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Why is it that it make your advert in plain English but yet you get loads of guys that write to you that are out of your age range, live miles away and are not single. Even though I have put on my advert that I don't want any timewasters, I would certainly call these guys timewasters. So much for professionals! Where are the decent guys that can read? kiss
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Why is it that it make your advert in plain English but yet you get loads of guys that write to you that are out of your age range, live miles away and are not single. Even though I have put on my advert that I don't want any timewasters, I would certainly call these guys timewasters. So much for professionals! Where are the decent guys that can read? kiss

Probably in the forum. Your complaint is about people who've responded to your advert. What makes you think that they'll read it here? You haven't stated that you're looking for professionals either - only that you are professional. So I don't understand the comment 'so much for professionals!'.
They aren't timewasters, they are chancers. Ignore them and move on.
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Why is it that it make your advert in plain English but yet you get loads of guys that write to you that are out of your age range, live miles away and are not single. Even though I have put on my advert that I don't want any timewasters, I would certainly call these guys timewasters. So much for professionals! Where are the decent guys that can read? kiss

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I think that we are all professionals in our own way, so for me,looking for professionals can open it up to anyone in their own right.
We all get people from outside our stated bounderies. You have the choice to reply or not. I wouldn't call them time wasters though. They may live out of nowhere or maybe there are no swingers around their area? Or they may just be chancers like FB stated. There's always a reason.
For whatever reason, you decide whether to reply or not.
Good luck with your search
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Why is it that it make your advert in plain English but yet you get loads of guys that write to you that are out of your age range, live miles away and are not single. Even though I have put on my advert that I don't want any timewasters, I would certainly call these guys timewasters. So much for professionals! Where are the decent guys that can read? kiss

They might be prepared to travel ? dunno we do cool
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It's not limited to men either a fair few women can't read! And to me they aren't timewasters ... chancers maybe dunno
Just ignore the ones you don't like and answer the ones you do!
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cos their brains drop from there heads as teenages into their trousers and stay there for all eternity :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
seriously though just ignore, those who are really interested (not just after a quicky) will read your profile/adds very carefully
i know exactly what you mean though my profile is short and to the point i state "
i dont like uninvited wispers (unless ya know me)
If ya ask a silly question be prepared for a silly answer
i aint guna arrange to meet ya after 2 mins of chatting i prefer to get to know ya a little
i dont want your number or you addy if i do i will ask you personally for it"
but around 9 outta 10 will wisper send phone numbers or email address, there isnt that much text to read so i figure they are not worth the effort
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So much frustration on here at the moment - me included rolleyes
I, for one, do read ads very carefully, and get very disappointed when they dont live up to their promises..
such and such will guarantee reply... lmao!!
best not to take it too serious and trust that the good people are there somewhere smile
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Like fanny says, the blood cant be in two places at once!
Make good use of the ignore button in the PM to make sure they dont bother you again.
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Try writing your ad in pictures.......... rolleyes
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Quote by Kinky-boots1
Why is it that it make your advert in plain English but yet you get loads of guys that write to you that are out of your age range, live miles away and are not single. Even though I have put on my advert that I don't want any timewasters, I would certainly call these guys timewasters. So much for professionals! Where are the decent guys that can read? kiss

As a fellow resident of NG2 who joined this Site at a similar time to you, I would love to wish you all the very best for 2008 and I hope that you meet someone who can read :!:
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Quote by jsm1976
So much frustration on here at the moment - me included rolleyes
I, for one, do read ads very carefully, and get very disappointed when they dont live up to their promises..
such and such will guarantee reply... lmao!!
best not to take it too serious and trust that the good people are there somewhere smile

my only reply is.....
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someone sent me a message the other day, i said "no thanks x".
just out of common courtesy really, he wasnt my type and he was over 100 miles away.
his response was....
Dont worry. Not a great loss to be rejected by you since youre not that good looking or remotely attractive. Best of luck. Youll need it.

confused
what else can we do?
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cos their brains drop from there heads as teenages into their trousers and stay there for all eternity :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
seriously though just ignore, those who are really interested (not just after a quicky) will read your profile/adds very carefully
i know exactly what you mean though my profile is short and to the point i state "i dont like uninvited wispers (unless ya know me)
If ya ask a silly question be prepared for a silly answer
i aint guna arrange to meet ya after 2 mins of chatting i prefer to get to know ya a little
i dont want your number or you addy if i do i will ask you personally for it"
but around 9 outta 10 will wisper send phone numbers or email address, there isnt that much text to read so i figure they are not worth the effort
Very true comment plus....most guys on here are SUn readers, in other words just want to look at the pictures and not read the
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cos their brains drop from there heads as teenages into their trousers and stay there for all eternity :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
seriously though just ignore, those who are really interested (not just after a quicky) will read your profile/adds very carefully
i know exactly what you mean though my profile is short and to the point i state "i dont like uninvited wispers (unless ya know me)
If ya ask a silly question be prepared for a silly answer
i aint guna arrange to meet ya after 2 mins of chatting i prefer to get to know ya a little
i dont want your number or you addy if i do i will ask you personally for it"
but around 9 outta 10 will wisper send phone numbers or email address, there isnt that much text to read so i figure they are not worth the effort
Very true comment plus....most guys on here are SUn readers, in other words just want to look at the pictures and not read the
And whats wrong with the Sun - many a useful article have i found in there about various exciting topics of news views and screws - cant believe it over the last few days i have had comments about primark and the sun - its getting to a stage where i need to cry me thinks! Just because your from Kent dont make you any posher than us norf lunderners luv ! x x x x
PS MEN CANT FECKING READ FULL STOP x x x x x x x xx
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Some "people" just chance their luck, but we all have the delete and ignore buttons don't we?
I get really fed up with the single men bashing! rolleyes
Good luck finding whatever it is you are looking for! kiss
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I'm aiming to be a teeny bit more tolerant this year :shock: and so I won't join in with the whinging about timewasters, crap PMs etc etc.
It happens to us all, regardless of what you stipulate on your profile or ad. I've experienced this on several sites, not just this one, and some were free sites so it's not even as if paying members are cleared of all blame.
It's also not just single males. There just happens to be a gazillion more single males on the site than any other account type so it's just maths really.
Yes, it can get to the point where it is extremely annoying but from now on, I'm just going to try and ignore it. Indifference is the worst insult I reckon. wink
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Quote by Marya_Northeast
I'm aiming to be a teeny bit more tolerant this year :shock: and so I won't join in with the whinging about timewasters, crap PMs etc etc.
It happens to us all, regardless of what you stipulate on your profile or ad. I've experienced this on several sites, not just this one, and some were free sites so it's not even as if paying members are cleared of all blame.
It's also not just single males. There just happens to be a gazillion more single males on the site than any other account type so it's just maths really.
Yes, it can get to the point where it is extremely annoying but from now on, I'm just going to try and ignore it. Indifference is the worst insult I reckon. wink

hows your head today lol :lol:
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Fragile!

:twisted: :twisted: il bear that in mind :twisted:
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I get really fed up with the single men bashing! rolleyes

Yep, so do I.
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Ssshhhhhh! Even my eyelashes hurt.

that was all the text sex lol
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I get really fed up with the single men bashing! rolleyes

Yep, so do I.
The original bash from KBs was at the non-single ones.
So this is men bashing I suppose - unless you lose the ability to read when you get married - in which case is married men bashing.
Just proving that I can read - that's all.
wink
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Ah, well that's where I went wrong - I'm stupid and illiterate.
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Ah, well that's where I went wrong - I'm stupid and illiterate.

.......... and I just copied you! :rascal:
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Ah, well that's where I went wrong - I'm stupid and illiterate.

.......... and I just copied you! :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

What, being stupid and illiterate? lol
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What, being stupid and illiterate? lol

Ermmm ........ should I say Yes or No? :giggle:
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Quote by blonde

What, being stupid and illiterate? lol

Ermmm ........ should I say Yes or No? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Yes :giggle:
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Yes :giggle:
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I think you deserve one of these smackbottom
:giggle:
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