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all the women down south never reply to you no matter whether you send a long detailed reply to their ad.i think i'm going to move north
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why are all the horny women up north
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Aye?
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There are horny and very sexy ladies all over the place. Maybe it's the cock shot in your profile that's putting them off? 
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
There are horny and very sexy ladies all over the place. Maybe it's the cock shot in your profile that's putting them off?
"rotflmao"
Maybe the women "up north" are just less choosey? :dunno:
:shock:
Sex God
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Quote by peame:doh: :gagged:
all the women down south never reply to you no matter whether you send a long detailed reply to their ad.i think i'm going to move north
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I find it amusing that you have put "my cock" under your picture! I thought it was a man with a very fat neck and a trilby hat on bending over to pick something up!!!
:giggle:
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why are all the horny women up north?
Because I am and I can't get round em all
:lol: :lol:
and the ones I do manage I'm shite with :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :lol:
Because I am and I can't get round em all
:lol: :lol: and the ones I do manage I'm shite with :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :lol:
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My bum hurts
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Quote by Bloke2005
My bum hurts
hurts even more now :giggle:
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Quote by Kiss_Me
I find it amusing that you have put "my cock" under your picture! I thought it was a man with a very fat neck and a trilby hat on bending over to pick something up!!!
i thought you were just taking the piss til i had a look... that's hilarious!!
i would definately suggest a pic from another angle.
:giggle:
Sex God
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Well a tentative hello to ya peame... as u can well see 'why cant I get any action' posts are frowned upon on this forum - please take a while to look around SH... get to see 'how it all works'As long as the mods dont have a problem with this...
I am not offering to be a mentor but if you wish by all means pm me with any questions or thoughts you may have.
Welcome to the forums!
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peame, did you not learn antthing from your other post ?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/731409.html#731409
At least one of the contributors has his buttons back now, so . . . . . . .
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http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/731409.html#731409
At least one of the contributors has his buttons back now, so . . . . . . .
Aye?
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Sex God
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Quote by Kiss_Me
There are horny and very sexy ladies all over the place. Maybe it's the cock shot in your profile that's putting them off?
"rotflmao"
Maybe the women "up north" are just less choosey? :dunno:
:shock:
:smackbottom: 8......
Sex God
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Quote by flufferi thought you were just taking the piss til i had a look... that's hilarious!!
I find it amusing that you have put "my cock" under your picture! I thought it was a man with a very fat neck and a trilby hat on bending over to pick something up!!!
i would definately suggest a pic from another angle.
:giggle: I had to look!
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Quote by dambuster
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Ooo I used to enjoy this game...........er it's 7 next I think is that right
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Quote by celestria
There are horny and very sexy ladies all over the place. Maybe it's the cock shot in your profile that's putting them off?
"rotflmao"
Maybe the women "up north" are just less choosey? :dunno:
:shock:
:smackbottom: 8......
:cry:
Sex God
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Quote by Kiss_Me:rose:
:cry:
assionkiss:
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Quote by celestria:rose:
:cry:
assionkiss:
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Quote by Kiss_Me:rose:
:cry:
assionkiss:Sassy gets the popcorn and settles down to watch the action
Sex God
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Quote by Kiss_Me:rose:
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assionkiss: :rascal: :hump: :smoke:
Sex God
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Quote by sheddy
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Ooo I used to enjoy this game...........er it's 7 next I think is that right
I love hopscotch I do!
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winchwench waits for rpm to defend the horny women down south :giggle:
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5........
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Quote by winchwench
winchwench waits for rpm to defend the horny women down south :giggle:
5........
cue sound of wind blowing and tumble weed rolls by :giggle:
Ahh you all know i'm only joking ................... I hope :shock:
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Ok ok.... the real reason most of the horny women live up north is because I used to live in Manchester! :grin:
When I moved back 'daaan saaaaaf' I left my harem up there - thus causing the disproportionate ratio of southern horny women to northern horny women.
This can by explained further by:
If southern lady = U and northern lady = L
((U+C+I) x (10-S))/20 x A x 1/(1-sin(F/10)).
You see?
When I moved back 'daaan saaaaaf' I left my harem up there - thus causing the disproportionate ratio of southern horny women to northern horny women.
This can by explained further by:
If southern lady = U and northern lady = L
((U+C+I) x (10-S))/20 x A x 1/(1-sin(F/10)).
You see?
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Quote by Kiss_Me
This can by explained further by:
If southern lady = U and northern lady = L
((U+C+I) x (10-S))/20 x A x 1/(1-sin(F/10)).
You see?
clear as mud babe :silly:
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Quote by sheddy
winchwench waits for rpm to defend the horny women down south :giggle:
5........
cue sound of wind blowing and tumble weed rolls by :giggle:
Ahh you all know i'm only joking ................... I hope :shock:
If he knows whats good for him.........(guess who he's coming to visit next week!...)
Sassy......just seen your sig- a motorbike with stabilisers is called a trike hun! Nearly had to give up & get one meself! :giggle:
Sex God
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Quote by peame
why are all the horny women up north
:doh: Because everyone knows Wigan is the capital of Swing
Sex God
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Quote by sheddycue sound of wind blowing and tumble weed rolls by :giggle: Ahh you all know i'm only joking ................... I hope :shock:
winchwench waits for rpm to defend the horny women down south :giggle:5........
I thought peame said they oooop the north 
I think MY bums gonna be hurtin soon! :shock:
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I think MY bums gonna be hurtin soon! :shock:
Ooo - two hurting bums! :giggle:
Sex God
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Quote by Bloke2005
I think MY bums gonna be hurtin soon! :shock:
Ooo - two hurting bums! :giggle:
Sounds like a rough night at bloke's last night :giggle:
