that really are breathable. 
Sex God
Quote by marktheminx
In the olden days the fluff of the belly was used to weave coats for the little pixies and elves that took up home at the bottom of the garden, it was usually the woman of the house that partook in this task, and mostly it was blue, although some plaid formations did occur. These days all the weaving is done in the third world for a fraction of the cost, and using modern synthetic fibres that really are breathable.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by Kinky Lizard
is belly button fluff always blue ????
I always thought it was yellow and crusty :shock:
That's the last time I go near your belly button Clare! sheesh!
                                                K      I      N      K      Y                  L      I      Z      A      R      D
                                               Â
I was only joking
yeah right,nowt wrong with a bit of stored cheese :evil2:
Quote by Clare_Lincs
is belly button fluff always blue ????
I always thought it was yellow and crusty :shock:
That's the last time I go near your belly button Clare! sheesh!
                                                K      I      N      K      Y                  L      I      Z      A      R      D
                                               Â
I was only joking
yeah right,nowt wrong with a bit of stored cheese :evil2:
Mmmmmmmmm! I've been hoping to find a new topping to spread on me scone!
K I N K Y L I Z A R D
Quote by Kinky Lizard
is belly button fluff always blue ????
I always thought it was yellow and crusty :shock:
That's the last time I go near your belly button Clare! sheesh!
                                                K      I      N      K      Y                  L      I      Z      A      R      D
                                               Â
I was only joking
yeah right,nowt wrong with a bit of stored cheese :evil2:
Mmmmmmmmm! I've been hoping to find a new topping to spread on me scone!
                                                K      I      N      K      Y                  L      I      Z      A      R      D
                                               Â
D'ya want it with or without fluff on top???
Quote by Clare_Lincs
is belly button fluff always blue ????
I always thought it was yellow and crusty :shock:
That's the last time I go near your belly button Clare! sheesh!
                                                K      I      N      K      Y                  L      I      Z      A      R      D
                                               Â
I was only joking
yeah right,nowt wrong with a bit of stored cheese :evil2:
Mmmmmmmmm! I've been hoping to find a new topping to spread on me scone!
                                                K      I      N      K      Y                  L      I      Z      A      R      D
                                               Â
D'ya want it with or without fluff on top???
Ordinarily I'd say "without" but as I like to live dangerously I'll say "with"
Have you got enough for 2 scones?
K I N K Y L I Z A R D
Quote by marktheminx
In the olden days the fluff of the belly was used to weave coats for the little pixies and elves that took up home at the bottom of the garden, it was usually the woman of the house that partook in this task, and mostly it was blue, although some plaid formations did occur. These days all the weaving is done in the third world for a fraction of the cost, and using modern synthetic fibres that really are breathable.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
Sex God
Quote by hornyred and dino
is belly button fluff always blue ????
Nothing more than an evolutionary developement. In a multi coloured world, fluff which in any other environment remains it's original colour, becomes blue via the toxins and dyes within our bodies. The reason it's blue is because as yet no blue skinned people have been discovered and therefore regardless of race, creed or colour, navel fluff is easily identified and removed.
There was some research into why there was a need to make it's presence easily identified and no real answer was ever found other than another facet of personal hygiene, however this evolutionary step is going to prove usefull in the future as Brussels have spent 5 years and e57,000,000 discussing this very problem, declaring that it makes navel gazing more difficult if the fluff isn't taken out. You will all be getting a mini wheelie bin to put your fluff in in the coming weeks for collection and safe disposal. Brussels have declared this product a hazard and will shortly prevent anyone who hasn't weadled out all their fluff, from entering any public building on the grounds that you are endangering yourself and others by being a fire hazard.
There is talk of a possible penelty points system, similar to the one that operates on driving offences, If it is found that you havn't cleaned out your navels properly. It is likely that the fluff you collect in your mini wheelie bin will be weighed monthly and anyone falling short of their expected qouta, based on a weighted average, will be fined. I for one will be writing to my M.P. concerning this aspect of the proposals as I can see a black market in navel fluff developing where fluff can be sold or brought to make the qouta and avoid the fines, I am concerned that fat people who in general have larger navels will get rich whilst the skinny people will suffer. There must be a better way.
Sex God
Quote by davej
is belly button fluff always blue ????
Nothing more than an evolutionary developement. In a multi coloured world, fluff which in any other environment remains it's original colour, becomes blue via the toxins and dyes within our bodies. The reason it's blue is because as yet no blue skinned people have been discovered and therefore regardless of race, creed or colour, navel fluff is easily identified and removed.
There was some research into why there was a need to make it's presence easily identified and no real answer was ever found other than another facet of personal hygiene, however this evolutionary step is going to prove usefull in the future as Brussels have spent 5 years and e57,000,000 discussing this very problem, declaring that it makes navel gazing more difficult if the fluff isn't taken out. You will all be getting a mini wheelie bin to put your fluff in in the coming weeks for collection and safe disposal. Brussels have declared this product a hazard and will shortly prevent anyone who hasn't weadled out all their fluff, from entering any public building on the grounds that you are endangering yourself and others by being a fire hazard.
There is talk of a possible penelty points system, similar to the one that operates on driving offences, If it is found that you havn't cleaned out your navels properly. It is likely that the fluff you collect in your mini wheelie bin will be weighed monthly and anyone falling short of their expected qouta, based on a weighted average, will be fined. I for one will be writing to my M.P. concerning this aspect of the proposals as I can see a black market in navel fluff developing where fluff can be sold or brought to make the qouta and avoid the fines, I am concerned that fat people who in general have larger navels will get rich whilst the skinny people will suffer. There must be a better way.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: pmsl , nice one 