Why is it so difficult I wonder.........
To find mature ladies who would take delight in using a man for their pleasure?
Submike
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Quote by submike
Why is it so difficult I wonder.........
To find mature ladies who would take delight in using a man for their pleasure?
Submike
And why is it that as blokes get older, young women never throw themselves at you...
:? :? And why does our paperboy always leave the paper sticking out the letterbox?
And, as we only have a paper delivered one day a week, why does it always pick this day to piss down and ruin the paper? :? :? :? :?
And why is it that at the weekend I never want to have a lie-in, but come Monday morning I'd kill for one? :? :? :?
(let the thread hi-jack begin.... :thumbup: )
Quote by easy
Why is it so difficult I wonder.........
To find mature ladies who would take delight in using a man for their pleasure?
Submike
And why is it that as blokes get older, young women never throw themselves at you...
:? :? And why does our paperboy always leave the paper sticking out the letterbox?
And, as we only have a paper delivered one day a week, why does it always pick this day to piss down and ruin the paper? :? :? :? :?
And why is it that at the weekend I never want to have a lie-in, but come Monday morning I'd kill for one? :? :? :?
(let the thread hi-jack begin.... :thumbup: )
OK upi asked for it!!!
Why is it no one ever posts anything but moans here any more?
Why is it that I want to stay in bed every day?
Why is it that I always have the most difficult work to do when I have a cold?
Why is it that washing up liquids never do the dishes as easily as the ads say?
Why is it that all the most interesting men always live at the other end of the county?
Sex God
Quote by roger743
And why is it that as blokes get older, young women never throw themselves at you...
Oh darn. And there was me looking forward to getting old, so young women would throw themselves at me.
:cry:Well being over 25 now *cough* I feel I can comment...
I have no bloody idea why younger women don't find me attractive. :? :? :?
It can't be my clothes... Nylon slacks (that stop short of my shoes by about 3 inches), 70's style shirt (will these ever go out of fashion?
) and my "Noel-Edmonds tank-tops. :D And for those casual dates.... jeans with creases, worn with socks and sandals. :D :D and a nice pink golfing jumper. Lovely. :thumbup:
I've stopped wasting money on deoderants and other stupid things like washing and cleaning my teeth, just so I can now afford to take Countess to the nice fish and chip shops.
I have noticed that everywhere I go recently seems to smell of stale wee.... :? :? :? :? even my bed :? :? (well it used to be our bed, but Countess has taken to sleeping downstairs on the couch for some reason. Ah well it means I can now eat pickled cabbage in bed without having to listen to her moan about it. :mrgreen: ).Funny old world innit?
Quote by easy
Well being over 25 now *cough* I feel I can comment...
I have no bloody idea why younger women don't find me attractive.
It can't be my clothes... Nylon slacks (that stop short of my shoes by about 3 inches), 70's style shirt (will these ever go out of fashion?
And for those casual dates.... jeans with creases, worn with socks and sandals. :D :D and a nice pink golfing jumper. Lovely. :thumbup:
I've stopped wasting money on deoderants and other stupid things like washing and cleaning my teeth,
:P So was that you or one of your mates I met in the pub? The one with dull yellow/amber teeth brandishing a digi-cam under the table and begging me to open my legs :shock:
Sex God
Quote by submike
Why is it so difficult I wonder.........
To find mature ladies who would take delight in using a man for their pleasure?
Must be your aftershave mate. Can I have some please?
Sex God
Quote by Libra-Love
Well being over 25 now *cough* I feel I can comment...
I have no bloody idea why younger women don't find me attractive.
It can't be my clothes... Nylon slacks (that stop short of my shoes by about 3 inches), 70's style shirt (will these ever go out of fashion?
And for those casual dates.... jeans with creases, worn with socks and sandals. :D :D and a nice pink golfing jumper. Lovely. :thumbup:
I've stopped wasting money on deoderants and other stupid things like washing and cleaning my teeth,
:P So was that you or one of your mates I met in the pub? The one with dull yellow/amber teeth brandishing a digi-cam under the table and begging me to open my legs :shock:
Errrrr :uhoh: nope........nothing to do with me whatsoever.... I have no knowledge of this tape nor have I been distributing it on a pay-per-view website..
:lol: :lol: :lol: 
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Quote by Vix
Why does nobody else on here live near us? I mean, you're ALL oop norff. Or in that London, or well... not within walking range, anyways.
Our neighbours are dead boring, too.
London is merely a job and a place to stay. Fortunately it has lots of motorways and railway stations and airports and stuff, so I can get the hell out and go see my friends, none of whom live here.
Sex God
Quote by Vix
.........Our neighbours are dead boring, too.
Isn't that necrophillia?
:shock: :lol: :lol: Quote by Sgt Bilko
Why is it that all the most interesting men always live at the other end of the county?
Oih!! You cheeky Mare !!! :shock: :shock:
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Sex God
Quote by submike
Why is it so difficult I wonder.........
To find mature ladies who would take delight in using a man for their pleasure?
Submike
Maybe u r looking in the wrong place - BDSM, domme/sub and swinging are different things, although some of us are greedy and like the lot lol
Just chill out, join in the forum and have a laugh. U could start by introducing yourself
