Why cant SINGLE Women read?!?

16 Jun 2005

When we single blokes post an ad hunting for sex why is it our inbox's get flooded with useless information? Nooo i didnt want to know you had 4 kids and explain to them about your sex life! Did i need to know your hubby can't get a hard-on anymore thats why your rading my ad?!? SEX i said, SEXXX!!
Naughty women

:smackbottom:

16 Jun 2005

Maybe because most woman are looking for friendship and swinging as appose to random acts of fucking, so they tell you about themselves? dunno

16 Jun 2005

Quote by Mikehboy19
When we single blokes post an ad hunting for sex why is it our inbox's get flooded with useless information? Nooo i didnt want to know you had 4 kids and explain to them about your sex life! Did i need to know your hubby can't get a hard-on anymore thats why your rading my ad?!? SEX i said, SEXXX!!
Naughty women :smackbottom:

...hmmm, water dangerous, young Mike is treading..prepare for a visit to The Dark Side!!
:smackbottom: rotflmao

16 Jun 2005

Quote by Mikehboy19
When we single blokes post an ad hunting for sex why is it our inbox's get flooded with useless information? Nooo i didnt want to know you had 4 kids and explain to them about your sex life! Did i need to know your hubby can't get a hard-on anymore thats why your rading my ad?!? SEX i said, SEXXX!!
Naughty women :smackbottom:

Mikey, steady, here you are...... sit down gently. Ok now? yes! Good. Dont worry, its alright youre in your house, its on thursday and yes youre right...............
You were f**king dreaming!

16 Jun 2005

lmao, very tounge in cheek :P

16 Jun 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
You were f**king dreaming!

Ahhhhhh, that explains the 3 titted 36f woman i saw :shock: :shock:

16 Jun 2005

Mike,
Your self control is to be admired my friend. Believe it or not, there are some guys who would try to take advantage of such vulnerable women!!
Wanna forward some on??? evil

16 Jun 2005

Quote by Mikehboy19
When we single blokes post an ad hunting for sex why is it our inbox's get flooded with useless information? Nooo i didnt want to know you had 4 kids and explain to them about your sex life! Did i need to know your hubby can't get a hard-on anymore thats why your rading my ad?!? SEX i said, SEXXX!!
Naughty women :smackbottom:

Not to mention the spammers and uhh so called " I have gone to another site" replies
But I wouldnt know redface

ops: :oops:

16 Jun 2005

There was this odd one today aongst others when i opened my inbox. Sounded pretty genuine, looking for someone a bit more romantic and that. Sent her a reply thinking "what the hell". Then she started droaining on about how her father had been poisened or something, had $15mill locked up in some safety deposit or some crap. Any1 else had one of those? Kinda confusing

16 Jun 2005

Quote by Mikehboy19
There was this odd one today aongst others when i opened my inbox. Sounded pretty genuine, looking for someone a bit more romantic and that. Sent her a reply thinking "what the hell". Then she started droaining on about how her father had been poisened or something, had $15mill locked up in some safety deposit or some crap. Any1 else had one of those? Kinda confusing

She's a lovely girl. God for it Mike.
:giggle:

16 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
There was this odd one today aongst others when i opened my inbox. Sounded pretty genuine, looking for someone a bit more romantic and that. Sent her a reply thinking "what the hell". Then she started droaining on about how her father had been poisened or something, had $15mill locked up in some safety deposit or some crap. Any1 else had one of those? Kinda confusing

Yeah, she's a lovely girl. Godfor it Mike.
:giggle:
GOD???? :giggle:

16 Jun 2005

Quote by CiscoCat6k
There was this odd one today aongst others when i opened my inbox. Sounded pretty genuine, looking for someone a bit more romantic and that. Sent her a reply thinking "what the hell". Then she started droaining on about how her father had been poisened or something, had $15mill locked up in some safety deposit or some crap. Any1 else had one of those? Kinda confusing

Yeah, she's a lovely girl. Godfor it Mike.
:giggle:
GOD???? :giggle:
redface

Would you believe me if I said it stood for Great Oral Darlin' ?

16 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
Would you believe me if I said it stood for Great Oral Darlin' ?

Libra - with a face and body like that not only would I believe you but would help you spread the word.
worship

:bounce: :worship: :bounce: :worship: :bounce: :worship: :bounce: :worship: :bounce:

16 Jun 2005

Wow, God, you musta heard from her. Listen to a few of her sayings
AFTER MUCH CONSIDERATION AND PRAYER
BY FAITH I BELIEVE GOD LED ME TO YOU MY FAITH
THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU DO CARE FOR ME AMEN

16 Jun 2005

Quote by CiscoCat6k

Would you believe me if I said it stood for Great Oral Darlin' ?

Libra - with a face and body like that not only would I believe you but would help you spread the word.
worship

:bounce: :worship: :bounce: :worship: :bounce: :worship: :bounce: :worship: :bounce:
Thanks for the comp.
Was talking about the girl who mailed the young 'en wink

When it comes to oral, I suck at it. confused

:mrgreen:

16 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
Oh no, you got it wrong. But thanks for the comp.
Was talking about the girl who mailed the young 'en
When it comes to oral, I suck at it. :mrgreen:

Could you demonstrate just how bad you are libra?? I am not quite sure about the difference between suck and excel.... dunno

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

16 Jun 2005

:shock: you mean it's not suck and expel?

16 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
:shock: you mean it's not suck and expel?

Better a spitter than a quitter :shock: :shock:

16 Jun 2005

Quote by CiscoCat6k
:shock: you mean it's not suck and expel?

Better a spitter than a quitter :shock: :shock:
And rather the mouth than up the ******** :shock: :shock: :shock:
mmmm....no I lie, that's nice
:giggle:
Okay, enough kak from me today
wave

16 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
There was this odd one today aongst others when i opened my inbox. Sounded pretty genuine, looking for someone a bit more romantic and that. Sent her a reply thinking "what the hell". Then she started droaining on about how her father had been poisened or something, had $15mill locked up in some safety deposit or some crap. Any1 else had one of those? Kinda confusing

She's a lovely girl. God for it Mike.
:giggle:
And she's loaded lol

Never have to work again biggrin

(apart from getting at the money :lol: )

16 Jun 2005

Lol no actually. In the email she's offering to hand the account over to me due to her being of too young an age to access it. Which is quite sad, me being younger. So, shes offering it all on the plate. Her coming to england to marry me, me getting at her millions and of course lots of sex. What a package

16 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
Maybe because most woman are looking for friendship and swinging as appose to random acts of fucking, so they tell you about themselves?

You mean, women aren't just sex objects?
:shock:

16 Jun 2005

Quote by roger743
Maybe because most woman are looking for friendship and swinging as appose to random acts of fucking, so they tell you about themselves?

You mean, women aren't just sex objects?
:shock:
Nah....you're right Rog, had been drinking when I said that :laughabove: :crazy:
Blasted house-wife's ruin
wink

16 Jun 2005

Quote by Mikehboy19
There was this odd one today aongst others when i opened my inbox. Sounded pretty genuine, looking for someone a bit more romantic and that. Sent her a reply thinking "what the hell". Then she started droaining on about how her father had been poisened or something, had $15mill locked up in some safety deposit or some crap. Any1 else had one of those? Kinda confusing

This is a scam which originated in Nigeria. They have different forms of it i.e father died in a plane crash, father was assasinated president etc.
They say they'll hand you millions of Â£s, all you need to do is give them a few thousand to sort out the paper work. Once you pay up,they dissappear.