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I am a widow ....
is it serious probably not ... but my life is now over
In return for him buying me a couple of pairs of new expensive boots ... I've had to relent!
8 years I've held out ...
8 years I've put my foot down and said No
8 years he's begged pleaded and whined ....
and today I caved in ......
Morbius has bought an X-box sad I am now a games widow :( (he's broke the fecking video setting it up too!!!!)
Sigh ......................................
Still means I get the laptop all to myself now hehhehehehehe :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Your friends are here, leave him to the x box
Quote by Calista
I am now a games widow sad (he's broke the fecking video setting it up too!!!!)
Sigh ......................................

Well, so long as the x-box is ok........
Quote by Sarah1448
Your friends are here, leave him to the x box

Quick call the police ...... I told Morbius he couldn't have sex with an x-box (meaning he can get it through here) and he's now trying to be obscene with the controller :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by RSAB2
I am now a games widow sad (he's broke the fecking video setting it up too!!!!)
Sigh ......................................

Well, so long as the x-box is ok........
LOLOLOL I've just paid out for a stack of videos for the kids !!!!
This x-box has cost him an arm and a leg so far LOL my boots, a new video player and the x-box itself!!!!
Quote by Calista
Morbius has bought an X-box sad

Woohoo!
I am now a games widow :(

Well, I write games, so I'm less interested in playing them than I use to be...
smile
oooooooo
do what i do when hes not looking hide the controllers ............and swear` you havent seen them
also works with footy boots :twisted:
and the sky remote ..........
Quote by zootle
Morbius has bought an X-box sad

Woohoo!
I am now a games widow :(

Well, I write games, so I'm less interested in playing them than I use to be...
smile
lol sounds familiar ... we used to be very into IRC and then got into programming scripts for it .... took the fun out of it eventually.
Hey! Calista hunni
Get yourself a joystick then maybe you'd be able to control him when he's plugged in to his X box!!
Just a thought.
:twisted:
lol :lol: :lol: bolt
*kisses Countess and heads out the door with a large selection of beers*
Morbius has an x box. biggrin :D :D :D
Don't forget to bring it to the next Munch, it'll give us something to while the long hours away in the hotel. lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by redstilletto
oooooooo
do what i do when hes not looking hide the controllers ............and swear` you havent seen them
also works with footy boots :twisted:
and the sky remote ..........

Don't even joke about hiding the remote... :shock:
The remote is a sacred icon for the male, hiding it is sacriledge, punishable by a spanking. smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
at least it is here at Castle Anthrax lol
Console controllers these days usually vibrate at appropriate points in games.
Surely you can put that to good use?
Don't even joke about hiding the remote... :shock:
The remote is a sacred icon for the male, hiding it is sacriledge, punishable by a spanking. smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
the remote is mine .......anyone tries to take it and there'll be war ........
so if i hide the sky remote just before the big match or stargate ewwwwwwwww
i get a smacked bottom must remeber that if i come to your castle for a cuppa
:twisted:
remote???
remote???
what's a remote???
is that the thing that must be worshipped by man of the house????
Quote by redstilletto
Don't even joke about hiding the remote... :shock:
The remote is a sacred icon for the male, hiding it is sacriledge, punishable by a spanking. smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
the remote is mine .......anyone tries to take it and there'll be war ........
so if i hide the sky remote just before the big match or stargate ewwwwwwwww
i get a smacked bottom must remeber that if i come to your castle for a cuppa
:twisted:

Couldn't care less about the big match, I can't stand footie... However, if I miss Stargate or Battlestar Galactica... whip :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom:
Calista hun,
I have been a pc widow for 6 years or so now so to get my revenge I made him build me one and i have my very own to wile away the hours while he builds and dismantles others pcs - he just isnt allowed to fiddle with my pc ever!!!!
Oh and the remote control is mine too espicially when the rugby is own........... yes i do need to sit that close to the tv ok?
Quote by oliveoyl
Calista hun,
I have been a pc widow for 6 years or so now so to get my revenge I made him build me one and i have my very own to wile away the hours while he builds and dismantles others pcs - he just isnt allowed to fiddle with my pc ever!!!!
Oh and the remote control is mine too espicially when the rugby is own........... yes i do need to sit that close to the tv ok?

LOLOL been there ... we have a laptop each and a pc (unfortunately broken) here because we know the strains of trying to enjoy the internet together LOLOLOL
At least he bought a few "dumb platform games" we can play together ;) smile he's just reading the manual now hehehehe
Calista hun, you have two choices.....
Buy yourself a PS2 (far more games and the like, lol) or banish him from using the pc :shock:
Tell him he can fiddle with his joystick just as long as you can fiddle with your F5 button, lol
(and if he wants to play against a master games player... i'll send laddo over to dual head to head with moribus while we sneek off to a bdsm club and beat seven bells of **** out of each other, lol)
Dunno who will be more bruised at the end of it... you and me, or moribus and laddo, lol
(me finks it will be moribus... cos laddo is a game addict, lol)
I promise i'll untie you long enough to administer some TLC to moribus after laddo has trounced him in a head to head, hehehehe
Quote by piercedJon
Calista hun, you have two choices.....
Buy yourself a PS2 (far more games and the like, lol) or banish him from using the pc :shock:
Tell him he can fiddle with his joystick just as long as you can fiddle with your F5 button, lol
(and if he wants to play against a master games player... i'll send laddo over to dual head to head with moribus while we sneek off to a bdsm club and beat seven bells of **** out of each other, lol)
Dunno who will be more bruised at the end of it... you and me, or moribus and laddo, lol
(me finks it will be moribus... cos laddo is a game addict, lol)
I promise i'll untie you long enough to administer some TLC to moribus after laddo has trounced him in a head to head, hehehehe

:swoon:
ooooohh you tease ... how could I turn that offer down????
He's already had to promise to buy the kids a PS1 (bit young for the PS2 yet) because they saw "his" xbox
LOLOLOLOL will deffo arrange a night out soon