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Why Alcohol should be Served at Work !

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1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
10. It eliminates holidays because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.
16. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
18. Everyone agrees the work better after they've had a couple of drinks.
19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
20. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.
21. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
22. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross
23. Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be common language
lucy drinkies
24 Half your employees are so f'ing incompetent that them getting pissed on the job wouldn't make a blind bit of difference ?
lol :lol:
couldnt agree more
Some computer games companies DO serve alcohol at work! smile
Usually only late on a Friday afternoon though.
(I'm not making it up!)
Guess I'm one of the lucky ones , we get beers every friday afternoon from about 4pm .. mind you can cause havoc with out computing skills!!!
Morbius has a great job then .... alcohol served all evening where he is .......
Pity he's the barman really though rolleyes