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Why BLACK is a good colour for cyclists!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
ROFLMAOOOOOOO
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
:shock: Y'know they never look half as appealing in flacid state do they lol
Tracy-Jayne
Quote by GenHertsCpl

rather than

Mmmmmmmmmmmm :P

Nice helmets. lol :lol:
Quote by RedHot
:shock: Y'know they never look half as appealing in flacid state do they lol
Tracy-Jayne

Do you think 2nd from the right is flacid?????? :shock:
Gaed some of them look positively disfigured lol
Lycra is never very flattering!!!
rotflmao :rotflmao:
jeez thats ugly!
still...... reminds me I havn't ordered any coal for next week.
MMMMMMmmmmmm cycling! My fave passtime! :shock: :P
Can I have have the one second from right in the red shorts please??? :twisted:
He looks very trainable! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I love guys in lycra.... sooo smooth and sexy! :P
Quote by little gem
I love guys in lycra.... sooo smooth and sexy! :P

I dident realize they made lycra condoms :shock: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'm saying absolutely nothing.... :gagged:
apart from my shorts are black and usually worn under baggies.
Quote by pinkbubble(mr&mrs)
:shock: Y'know they never look half as appealing in flacid state do they lol
Tracy-Jayne

Do you think 2nd from the right is flacid?????? :shock:
Of course it is - that's his spare socks :lol:
T-J
MMmmmmm come here Mr. Easy! biggrin
Helloooooo kitten!
I do actually find lycra on a well toned and althletic style body very attractive!
John is an ex-international rower and looks very sexy in his suit!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
The second one from the left seems to have a cluster of balls and no dick .... and his mate next to him looks like he's got two dicks and no balls!!!! :shock:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
The second one from the left seems to have a cluster of balls and no dick .... and his mate next to him looks like he's got two dicks and no balls!!!! :shock:

PMSL I was just thinking aling those lines too lol :lol: :lol:
Really must get a life lol
Quote by MISSCHIEF
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
The second one from the left seems to have a cluster of balls and no dick .... and his mate next to him looks like he's got two dicks and no balls!!!! :shock:

This team had a very serious accident in the cross-country team pursuit. Severe landings at the water jump involved multiple traumatic amputation of the genitals.
Fortunately the surgeon who operated on the team was an expert in micro-surgery. Unfortunately he was not numerate. rolleyes
I'm making a contribution in the interests of gender balance - equal opportunities and all that. surprised

Mike.
Quote by MISSCHIEF
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
The second one from the left seems to have a cluster of balls and no dick .... and his mate next to him looks like he's got two dicks and no balls!!!! :shock:

No thats their tyre pump and spare inner tubes... its all to do with aerodynamics
Quote by MikeNorth
I'm making a contribution in the interests of gender balance - equal opportunities and all that. surprised

Mike.

Have you seen the sponsor above the girl on the left?
What the f**k is a "BABY-DUMP"?
Answers please on a postcard... most original (from a female) wins a night out in my car ;-)
Quote by little gem
MMMMMMmmmmmm cycling! My fave passtime! :shock: :P
Can I have have the one second from right in the red shorts please??? :twisted:
He looks very trainable! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I love guys in lycra.... sooo smooth and sexy! :P

May I just say, ladies............
I'm a keen cyclist & I wear black lycra shorts.....
although admittedly, I'm not quite as slim as that lot rolleyes
Quote by MISSCHIEF
The second one from the left seems to have a cluster of balls and no dick ...

You mean to say you don't recognise the famous Russian 3-testicled cycling champion, Oojannika Bolkov?
Quote by MikeNorth
I'm making a contribution in the interests of gender balance - equal opportunities and all that. surprised

Mike.

I just wanna know why they brought the washing machine along rolleyes
Quote by GenHertsCpl
I just wanna know why they brought the washing machine along rolleyes

Because they're women?
Quote by GenHertsCpl
I just wanna know why they brought the washing machine along rolleyes

Well, it would have several wash cycles wouldn't it... lol :lol:
Mike.
Quote by MikeNorth
I just wanna know why they brought the washing machine along rolleyes

Well, it would have several wash cycles wouldn't it... lol :lol:
Mike.
GROANNNNNN!!
Thats worse than most crackers ive read!