Why is it when...?

25 Aug 2008

Why is it when you decide to have a very slobby bank holiday. You forgo your normal daily shower, you don't wash your hair and as you are taking the dog out to a park you know to be boggy (after all the recent rain) you put on a scabby pair of joggers, t-shirt, battered old coat and a scruffy baseball hat to cover said unwashed and unkempt hair.
Then when you do take the dog out to the park you are approached by a drop-dead gorgeous 30-something Russian lady with a deliciously broken English accent who likes your dog and is very keen to get into conversation with you. rolleyes

So who's had something really nice happen to them at the worst possible moment and/or you were ill-prepared to deal with it?

25 Aug 2008

I get that all the time … and yet when I'm properly groomed, smell good, and look resonable … not a sausage … and then when a gorgeous woman turns up, she looks right through me like I didn't exist.
I don't get it!! banghead

:dunno: :dunno:

25 Aug 2008

i had summat similar a while back i had decided to bleach the red out my hair one day it took some doin and i ended up havin a bad reaction to it swelled up like a ballon had slits for eyes had to wear my glasses to work with no makeup on and at thhe end of a hot busy sweaty day i was sittin on a bench in the town center waiting on my hubby to pick me up lookin an awfull state when a guy came over and started chatting to me eventually asking if i would like to go for a drink with him i mean WTF never ever happened any other time was lookin for beadle to jump out at any second :fuckinghell:

25 Aug 2008

Well!! Maybe you should start dressing and doing your makeup like that every day cos it obviously worked wink

25 Aug 2008

Quote by Peanut
Why is it when you decide to have a very slobby bank holiday. You forgo your normal daily shower, you don't wash your hair and as you are taking the dog out to a park you know to be boggy (after all the recent rain) you put on a scabby pair of joggers, t-shirt, battered old coat and a scruffy baseball hat to cover said unwashed and unkempt hair.
Then when you do take the dog out to the park you are approached by a drop-dead gorgeous 30-something Russian lady with a deliciously broken English accent who likes your dog and is very keen to get into conversation with you.
So who's had something really nice happen to them at the worst possible moment and/or you were ill-prepared to deal with it?

But maybe how you looked, was what made her want to talk to you?
FB - never prepared for really nice stuff. :roll:

25 Aug 2008

Quote by sparky33
At least you've got a bank holiday, we haven't.

Oii!
You Scottish have plenty other Bank Hols that we don't which still manage to mess up my plans at work. :fuckinghell:
I'm sure you've had 2 in the last 5 weeks
:lol2:

25 Aug 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
Why is it when you decide to have a very slobby bank holiday. You forgo your normal daily shower, you don't wash your hair and as you are taking the dog out to a park you know to be boggy (after all the recent rain) you put on a scabby pair of joggers, t-shirt, battered old coat and a scruffy baseball hat to cover said unwashed and unkempt hair.
Then when you do take the dog out to the park you are approached by a drop-dead gorgeous 30-something Russian lady with a deliciously broken English accent who likes your dog and is very keen to get into conversation with you.
So who's had something really nice happen to them at the worst possible moment and/or you were ill-prepared to deal with it?

But maybe how you looked, was what made her want to talk to you?
FB - never prepared for really nice stuff. :roll:
Even on my best days I could never attract a hot women like that sad

26 Aug 2008

Quote by Peanut
So who's had something really nice happen to them at the worst possible moment and/or you were ill-prepared to deal with it?

You mean like when you see this stunning hitch hiker and you've just farted in the car? :giggle:
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