Hi Everybody
We are off to Wigan today because Tom has had an invitation to see an attractive woman who has promised to put all sort of interesting things into his mouth.
Yes, he's off to the dentist.
He knows he's turning into an old git - this is his attempt not to become a toothless old git.
So, Wigan here we come. Lunch at the Pier.
So, you're going to Wigan. And you're excited by this?
This is Tom
Used to work in Wigan. Love the place.
I like the Wigginers and my heart warmed to them when a girl I worked with was "flashed" at. She beat him up. I've treated Wigan girls with the utmost respect ever since.
Back from the dentist. She has a way of cuddling you up to her breasts. Not sure why unless it's to distract you from what else is going on.
Anyways, now got sparkling smile and didn't get to Wigan Pier for lunch. Didn't want to spoil the smile on Pie and Chips.
But I do like Wigan and I like the people.
Tom