Wa a little curious at first... :kick:
I'm confused..... :hunk: :laughabove: :small-print:
Just thought that your bluff was called as you asked for a face pic and the ace of spades and you would produce a pic of your thick brown cock halfway to your knees.. I'm thinking now that you must have dwarfed legs... :twisted:
Ahh... to cock or not to cock...
What a silly old thread!
I feel sorry for all you poor folks being bombarded with limp manatees all day long.
maybe some form of cock amnesty for all the lonely and boring people out there in cyberspace?
"No Cocks On Thursday"
"National Cock Off Day"
"Take Your Cock and Stuff It Day"
Umm.... thats it for cock-related punnery. Better go back to doing some work.
MEN.
They promise the earth - and then ???
Mollie
Then the give you the moon... :moon:
promises of a lush bounty of natural goodness, when the actual artifact being given is a cold barren rock devoid of intelligent life...
yup, sounds like most of the "quick shaggers".
give it a rest, chill the f**k out. if you want a "quick shag", there are places and methods of aquireing such services. This here site is not one of em. Pillocks.
Still paying for this site? :laughabove: Better rant and get your moneys worth... :wanker:
Now-now children, settle down or you will have your toys taken off of you!
Well, if I understood any of all this, which I don't, I'm sure it's all very well.
I just thought that if I filled my part of the bargain there would be a reward But where is it?
Mollie