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Mr Debs and i have been watching wife swop...and i have said to him.......... no one would put up with him!.............so he says go on put a post in and ask if any one wants to swop!
so come on who wants to swop...............please i beg worship
and you think i am not being serouse!
Debs waits
Quote by Debbiewebs
Mr Debs and i have been watching wife swop...and i have said to him.......... no one would put up with him!.............so he says go on put a post in and ask if any one wants to swop!
so come on who wants to swop...............please i beg worship
and you think i am not being serouse!
Debs waits

Nice try Debs rotflmao :rotflmao: Your not having Dino, we are to good for your type innocent
Quote by HornyRed
Mr Debs and i have been watching wife swop...and i have said to him.......... no one would put up with him!.............so he says go on put a post in and ask if any one wants to swop!
so come on who wants to swop...............please i beg worship
and you think i am not being serouse!
Debs waits

Nice try Debs rotflmao :rotflmao: Your not having Dino, we are to good for your type innocent
Bugger off on ya holidays ya tart! flipa
is there much left of him to swap debs?
sierra x x :shock:
I'd swap any of my ex wives for . . . . . . .
a tub of Swarfega and a tin of cold baked beans lol
MkIII exepted
Just in case she's lurking
Quote by HornyRed
Mr Debs and i have been watching wife swop...and i have said to him.......... no one would put up with him!.............so he says go on put a post in and ask if any one wants to swop!
so come on who wants to swop...............please i beg worship
and you think i am not being serouse!
Debs waits

Nice try Debs rotflmao :rotflmao: Your not having Dino, we are to good for your type innocent
ya but i do it better in wellies! biggrin
Quote by dambuster
I'd swap any of my ex wives for . . . . . . .
a tub of Swarfega and a tin of cold baked beans lol
MkIII exepted
Just in case she's lurking

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You nutter :lol2:
Debs, can i swop Hornyred for Mr Debiewebs ?
then maybe both of us can read the paper, watch sport on tv, eat from the chippy every day, go to the pub alot and other general blokey stuff in perfect peace and quiet biggrin
dino for man of the year what a brill idea
instead of swapping them, stick em on Ebay. might make enough to pay for beer and pizza :thumbup:
I took my wife to a wife swapping party once and got a toaster for her.
Good deal I thought.
I wouldn't swap,'upfor_txt' for anyone, or anything. She's lovely the way she is.
Don't mind sharing though. lol
cc_7up biggrin
Quote by Dino.
Debs, can i swop Hornyred for Mr Debiewebs ?
then maybe both of us can read the paper, watch sport on tv, eat from the chippy every day, go to the pub alot and other general blokey stuff in perfect peace and quiet biggrin

what a brilliant idea, swop the wife for the husband. :D
so i offer SirLee for you Debbiewebs wink
don't think the camera man will get much filming done do you :rascal: :rascal:
i will swap me for me....
MikeC
Quote by Dino.
Debs, can i swop Hornyred for Mr Debiewebs ?
then maybe both of us can read the paper, watch sport on tv, eat from the chippy every day, go to the pub alot and other general blokey stuff in perfect peace and quiet biggrin

Tsk Tsk.. shameful dereliction of duty here dino .............. u know what happens when two women get together....... they have a race to see who can load up their partners credit card the most!!!!
Quote by Dino.
Debs, can i swop Hornyred for Mr Debiewebs ?
then maybe both of us can read the paper, watch sport on tv, eat from the chippy every day, go to the pub alot and other general blokey stuff in perfect peace and quiet biggrin

Quote by leprechaun
dino for man of the year what a brill idea

EErrrr Leps, you already do that hun! wink rolleyes
Quote by MikeC
i will swap me for me....
MikeC

awwww come here and let Debs give you a big hug
as for the lot of you out there....HUH!.........take that
lol :lol:
I would love to swap but how could I satisfy a "rampant arachnid" confused:
Fred :love:
with my credit card I mean lol
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
lol :lol:
I would love to swap but how could I satisfy a "rampant arachnid" confused:
Fred :love:

Find someone who is good at Tarantula sex rotflmao
DD biggrin
From what I can make of this wife swop thing, it kinda works as a two way job. So, I'm thinking, that if mrs davej takes on mr debbiewebs on account of him being a nice sorta bloke then I'm gonna be lumped with ....eeermmm...you :shock: and your gonna be lumped with....eeermmm.....me :shock: Now this is where it all gets a bit iffy on account of you being sillier than a sack full of squirrels :silly: and me being as barking as a bat in a biscuit tin loon ...........lets face it, we would struggle to function, sure bedtime would be a bit of fun if we could stop giggling, hump but it's a dead cert there wouldn't be any bread or milk for breakfast and if there was we would burn both of em if we actually managed to get up in the first place. In short, we would laugh our socks and probably the rest of our kit off, but we would probably what could politely described as being a tad disfunctional. I'm willing to give it a bash, if, like me, your willing to risk your sanity.
Quote by Debbiewebs
as for the lot of you out there....HUH!.........take that

take it that was a no then lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by kazswallows

as for the lot of you out there....HUH!.........take that

take it that was a no then lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Kaz
I will come and be with you..............
Take no notice of those others..........
Quote by Sarah

as for the lot of you out there....HUH!.........take that

take it that was a no then lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Kaz
I will come and be with you..............
Take no notice of those others..........
:bounce: :bounce: sounds good to me but where will we send SirLee, the camera crew is ours wink :wink:
Can we keep sirlee as well?????????? :P
If not have you a cupboard we can stick him in for the duration of filming???? lol
Quote by kazswallows

as for the lot of you out there....HUH!.........take that

take it that was a no then lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:doh: ........... DEbs write notes must pay more attention to me post :notes:
Davej ill sort you out later :inlove:
Quote by Debbiewebs
Mr Debs and i have been watching wife swop...and i have said to him.......... no one would put up with him!.............so he says go on put a post in and ask if any one wants to swop!
so come on who wants to swop...............please i beg worship

Debs - I don't think Wife Swops the TV show for you.....
More like Candid Camera
:giggle:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Mr Debs and i have been watching wife swop...and i have said to him.......... no one would put up with him!.............so he says go on put a post in and ask if any one wants to swop!
so come on who wants to swop...............please i beg worship

Debs - I don't think Wife Swops the TV show for you.....
More like Candid Camera
:giggle:
Duke wrote
Debs, I have a old car I can swoop