Why can't women cut bread?

12 Oct 2005

For years I've been trying to train her indoors to cut bread straight. Never going to happen. Every time i go to cut a slice I end up chucking half the loaf away to bring it straight again.
I've given up!
Are there any other little nuance's that drive you crazy about your other half?
I feel like Noah now....waiting for the flood

12 Oct 2005

Quote by goodporking
For years I've been trying to train her indoors to cut bread straight. Never going to happen. Every time i go to cut a slice I end up chucking half the loaf away to bring it straight again.
I've given up!
Are there any other little nuance's that drive you crazy about your other half?
I feel like Noah now....waiting for the flood

Cos we've ben busy practicing cutting other things for when you annoy us! :twisted:

12 Oct 2005

missress sassy shud be called mistress_Bobit......
MikeC

12 Oct 2005

Quote by goodporking
For years I've been trying to train her indoors to cut bread straight. Never going to happen. Every time i go to cut a slice I end up chucking half the loaf away to bring it straight again.
I've given up!
Are there any other little nuance's that drive you crazy about your other half?
I feel like Noah now....waiting for the flood

do it yourself, get better doorsteps that way. biggrin

and do you think i would ever let my wife loose with a sharp knife.

12 Oct 2005

Did you hear about JWBobits wifes sister trying to cut off her husbands todger? She missed with te knife and drove it into her husbands leg....The police are proseuting her for a missderweiner
lol

12 Oct 2005

why does she need 2 learn when
A she can get you to do it
B you can buy it sliced now days

12 Oct 2005

Quote by MikeC
missress sassy shud be called mistress_Bobit......
MikeC

Remember that crop, you wait till I get my hands on it and you again! :twisted:

12 Oct 2005

mmmmmmmmm sassys hands on me...... now there is a nice thought it means the crop is firmly not in them cool

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
MikeC

12 Oct 2005

Whenever i stand at the counter in the kitchen whether it be cutting bread or something else i usually have my hubby standing behind me thrusting like a rabid dog or groping me :shock:
Have you tried cutting bread .... I worry about my fingers too much!
C x

12 Oct 2005

lol why cut bread be like me and get the baker to do it.....
thats what they are paid for ..........
MikeC

12 Oct 2005

But sliced just not the same...sorry ..no excuses..it taste better when you cut it yourself. And you get proper toast from cutting your own.
Can any of you girlies cut bread straight or is it genetic....mmm...maybe thats the problem...you all need your jeans poked about a bit...

12 Oct 2005

porking this is where ur wrong mate....
women dont like jeans being poked they prefer........
well i will let u work that out as i am still trying to also cool

MikeC

12 Oct 2005

I meant poking about inside their jeans. Never know what you might find ..

12 Oct 2005

Just buy ready sliced bread confused

12 Oct 2005

Like I said Blue its just not the same...and it still doesn't answer the question...why can't women slice bread?
Although I must say your loaf looks nicely cut!!!!hehehehehehehe

12 Oct 2005

it is no more praticle.......
sliced bread = less effort = more time shaggin
MikeC

12 Oct 2005

Quote by Calista
Whenever i stand at the counter in the kitchen whether it be cutting bread or something else i usually have my hubby standing behind me thrusting like a rabid dog or groping me :shock:
Have you tried cutting bread .... I worry about my fingers too much!
C x

Now, why do they do that? Forget stockings and suspenders, or dirty videos....just siddle up to the sink and start washing the dishes...
I had mine neutered :twisted: . He's much better now.
For bread cutting, buy a knife with a guide piece on it. Perfect slice everytime.

12 Oct 2005

Quote by goodporking
Like I said Blue its just not the same...and it still doesn't answer the question...why can't women slice bread?
Although I must say your loaf looks nicely cut!!!!hehehehehehehe

Well, I'll stick to my ready sliced cos I think it tastes just as nice... but to answer your question, I'm sure lots of women can slice bread very well, but there isn't much point when all they are going to do is throw it on the water---- might as well just chuck lumps in cos fish don't mind about presentation :giggle:

12 Oct 2005

well i hate bread but like toast am i the only wiered one
MikeC

12 Oct 2005

Quote by MikeC
well i hate bread but like toast am i the only wiered one
MikeC

In here? ROFL are you kidding...look around and witness the asylum in action..

12 Oct 2005

Well when I was 9 I had learnt to slice bread straight. We went on a self catering holiday to Wales (- it was the summer Elvis died - i can still remember it now!! ) My mum took the bread knife with us (we always went on holiday with the kitchen sink in tow - sound familiar!?) Unfortunately we left said bread knifr behind and since then I have never been able to cut bread straight again!! sad

Sliced bread is therefore the easiest option but when i have time i enjoy freshly made bread from my bread maker so we have kinky bread but it tastes delicious!!
Amazing what snippets stay in ones mind!!!

12 Oct 2005

Can't really say much cos I hardly ever cut bread (or cheese) straight, but H can get it right every time dunno

12 Oct 2005

I never could until I got this marvellous thing from that famous place with several shops in the land with clever kitchen items and other wonderful houseware items. I'm not posting its name but you know the one.
Its a plastic cutting guided with a design to allow you to cut about 4 different thicknesses of bread. Brilliant!
Regards
Harry Jones

12 Oct 2005

Maybe you should show her how to cut the bread acroos the loaf and not down the middle!