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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Because sometimes the buttons may just be stuck
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough in the bank? So they can trap your account so you can't leave them.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Have you tried touching four billion stars?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Because it reacts with moisture in the air which makes it sticky
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Can you imagine them stabbing somebody to death with a blunt needle because it had been used time and time again. They know it works and needles really only come sterilized
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Because he was actually a teenage boy
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? He might trip over the gun when it falls to the floor and that would make him look stupid
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Incase they knock themselves out during flight and can't make it to the actual target
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? Probably the same one who spelt dislexia
What is the speed of darkness? The same speed as light but due to darkness having several shades it is only a relative speed
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics? There are coachs and taxis that can be classed as 'normal' reservation spaces
If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it? In brown wrapping paper so you can write the address on it
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? Zero but it could have a wind chill factor.
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Due to apes only being part of the human evolution, along with other mamels, fish and birds
If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here? Being helped
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? Some US investigations state yes as married people have company for longer and so are happier which increases the bodies natural immune system
Can you cry under water? Yes but it would be hard to see
What level of importance must a person have , before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? None, assins are usually paid to do this while murderers do this on their own accord
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Branches are a business term used as other self reliant offices conected to a central structure (Head office, the trunk)
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Cheaper from less waste when creating these square boxes
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases ? The creativity that went into adding wheels onto a suitcase was not implemented due to the fact that it was not a customer focus market and it would be considered a waste of money
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up about every couple hours? in that time Babies can get to REM sleep very quickly. Thebabies themselves would very rarely remember waking up so in their mind they slept soundly all night
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Yes, some deaf people can hear
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Just imagine how many womens tops you could look down from that kind of vantage point?
Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? ..... They're still going to see you naked anyway. It the act of undressing that people can be affraid of, not the nakedness.
If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?No because no matter how many personalities you may have they are only acting on themselves and not on the other