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Why (cock) photos just won't work.

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feel free to send all your cockshots to me
its blatantly men anyway that want to compare or meet up for 'sword fights' lol
Quote by maidinheaven
Well, if I understood any of all this, which I don't, I'm sure it's all very well.
I just thought that if I filled my part of the bargain there would be a reward But where is it?
Mollie

Still a mystery.. :confused: Gonna have to ask Angel...
Quote by Swinging_Angel
Well, if I understood any of all this, which I don't, I'm sure it's all very well.
I just thought that if I filled my part of the bargain there would be a reward But where is it?
Mollie

Still a mystery.. :confused: Gonna have to ask Angel...
Hello Molly
I can see why you are confused. Try to understand this. When I asked for a face shot with the ace of spades this means get a picture taken of yourself including the face taken in such a way that ur face can actually be seen holding an ace of spades card next to your head, sent to swinging_ . Posting a pic where the face is not really recogniseable and attaching another pic of the ace of spades is just not acceptable and is considered as cheating whether intentional or not. smile. I hope this is all now clear to you.
Regards
Mr Swinging Angel
That is just too much trouble to see just another turkey neck! lol
Quote by PoloLady
Well, if I understood any of all this, which I don't, I'm sure it's all very well.
I just thought that if I filled my part of the bargain there would be a reward But where is it?
Mollie

Still a mystery.. :confused: Gonna have to ask Angel...
Hello Molly
I can see why you are confused. Try to understand this. When I asked for a face shot with the ace of spades this means get a picture taken of yourself including the face taken in such a way that ur face can actually be seen holding an ace of spades card next to your head, sent to swinging_ . Posting a pic where the face is not really recogniseable and attaching another pic of the ace of spades is just not acceptable and is considered as cheating whether intentional or not. smile. I hope this is all now clear to you.
Regards
Mr Swinging Angel
That is just too much trouble to see just another turkey neck! lol
It's not a turkey neck you silly girl.... :lol: smackbottom
geeeeee's it's a bit touchy in this thread :sparring: - where has all the love gone ? :love:
Quote by Swinging_Angel
And for those of you women interested in such things it's brown thick and halfway to my knees. :shock: . smile

Dear Angel,
Just a little gentle leg-pull, ok? If you post like that, then you have to expect it, ok? But I meant no offence. Like I said, just a little gentle leg-pull.
Mollie xxx
ps MOLLIE. Molly is somebody totally different. You playing fast and loose?
Quote by Up4funru2
geeeeee's it's a bit touchy in this thread :sparring: - where has all the love gone ? :love:

Come over here and let's start the lovin' hump
Up4funru2 wrote:
geeeeee's it's a bit touchy in this thread - where has all the love gone ?
Come over here and let's start the lovin'

You saucy little thing you :twisted:
Quote by Up4funru2
Up4funru2 wrote:
geeeeee's it's a bit touchy in this thread - where has all the love gone ?
Come over here and let's start the lovin'

You saucy little thing you :twisted:
Would you want me any other way? :twisted:
Not at all me darlin !!
I have got soooo much work to do :violin: , but this is more fun x
Quote by Up4funru2
Not at all me darlin !!
I have got soooo much work to do :violin: , but this is more fun x

no this is entertaining - the other thing is more fun :twisted:
69position Hop on baby !! LOL
hello polo lady
i am very sorry if my ad is not what you like ,i understand and thanks for bringing it to my
attention i will change it this weeekend -maybe you could tell me what pose i should take ?
Quote by PoloLady
women on the adds, say please send a picture of ur cock. Its catch 22.

Some do - some don't. If they ask then they have a reason for wanting to see it. However, generally speaking, checking someones ad/profile and only seeing a cock and nothing else will be limiting your appeal. I can safely say, if a guy/couple has a number of photos which include a cock shot - the cock shot is the last one I would look at (if at all).
Cocks feel good.
Cocks taste good.
Cocks generally look bloody funny and are rarely seen as a sexual when viewed in isolation.
I can say the same for the other c word!
Quote by PoloLady
Up4funru2 wrote:
geeeeee's it's a bit touchy in this thread - where has all the love gone ?
Come over here and let's start the lovin'

You saucy little thing you :twisted:
Would you want me any other way? :twisted:
may be
hump
Quote by Swinging_Angel
Yeah right, you'll go far. loon Looking at your profile i'd say ur the one after a quick shag being single. Maybe even got a girlfriend / wife but would never dream of sharing her. U'd probably be better of at a singles site. And whilst i'm at it most people that rant on with an unwarranted attack using such things as "f**k" are some of the most unchilled people i've ever come across. Now go and start your own thread on the topic of Pillocks, i'm sure you have lots to offer.

Hmm...
Lets see...
1. If I wanted a quick shag I can (and will) get one at home without going onto the internet to find one. I'm just curious about the swinging scene, got some ideas that I don't think I could try amongst my friends, so I thought of having a look on this here site, seemed to be interesting.
2. When I say I'm single, I am single. If I had a girlfriend, and she was into swinging, then yeah, I'd be up for sharing her with as many folks as she wanted. However I don't, so I can't.
3. I believe the phrase was "chill the fuck out". I don't know about you, I use profanities abundantly when I speak. Maybe its a Generation Why thing or something. I don't see the use of the word fuck as particularly unchilled in that context. It can be used in other, more offensive, ways but then I'm not into that. Sorry for the misunderstanding!
At the end of the day, I was trying to make a bit of a joke on the moon / earth thingy. It wasn't meant to offend. If I did piss anyone off (which I obviously did) then I apologise.
OK, I'll go back to my digi-cam, snapping away at my pathetic sized penis and PMing it to all and sundry. (Good job I've got photoshop - it can work wonders you know...)
(This is a self-deprecating joke by the way - please don't jump on me any more!)
hi seeing that were on the subjust of cock chots..is it acceptiple to have a pic of face, body and cock in same pic or is that stilll a turn off for women ?
cheers
Depending on the cock. A cockpic by itself, can be a tease. But generally its nice to see the cock attached to the body and the face too. We have had several chancers sending cockpix and turning up with a totally different toolbox.!!:LOL lol
Same applies, Ladies cleavage shots will only attract tubby old men who are sure to smell of cabbage and might even sleep rough. Men like figures clothed or not . How is a couple supposed to guage a physique from a mess to hoiked up tittery ????
Quote by digdog36
Same applies, Ladies cleavage shots will only attract tubby old men who are sure to smell of cabbage . . . . . . .

That'll be me then.
Old
Tubby
and Smelling of Cabbage (but not of poo :shock: )
Quote by digdog36
Same applies, Ladies cleavage shots will only attract tubby old men who are sure to smell of cabbage and might even sleep rough. Men like figures clothed or not . How is a couple supposed to guage a physique from a mess to hoiked up tittery ????

I have to disagree whilst i'm not a what some may call a breast man by nature, I do find a nice cleavage quite alluring a sort of hint of hidden pleasure and all that. But i'll have to admit that i'm not a "tubby old man" and the last time I slept rough was out celebrating the birth of my child and that was only because I was head first in a hawthorne bush :shock: and too boozy to rescue myself. As for the cabbage smell well I take the hint and i'll change my aftershave. redface confused
Quote by digdog36
Same applies, Ladies cleavage shots .....

What? They make you rush out and buy stuffing dunno
Good God - I am getting the urge to buy multiple packets of Paxo again lol
Quote by PoloLady
Good God - I am getting the urge to buy multiple packets of Paxo again lol

This thread was around before I joined so I need to read through it all - see you next year! :lol:
Quote by digdog36
hoiked
love that word. thats all, as you were.
Quote by LondonPlaything
hoiked
love that word. thats all, as you were.
It's not as good as 'flange' lol
so Polo,
"a flange, hoiked in all it's lustrous glory"
might appeal.... gramatically?