why i do the housework!

4 Mar 2007

i have just realised why i do most of our housework!
tongeuy "kindly" decided to vacuum the bedroom, now when i do it, if there is something on the fllor, i pick it up. he decides to vacuume around it, except his hoover-driving is not too good!
a had a handmade feather thong that had fell on the floor infront of my chest of drawers, he tried to vac around it and instead the hoover ate it, its one of those see through bagless ones, and it looks like a birds murder scene in there, to add insult to injury he couldnt carry on as he was laughing so hyseterically.
am i bing unreasonable not accepting his offer to " glue the bits on again" as the solution?

4 Mar 2007

Send him out to buy you a new one, don't put up with any nonsense WBB lol

Make sure he knows which shop to go to, and what size, colour etc you want, and to make extra sure ring the shop yourself and warn them he is on his way!

4 Mar 2007

it was handmade, i wont ever get another o ne! sob,
i have demanded an ann summers trip though as compensation, he never said no, but i think that may be due to his inabilty to talk due to still laughing!!!!!!!

4 Mar 2007

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'd forgotten the joy of Tales from WBB!!
Can't you put a long stick in a glue pot - waggle it around in the hoover's dustbag and make a feather duster out of it?
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4 Mar 2007

so, i guess its just me who doesnt see the funny side lol
i would have had the option of a feather duster, but when he removed the feathers from the vac, the cat stole half of them to play with!!!!!!!

4 Mar 2007

housework? :dunno:
lp

4 Mar 2007

Quote by well_busty_babe
i have just realised why i do most of our housework!
tongeuy "kindly" decided to vacuum the bedroom, now when i do it, if there is something on the fllor, i pick it up. he decides to vacuume around it, except his hoover-driving is not too good!
a had a handmade feather thong that had fell on the floor infront of my chest of drawers, he tried to vac around it and instead the hoover ate it, its one of those see through bagless ones, and it looks like a birds murder scene in there, to add insult to injury he couldnt carry on as he was laughing so hyseterically.
am i bing unreasonable not accepting his offer to " glue the bits on again" as the solution?

Thanks!

:evil: :evil:
I now have to stop laughing enough to call an ambulance for Countess as she thinks she's burst something..... :shock: :shock: :shock:
Tonguey, sounds like a hand in wallet moment. sad

4 Mar 2007

u know, its finally started to sink in that i should not come here for sympathy! mad

4 Mar 2007

Quote by well_busty_babe
i would have had the option of a feather duster, but when he removed the feathers from the vac, the cat stole half of them to play with!!!!!!!

It just gets better and better :happy:

4 Mar 2007

man + hoover pmsl you thought that wud work??????
dek has an ingenius plan to stop him hoovering he blows the hoover up and knowing me the way he does( and the fact if i dont hoover twice a day my carpets looks like a giant flat dog with hair thats floats around) he knows he wont be let loose with it again role on 5 dysons in 18 months lol i save money so i hoover up
(i really really love my dog honest)

4 Mar 2007

I seem to remember that ES did 'badly' at housework and he was never asked to do it again!!
Toungey is laughing I bet as you are not going to let him near the vacum again are you!! lol

4 Mar 2007

Quote by LondonPlaything
housework? :dunno:
lp

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/121081.html
Housework suggestions welcomed here
bolt

4 Mar 2007

Quote by Mallock2006
housework? :dunno:
lp

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/121081.html
Housework suggestions welcomed here
bolt

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

4 Mar 2007

WBB, send Tonguey to me, I know just how to deal with him

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

4 Mar 2007

Quote by Dawnie
WBB, send Tonguey to me, I know just how to deal with him :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Doesn't involve flirting does it? :huh: :P
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

5 Mar 2007

Quote by easy
WBB, send Tonguey to me, I know just how to deal with him :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Doesn't involve flirting does it? :huh: :P
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nope :lol2:
I am not a flirt :smug:

5 Mar 2007

Quote by varca
for The_Tongue. I would be considering witholding various "favours" until his housework skills improve lol
My ex husband used to spend 3 hours polishing and cleaning his music system, amps, equaliser thingy etc etc and it would be perfect but get him to polish anything else in the house and it was easier and quicker to do it myself I definitely agree there is a method in a man's madness sometimes lol

Whats wrong with that? bolt

I dont like doing housework, its dirty. Makes me sneeze. If it was my house i'd just pay someone to do it for me cool

5 Mar 2007

Quote by LondonPlaything
housework? :dunno:
lp

Some guys are allergic to housework :shock:
They dont know how to do it rolleyes

They dont like touching wet cloths :roll:
We(the girls)do it so much better :roll: but true
Just a few of the lines that have came out of a certain persons mouth innocent

Louise xx
So In Edit: I just do it all myself. Its far easier, quicker and better done.

5 Mar 2007

well i would not trust him with the washing machine
it might be worse or turn his pants + shirts pink
then u can have a laugh see how he likes it.......
biggrin

:D

5 Mar 2007

Quote by louise_and_joe
housework? :dunno:
lp

Some guys are allergic to housework :shock: threaten to shove a feather duster so far up his **** so that the feathers touch his nose and make him sneeze
They dont know how to do it rolleyes

offer him lessons
They dont like touching wet cloths :roll: tell them you have rubbed it on your glory area that is why it is wet
We(the girls)do it so much better :roll: but true
Just a few of the lines that have came out of a certain persons mouth innocent

Louise xx
So In Edit: I just do it all myself. Its far easier, quicker and better done.

5 Mar 2007

he is making dinner as we speak!!!! :shock: confused

5 Mar 2007

Quote by well_busty_babe
he is making dinner as we speak!!!! :shock:

Has he plucked the chicken yet?
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6 Mar 2007

I do the housework in our house, I couldnt trust Mr JoJo, he actually phoned me when i was at work;
"Hun how do u switch the hoover on" Bless him he was tryin mad

:x :x :x :x :x :x :x

7 Mar 2007

After many years of marriage I am a single man again. It's like being a student all over again.
My rules
1. Only eat food that comes in a sandwich or saucepan. (saves washing up) redface

2. Only vaccum the carpet when its crunchy surprised

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3. Only wash the sheets when they are too stiff to fold :oops: :oops: :oops: