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Sex God
Quote by t&t
... when you take the first mouthful out of a bottle of beer, it then proceeds to get all over excited and fizz up and spurt out all over the flippin floor???
(Not that that has just happened to me of course)
If I was the bottle and you had your mouth round my end T, I guess I'd fizz up and spurt out all over the place!!
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Quote by Eagerslut9
... when you take the first mouthful out of a bottle of beer, it then proceeds to get all over excited and fizz up and spurt out all over the flippin floor???
(Not that that has just happened to me of course)
If I was the bottle and you had your mouth round my end T, I guess I'd fizz up and spurt out all over the place!!
:roll: :lol::twisted: :twisted:
:roll: Behave yourself
:smackbottom: I was (of course :twisted: ) looking for a scientific answer
Quote by wewantu2
after 25 yrs of research,
i have the answer
take a sip nice and slowly,gently take the bottle out of the mouth ,proceed with left thumb(not the right one)on to opening apply a little pressure,leave for 3 mins,problem sorted,now enjoy
Uummmmm - what happens if your thumb is too small to cover the top?
ops: Sex God
Quote by t&t
after 25 yrs of research,
i have the answer
take a sip nice and slowly,gently take the bottle out of the mouth ,proceed with left thumb(not the right one)on to opening apply a little pressure,leave for 3 mins,problem sorted,now enjoy
Uummmmm - what happens if your thumb is too small to cover the top?
ops:A sticky mess on the floor?
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Sex God
Quote by t&t
I was (of course :twisted: ) looking for a scientific answer
As you tip the bottle, the liquid flows unimpeded and the air moves past it, maintaining equal atmospheric pressure inside and outside of the bottle. It then hits your mouth and bounces back into the bottle. At this point, air can no longer escape from the bottom of the bottle because its egress is completely blocked by the beer filling the neck of the bottle. As the liquid moves upwards, the air thus trapped, is compressed. The excited oxygen then hits the surface of the liquid with sufficient force to induce an accelerated rate of absorption by the carbon bubbles in the beer, resulting in the beer becoming saturated with carbon-dioxide. The pressure of the gas inside the beer is now greater than the pressure outiside, and when the beer moves sufficiently that the neck of the bottle is no longer completely blocked, or the beer starts to move through the neck, the high pressure gas tends to move towards the region of lower pressure, resulting in fizzy froth all over your face.
HTH
Quote by Ice Pie
I was (of course :twisted: ) looking for a scientific answer
As you tip the bottle, the liquid flows unimpeded and the air moves past it, maintaining equal atmospheric pressure inside and outside of the bottle. It then hits your mouth and bounces back into the bottle. At this point, air can no longer escape from the bottom of the bottle because its egress is completely blocked by the beer filling the neck of the bottle. As the liquid moves upwards, the air thus trapped, is compressed. The excited oxygen then hits the surface of the liquid with sufficient force to induce an accelerated rate of absorption by the carbon bubbles in the beer, resulting in the beer becoming saturated with carbon-dioxide. The pressure of the gas inside the beer is now greater than the pressure outiside, and when the beer moves sufficiently that the neck of the bottle is no longer completely blocked, or the beer starts to move through the neck, the high pressure gas tends to move towards the region of lower pressure, resulting in fizzy froth all over your face.
HTH
Uh, right, ok ........ gotcha ........... thanks ....... I think
Quote by t&t
after 25 yrs of research,
i have the answer
take a sip nice and slowly,gently take the bottle out of the mouth ,proceed with left thumb(not the right one)on to opening apply a little pressure,leave for 3 mins,problem sorted,now enjoy
Uummmmm - what happens if your thumb is too small to cover the top?
ops:like i said i have 25 yrs expierence,try your tounge,take a sip ,then apply tounge over top(,bit of advice if your flirting or eying someone up could be at this point your sending out very sexual signals)leave for 3 mins winking left eye suggestively :wink:
Quote by wewantu2
after 25 yrs of research,
i have the answer
take a sip nice and slowly,gently take the bottle out of the mouth ,proceed with left thumb(not the right one)on to opening apply a little pressure,leave for 3 mins,problem sorted,now enjoy
Uummmmm - what happens if your thumb is too small to cover the top?
ops:like i said i have 25 yrs expierence,try your tounge,take a sip ,then apply tounge over top(,bit of advice if your flirting or eying someone up could be at this point your sending out very sexual signals)leave for 3 mins winking left eye suggestively :wink:
OK - very funny ........ NOT!
I just tried this and nearly f'''ing choked to death!
:x And I'm normally quite good at swallowing quickly too! :wink: :oops:
Orgasminator
Of course you could always pour the beer into a glass before drinking it.... :P
Sex God
Quote by t&t
Of course you could always pour the beer into a glass before drinking it.... :P
You gonna come round and do the extra washing up for me then???!!!
T hunni. Tongue available to do your washing (up) anytime!
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