This is a telephone conversation between a boss and the child of one of his employees...
An employer, concerned with the best worker not showing up for work, decides to give him a call. He dialled the employees home number and was greeted with a child's whisper, "Hello?"
Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"
"Yes", whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?" the man asked.
The small voice whispered "No".
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mummy there?"
"Yes" came the answer.
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No".
Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided that he would just leave a message with the person who should be watching over the child.
"Is there anyone else there in your house?" the boss asked the child.
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman".
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employees home, the Boss asked "May i speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.
"Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the fireman," whispered the child.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece of the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper," answered the whispering voice.
"What's going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed hushed voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper".
Alarmed, concerned and more that just a little frustrated, the boss asked "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied, along with a muffled giggle......
"Me".
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I now know why some animals eat their young!! :shock:
ps. im a parent of 2 and a half (hubby)
I now know why some animals eat their young!! :shock:
ps. im a parent of 2 and a half (hubby)
