IF and this is obviously an IF, (if you lived in a small house or flat this does not apply), but IF you could what wild animal would you love to be able to keep?
I think the most fantastic animals on the planet are the big cats. From the huge male lions to the Panthers and the Siberian tigers. They are all such fantastic animals.
So IF you could keep a wild animal....which one would do it for you?
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Quote by kentswingers777
id want either an elephant or a bonobo, hard to choose which id go for tho because i love them both
I had to Google that as I had not got a clue what that was.
:) not many people have heard of them and even when people see them they think they are chimps :) just slightly different tho and sooooo entertaining :)
genetically closest animal to humans too :)
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id want either an elephant or a bonobo, hard to choose which id go for tho because i love them both
I had to Google that as I had not got a clue what that was.
they are sex mad, You would have to keep two.sex is what they seem to do most of the day :) when we took child number 4 to the zoo we just hoped she didnt notice cus i didnt want to be the stepmum who had to do the talk bout sex !!!
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well, my house is already a zoo with a large quantity of snakes, lizards and critters or the arachnid variety
ohh id love to keep a snake,what do you have?
When we lived in Taiwan we had a massive fruit spider that lived behind the fridge,we called him norman,weirdly i hate english spiders tho,little scurrying things.
um.....snake wise.....5 cornsnakes, 3 royal pythons, a california king snake, an everglades ratsnake, a bull snake, a 9 foot burmese python and a 12 foot burmese python.
Lizard wise, 3 bearded dragons, a chinese water dragon and a 5 foot green iguana,
and 3 chile rose tarantulas!
and 3 dogs!!
and 3 gerbils!!!
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well, my house is already a zoo with a large quantity of snakes, lizards and critters or the arachnid variety
ohh id love to keep a snake,what do you have?
When we lived in Taiwan we had a massive fruit spider that lived behind the fridge,we called him norman,weirdly i hate english spiders tho,little scurrying things.
um.....snake wise.....5 cornsnakes, 3 royal pythons, a california king snake, an everglades ratsnake, a bull snake, a 9 foot burmese python and a 12 foot burmese python.
Lizard wise, 3 bearded dragons, a chinese water dragon and a 5 foot green iguana,
and 3 chile rose tarantulas!
and 3 dogs!!
and 3 gerbils!!!
I hope the gerbils aren't on the snakes' dinner menu :shock:
I'd like an iguana, but I didn't realise they got to 5 ft long!
fluff, the iggy is actually stunted cos of neglect....they are mostly tail. she was given to us because the owner dodnt want her cos he was scared of her, and was going to have her put down cos he couldnt find a home for her....they are gorgeous, and my fave reptile but they make really really bad pets indeed.
razor sharp teeth, claws like freddy krueger, a tail that whips harder than a cricket bat and an attitude like a woman with PMS!!!
razor sharp teeth, claws like freddy krueger, a tail that whips harder than a cricket bat and an attitude like a woman with PMS!!!
Sex God
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fluff, the iggy is actually stunted cos of neglect....they are mostly tail. she was given to us because the owner dodnt want her cos he was scared of her, and was going to have her put down cos he couldnt find a home for her....they are gorgeous, and my fave reptile but they make really really bad pets indeed.
razor sharp teeth, claws like freddy krueger, a tail that whips harder than a cricket bat and an attitude like a woman with PMS!!!
actually I think I know her.
I actually really like hippos apart from the sh*te flinging thing it does with its tail so i want a colostomized hippo and a rhubarb patch
Quote by Thebonediggers
well, my house is already a zoo with a large quantity of snakes, lizards and critters or the arachnid variety
ohh id love to keep a snake,what do you have?
When we lived in Taiwan we had a massive fruit spider that lived behind the fridge,we called him norman,weirdly i hate english spiders tho,little scurrying things.
um.....snake wise.....5 cornsnakes, 3 royal pythons, a california king snake, an everglades ratsnake, a bull snake, a 9 foot burmese python and a 12 foot burmese python.
Lizard wise, 3 bearded dragons, a chinese water dragon and a 5 foot green iguana,
and 3 chile rose tarantulas!
and 3 dogs!!
and 3 gerbils!!!
You ought to consider having open days for paying visitors, but then again insurance might be prohibitive.
Plim
Sex God
I don't think I'd be that bothered about keeping a wild animal - they wouldn't be wild then. But i'd love to live in the wild (sort of) so I could go out and enjoy them where THEY live.
At home I'd much prefer domesticated animals - and by domesticated I obviously mean edible. You can keep your cats (ugh) and dogs (slobber-machines) but give me some nice succulent rabbits, a few tasty sheep, maybe a pig or two and a nice run of chickens. Lovely.
At home I'd much prefer domesticated animals - and by domesticated I obviously mean edible. You can keep your cats (ugh) and dogs (slobber-machines) but give me some nice succulent rabbits, a few tasty sheep, maybe a pig or two and a nice run of chickens. Lovely.
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I don't think I'd be that bothered about keeping a wild animal - they wouldn't be wild then. But i'd love to live in the wild (sort of) so I could go out and enjoy them where THEY live.
At home I'd much prefer domesticated animals - and by domesticated I obviously mean edible. You can keep your cats (ugh) and dogs (slobber-machines) but give me some nice succulent rabbits, a few tasty sheep, maybe a pig or two and a nice run of chickens. Lovely.
There is a nice war demonstration site outside of the Houses of Parliament.....they are living wild.
Sex God
id like this one as i could send it round my ol bag of a neighbours and put her to put of her misery
Orgasminator
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um.....snake wise.....5 cornsnakes, 3 royal pythons, a california king snake, an everglades ratsnake, a bull snake, a 9 foot burmese python and a 12 foot burmese python.
Lizard wise, 3 bearded dragons, a chinese water dragon and a 5 foot green iguana,
and 3 chile rose tarantulas!
and 3 dogs!!
and 3 gerbils!!!
And a partridge in a pear tree!
Edited to answer the question :lol:
I would like a monkey. I love monkeys. *Him* says no tho :sad:
*Her* :lol:
Quote by Thebonediggers
well, my house is already a zoo with a large quantity of snakes, lizards and critters or the arachnid variety
ohh id love to keep a snake,what do you have?
When we lived in Taiwan we had a massive fruit spider that lived behind the fridge,we called him norman,weirdly i hate english spiders tho,little scurrying things.
um.....snake wise.....5 cornsnakes, 3 royal pythons, a california king snake, an everglades ratsnake, a bull snake, a 9 foot burmese python and a 12 foot burmese python.
Lizard wise, 3 bearded dragons, a chinese water dragon and a 5 foot green iguana,
and 3 chile rose tarantulas!
and 3 dogs!!
and 3 gerbils!!!
kin ell ... your house must be mahoosive, unless you sleep in the shed!?!?
I'd love to live in a nature reserve in Kenya so that I could enjoy them all in their natural surroundings.
We have a dog and 2 rabbits and they're more than enough for us thank you very much :lol:
