Mike and Joan were having some problems at home and were giving each other the "silent treatment." But then Mike realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning drive with some pals to a golf match. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and so lose the "war"), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am."
The next morning. Mike woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 am and that his friends would have left for the golf course without him. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It's 5:00 am. Wake up."
Men simply are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
Dave_Notts
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Why do men try and argue with women.......they never learn
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Sex God
You getting the silent treatment again ??? 
Quote by Dave__Notts
Mike and Joan were having some problems at home and were giving each other the "silent treatment." But then Mike realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning drive with some pals to a golf match. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and so lose the "war"), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am."
The next morning. Mike woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 am and that his friends would have left for the golf course without him. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It's 5:00 am. Wake up."
Men simply are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
Dave_Notts
Im sorry but there has never been a truer word spoken............................lmao
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I consider myself very fortunate - Kit loves a battle of wills - but she would never fight an unarmed man. 
My granny always used to say that in an argument, if a man is ever right, the best thing he can do is apologise.
lhk
Kat
P.S. of course, that also means that we only apologise when we know we are right really. :P
It is a known fact that men wear the trousers in their home, what isn't always known is that, it's the women that tell us which ones to wear.And only then after she has been throught the pockets.
My granny always used to say that in an argument, if a man is ever right, the best thing he can do is apologise.
lhk
Kat
P.S. of course, that also means that we only apologise when we know we are right really. :P
Sex God
I would explain it to the girls .................but they wouldnt understand .
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The smart man would have set his mobile to and then selotaped it to his ear, moved into the spare room, locked the door, placed a 500lb boulder behind it and prayed he'd taken all precautions to protect his golf clubs from beng sabotaged during the night.
Guess this guy wasn't smart. Men like him hand the argument to their wives on a silver platter.
Lessons learned by a confirmed bachelor.
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Guess this guy wasn't smart. Men like him hand the argument to their wives on a silver platter.
Lessons learned by a confirmed bachelor.
hehehe
Quote by Nimbus
after 9 years of being together,i can safely say i know my place
1st:kids
2nd:cat
3rd:rabbit(not the fluffy type)
4th:television
5th:hamster
6th:ME
7th:goldfish
:shock: Your ranked ABOVE the goldfish??????
it was a close run thing,but i think the horrible black spots that gobble the goldfish as got at the min,swayed it :cry:
Actually, when I was married we got it all worked out, we didn't have problems like these, there were no arguements. As the man I put my foot down, I made all the big decisions, she made the small ones, deciding which was which was obviously a small decision, just like a secretary, prioritising for me...
