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Why do underwear sizes lie?

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Just tried my new pvc pants on and whilst they just about fit in flaccid mode (and they are M size to match my most comfortable Marks and Sparks pair) upon giving them a proper test whilst viewing the granny website I peruse (especially the peeing pics biggrin ) they are two and a half inches too short grrr cry and as for the one and a quarter inch wide bit that rips your arse in half like a blunt knife :-(
So do I try the large or extra large size next :lol2:
Reminds me of the time I bought a pack of 5 tanga briefs and even then some of them didn't fit while other did - I despair - getting a woman to pee for me seems easier than buying Y-fronts that will fit me
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Harry Jones
Guess you'll just have to get them made-to-measure Harry!!
John & Shel
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Guess you'll just have to get them made-to-measure Harry!!
John & Shel

Will made to measure ones also be three pairs for a fiver confused:
Regards
Harry Jones
When you are next in my area, let's take you shopping.
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When you are next in my area, let's take you shopping.

That sounds like a fine idea - I am not sure when I will be there, you must remind me.
How are you?
Regards
Harry Jones
ALL my clothes sizes lie confused
Quote by Sassy-Seren
ALL my clothes sizes lie confused

Nah, its chocolate, it makes your clothes shrink rolleyes
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ALL my clothes sizes lie confused

Nah, its chocolate, it makes your clothes shrink rolleyes
And there's me only eating Aero thinking I'd get that guy in the towel knocking my door :roll:
Quote by HarryJones
When you are next in my area, let's take you shopping.

That sounds like a fine idea - I am not sure when I will be there, you must remind me.
How are you?
Regards
Harry Jones
Doing fine, getting used to my new size and putting my life in order. Off on holiday soon but my offer to take you shopping is on for July - pick a date that suits you and PM me. I love transforming men.
I've come to the conclusion that no two garments with the same sizing is the same. I now try on a few different sizes and if one fits perfectly and happens to be a size larger then so be it, when I get home I cut the size off then noone knows any different! lol
It's taken me years to realise it's not about the size, it's not about how much you weigh, it's about how you feel in your self and your clothes.
Do you get the feeling that lots of people think that their bodies don't fit their clothes? wink
Quote by Sassy-Seren
ALL my clothes sizes lie confused

Mine dont because I cut all the labels out lol
Louise xx
Quote by Sassy-Seren
ALL my clothes sizes lie confused

Nah, its chocolate, it makes your clothes shrink rolleyes
And there's me only eating Aero thinking I'd get that guy in the towel knocking my door :roll:
If you lived in Cambridgeshire I would happily turn up in a towell knocking on your door just to have a cup of tea and meet you at last.
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Doing fine, getting used to my new size and putting my life in order. Off on holiday soon but my offer to take you shopping is on for July - pick a date that suits you and PM me. I love transforming men.

Good to hear (and am I the only one not going on holiday till November :!: ) Weekday or Weekend best for you? I think I have a week off in July when I manage to find my diary will pm you. I hope you realise I don't tend to buy many clothes and if I do I dont spend much. Yesterday I bought, a smart pair of shorts, a sweatshirt and 5 pairs of pants for £15 and thats quite a lot for me :shock:
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Harry Jones
I tend to find clothing varies in size depending on the shop you buy from, its usually the very cheap shops and the very expensive shops that are very small fittings and lucky to get into a size 12 but if I go for a shop thats fair prices the sizing tends to be about right
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I've come to the conclusion that no two garments with the same sizing is the same. I now try on a few different sizes and if one fits perfectly and happens to be a size larger then so be it, when I get home I cut the size off then noone knows any different! lol
It's taken me years to realise it's not about the size, it's not about how much you weigh, it's about how you feel in your self and your clothes.

you weigh you cloths before you buy them :shock:
I once bought Mrs Tweeky 2 pairs of trousers from Next both exactly the same, both next both from the Lime range the exact same trousers in every way except one pair was white and one was black. Black fitted white didnt dunno
Quote by HarryJones
ALL my clothes sizes lie confused

Nah, its chocolate, it makes your clothes shrink rolleyes
And there's me only eating Aero thinking I'd get that guy in the towel knocking my door :roll:
If you lived in Cambridgeshire I would happily turn up in a towell knocking on your door just to have a cup of tea and meet you at last.

I thought we said hello at the Notts munch :shock:
i happen to know a little "secret" as to why some clothes fit and others dont when they are all labelled the same. my mother used to work in a clothing factory, if too many garments of one size were made for one buyer, they would be relabelled and sent off to the next buyer, hence one shops size 10 fitting and the same thing in another being a size 12.
Working on a £15 budget would just buy enough body paint to paint new clothes on you :P
Oh why can't I ever meet a man with a big budget rolleyes
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...upon giving them a proper test whilst viewing the granny website I peruse (especially the peeing pics biggrin )...

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Harry, although I'm not a fan of old ladies peeing confused - I am a fan of your complete openness and honesty.
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