Why did this make me think of Fred and Wilma??

29 Jan 2004

Fred and Wilma, I read this and thought of you!!!
This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed.
However, as soon as they settled down, the man leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."
The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first."
So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face. Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"
No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy bitch."

29 Jan 2004

F**K!
Who had the camera in our hotel room at the NW Munch? :shock:
And what else did you record? rolleyes

Someone else will start sweating at this point! :twisted: :twisted:
Luvin' it! Luvin' it! Luvin' it! 8)
(A rather pissed!)
Fred

29 Jan 2004

Sweating it...me....never...I even enjoyed a hearty breakfast in the company of my (aural) audience. redface

..gotta try harder there Fred...now back to that rather interesting calendar pic of yours!!!????
Stu of the "Fran and variety.."