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Wa a little curious at first... :kick:
OUCH!
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PL you are an original..... lol

Of course - did you think I was a clone or somethng :borg:
There is only one PL.............. there NEVER could be 2! :lol:
And there is only one DP....... wink
Quote by DaytimePlayboy
And there is only one DP....... wink

Double penetration? confused
lol
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And there is only one DP....... wink

Double penetration? confused
lol
Deffo need 2 for that :shock: He's fibbing!! :lol:
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And there is only one DP....... wink

Double penetration? confused
lol
Deffo need 2 for that :shock: He's fibbing!! :lol:
May be he is built different to most guys... :confused: ... that actually might make an interesting cock shot - just for curiosity you understand :grin:
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May be he is built different to most guys... :confused: ... that actually might make an interesting cock shot - just for curiosity you understand :grin:

Blimey, would have to be sober for that one...
a) Otherwise you wouldn't believe it
b) Or there would be 4 of em :shock:
I'm confused..... :hunk: :laughabove: :small-print:
Just thought that your bluff was called as you asked for a face pic and the ace of spades and you would produce a pic of your thick brown cock halfway to your knees.. I'm thinking now that you must have dwarfed legs... :twisted:
Ahh... to cock or not to cock...
What a silly old thread!
I feel sorry for all you poor folks being bombarded with limp manatees all day long.
maybe some form of cock amnesty for all the lonely and boring people out there in cyberspace?
"No Cocks On Thursday"
"National Cock Off Day"
"Take Your Cock and Stuff It Day"
Umm.... thats it for cock-related punnery. Better go back to doing some work.
flipa
MEN.
They promise the earth - and then ???
Mollie
Then the give you the moon... :moon:
promises of a lush bounty of natural goodness, when the actual artifact being given is a cold barren rock devoid of intelligent life...
yup, sounds like most of the "quick shaggers".
give it a rest, chill the f**k out. if you want a "quick shag", there are places and methods of aquireing such services. This here site is not one of em. Pillocks.
Still paying for this site? :laughabove: Better rant and get your moneys worth... :wanker:
Now-now children, settle down or you will have your toys taken off of you!
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Now-now children, settle down or you will have your toys taken off of you!

Hello honey wink Like my new look lol
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Now-now children, settle down or you will have your toys taken off of you!

Hello honey wink Like my new look lol
Yes - but it makes your turkey neck look small :lol:
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Now-now children, settle down or you will have your toys taken off of you!

Hello honey wink Like my new look lol
Yes - but it makes your turkey neck look small :lol:
Makes me look like I have no neck... Gonna have to switch my shampoo to head and shoulders... passionkiss
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Makes me look like I have no turkey neck

:grin:
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Makes me look like I have no turkey neck

:grin:
Bee arch..... smackbottom
Mrs Angel here.
Thought i'd add my tuppence worth in here on the suject of the women getting unasked for cockshots in their mail boxes and for that matter being bombarded with pms'. My opinion is the poor things are only trying to bolster their own insecure feelings. Deep in their phsyche they know that a woman on a bad day can outfuck them on a good day and then take his mate on aswell. Whereas a secure and confident man is aware of this and accepts this as a balance in the equality of the sexes.
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promises of a lush bounty of natural goodness, when the actual artifact being given is a cold barren rock devoid of intelligent life...
yup, sounds like most of the "quick shaggers".
give it a rest, chill the f**k out. if you want a "quick shag", there are places and methods of aquireing such services. This here site is not one of em. Pillocks.

Yeah right, you'll go far. loon Looking at your profile i'd say ur the one after a quick shag being single. Maybe even got a girlfriend / wife but would never dream of sharing her. U'd probably be better of at a singles site. And whilst i'm at it most people that rant on with an unwarranted attack using such things as "f**k" are some of the most unchilled people i've ever come across. Now go and start your own thread on the topic of Pillocks, i'm sure you have lots to offer.
Too right...
Well, if I understood any of all this, which I don't, I'm sure it's all very well.
I just thought that if I filled my part of the bargain there would be a reward But where is it?
Mollie