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Why (cock) photos just won't work.
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I'm assuming most guys realise that there are more parts of the human body than the head and the cock?
It would seem not to be the case... well at least on 'Adult friend finder' .. same goes for the women too.. not the cock of course.. well maybe one or two!!! :shock: I digress...lol
So should we stick to torso pics? Maybe pics of our legs and backs.. I reckon faces are fairly useful attributes to be seen..lol butt ugly or not... :dry: I hear feet are a big draw in pics nowadays..... maybe we should show our feet... instead of our inches...
Paul. tongue in cheek!
Sex God
I am so glad im not having turkey this year
normally put the neck in a pan with bits of veg to make stock........would have put me right off
mind you I do strip the meat off for the daughters dog after.......now thats a thought
normally put the neck in a pan with bits of veg to make stock........would have put me right off
mind you I do strip the meat off for the daughters dog after.......now thats a thought
Orgasminator
Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
met a guy once who asked me to stuff his erect cock with rice grains, Managed to get quite a lot down, but now wondering how boring the stuffing was! Love parsely and thyme myself!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You are joking arent you?
I have never told anyone this before....
When I was younger...
No I cant say....
Damn....
I used to gain sexual pleasure from using a crochet kneedle up the jap eye while wanking :shock:
So there...
its out...
I used to be a sexual deviant...
Nowadays I'm far more normal and just swing, and when not swinging I use nipple clamps and hot wax and floggers and whips and some times kneedles on my D/s play partners... far more normal and every day
:lol: :lol: :lol: Infact so normal even the NOTW hardly ever trys to do an expo on it :P Quote by skreemingitarman
I'm assuming most guys realise that there are more parts of the human body than the head and the cock?
It would seem not to be the case... well at least on 'Adult friend finder' .. same goes for the women too.. not the cock of course.. well maybe one or two!!! :shock: I digress...lol
So should we stick to torso pics? Maybe pics of our legs and backs.. I reckon faces are fairly useful attributes to be seen..lol butt ugly or not... :dry: I hear feet are a big draw in pics nowadays..... maybe we should show our feet... instead of our inches...
Paul. tongue in cheek!
I've spoken to a few women about their experiences meeting men off the net, or simply talking to guys online, and the depressing truth is that, no, most men don't realise there are in fact parts of the body other than their cock.
One can only presume, given the evidence I heard from a variety of sources, that these same men are genuinely befuddled when such carefully worded and sensual introductions as 'do you cam' or 'do you fuck' miraculously fail to enrapture said women into a horizontal state.
In fact, I briefly corresponded with one woman I did in fact contact through a website (not this one!), who declined to take things any further not because of any failing on my part, but rather because she'd been so completely sickened by the nature of the responses she was receiving from dozens of clearly complete arses she subsequently decided to give up any notion of fulfilling her fantasies. So, thanks to all you idiots out there, people like me (normal, sane, capable of regarding the female of the species as thinking, intelligent individuals in their own right), are lost in a sea of, well, pointless cock shots.
Sexpert
oh dear oh dear no way im sending a knob shot perish the thought but why do so many poeple ask for them ..... 
Forum Virgin
Quote by rob-oxford
oh dear oh dear no way im sending a knob shot perish the thought but why do so many poeple ask for them .....
The difference is that when they're asked for, they're wanted...
Sexpert
I'd much rather see a nice, round, pert, ass ... dressed or undressed ... been drooling over the "Men's Bums" thread for hours 
Well I have been saving every cock shot I have ever been sent - in a file along with a note of the date it was received and the age of the owner.
I am about to publish my first 'coffee-table' book, called Cyber-Cock
It is a ferkin thick book - more than I can say for most of the cocks in it. :lol: :lol:
I am about to publish my first 'coffee-table' book, called Cyber-Cock
It is a ferkin thick book - more than I can say for most of the cocks in it.
:lol: :lol: 
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
Well I have been saving every cock shot I have ever been sent - in a file along with a note of the date it was received and the age of the owner.
I am about to publish my first 'coffee-table' book, called Cyber-Cock
It is a ferkin thick book - more than I can say for most of the cocks in it.
The cock pics you have been sent will probably have a thick person attached....its a tenuous link, but.........
Quote by davej
Well I have been saving every cock shot I have ever been sent - in a file along with a note of the date it was received and the age of the owner.
I am about to publish my first 'coffee-table' book, called Cyber-Cock
It is a ferkin thick book - more than I can say for most of the cocks in it.
The cock pics you have been sent will probably have a thick person attached....its a tenuous link, but.........
:lol:
Good gimmick thought.... FREE thick person with every turkey neck :grin:
hey... funny women don't want to see "cock shots" you say. Is that why most ads are about "vwe" or "we" or "over 7 inches"? Also how many ads ask specifically for proof of endowment? I'm not having a go, I agree in many ways with you: Cocks can't really be impressive (unless someone is hung like a donkey in which case it's just the freakness factor which makes it interesting hehehe) but a clothed pic, a cock pic and a bit about yourself create quite a picture about you. A cock pic can exist (funnily enough just in my ad!) but if the text next to it said summat like "I'm horny SHAG ME" then all you have to do is use the back button :P
(Gets off soap box)
(Gets off soap box)
I've been saying for YEARS (go check the old threads) that I HATE cock shots. There is nothing appealing about a picture of an erect cock and even less when it's flaccid. A cock has to be the most ugly part of the human body bar none.
Mind you, I like it's function much better.
:hump: :hump:
Mind you, I like it's function much better.
:hump: :hump: Quote by akmanchester
hey... funny women don't want to see "cock shots" you say. Is that why most ads are about "vwe" or "we" or "over 7 inches"? Also how many ads ask specifically for proof of endowment?
you fail to see the glaring point - they are asking for it to be sent. They have their reasons....
either:
- she/he is like a bucket and wants to make sure she/he can feel it
- they have a cock preference
- they just want to make sure it is not bent into a U shape
- they are making their own coffee table book
- they are trying to come up with some new stuffing ideas
Prime Example:
I have just received, what is on the face of it, a quite well written PM. So much so, I actually checked out the profile before hitting 'delete'. He explains in the PM that he has a few photos in his profile which he hopes I will take a look at - so I did.....
3 ferkin cock shots!
I know what a cock looks like - I will be surrounded by about 50 of them tonight. But now instead of having a lazy day and relaxing before going to the club... I NOW HAVE TO GO OUT AND BUY STUFFING!
I have just received, what is on the face of it, a quite well written PM. So much so, I actually checked out the profile before hitting 'delete'. He explains in the PM that he has a few photos in his profile which he hopes I will take a look at - so I did.....
3 ferkin cock shots!
I know what a cock looks like - I will be surrounded by about 50 of them tonight. But now instead of having a lazy day and relaxing before going to the club... I NOW HAVE TO GO OUT AND BUY STUFFING!
Quote by PoloLady
I know what a cock looks like - I will be surrounded by about 50 of them tonight. But now instead of having a lazy day and relaxing before going to the club... I NOW HAVE TO GO OUT AND BUY STUFFING!
The question is PoloLady....would any of them look better stuffed?????
I would stick to plan a....relaxing day before you enjoy yourself tonight...
Quote by akmanchester
hey... funny women don't want to see "cock shots" you say. Is that why most ads are about "vwe" or "we" or "over 7 inches"? Also how many ads ask specifically for proof of endowment?
I understand if people want to see a cock shot you send them a cock shot.
What I can'tunderstand is:
You say no cock shots - you get sent a cock shot
You say send a face pic - you get sent a cock shot
You don't have an add - you get sent a cock shot
You have no add and your profile says no cock shots - they send you a cock shot.
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
hey... funny women don't want to see "cock shots" you say. Is that why most ads are about "vwe" or "we" or "over 7 inches"? Also how many ads ask specifically for proof of endowment?
I understand if people want to see a cock shot you send them a cock shot.
What I can'tunderstand is:
You say no cock shots - you get sent a cock shot
You say send a face pic - you get sent a cock shot
You don't have an add - you get sent a cock shot
You have no add and your profile says no cock shots - they send you a cock shot.
HLB, you forgot
Got a sexy bum avatar ...... you get sent a cock shot
here's my big cock
Sexlightened
women on the adds, say please send a picture of ur cock. Its catch 22.
