Will and Jags have NOT fallen out!

20 Feb 2004

I know all the Jags v Will threads are now locked ( mad

), but I have been horrified to discover that some people thought this fight was for real! :shock:
This post is to point out that the whole thing was meant in jest. In fact, Jags and I have spoken to each other directly several times in all of this and have been roaring with laughter together over it all.
I know that Jags has been touched by the way that everyone leapt to her defence. I have to say that if I ever perceived that she was genuinely under attack from someone I would be the first to wade in on her behalf.
Not only do I hold all the mods in very high regard but those on this site who know me well will vouch for the fact that I am particularly fond of Jags. In fact, that part of my postings that mentioned mutual respect for opponents and that Jags and I would be united against the real idiots was about the only thing that I did mean to be taken seriously!
So be warned! evil

If you are thinking of attacking Jags â€“ you get me to deal with as well! From what you have seen of us so far would you really want to take on both of us? :eeek:
No, didnâ€™t think so :twisted: !
So, rest easy good people of the Forum; â€œAllâ€™s Well That Ends Wellâ€ (mmm, that would make a great title for a play â€“ I may work on that one! lol

). Mind you, I still think I may be made to pay for this over the coming weekend! rolleyes

.
Oh, and can the person who sent me the shredded remains of an English rose accompanied by a Scottish thistle studded with razor blades, please own up!
Will
Consultant on Anglo-Scottish Relations
PS The next time Sappho advises me to sleep on it before posting a reply I will listen to her! :doh: Don't you just hate it when the women are right? redface

20 Feb 2004

You were joking????? redface

ops:

Have got my revenge all worked out for tomorrow and even found an ideal spot for the body-displaying. Bassdude and I are set on hanging you from the parapets of Stirling Bridge - a just reward I think.
Yep - to those who thought it was for real - thanks. It heartens me that the standard of writing in these psuedo-jousts is high enough for reality.
NOW... onward and upward trusty claymore - smite the arrogant english bloke down.
:happy: :happy: :inlove: :inlove:

20 Feb 2004

Quote by Jags
NOW... onward and upward trusty claymore - smite the arrogant english bloke down.

Is that Scots for "Let's kiss and make up."? No wonder we find you guys a bit scary!
Jags and I are fine - but Kat is still in REAL trouble. Mainly because half the stuff I was blaming Jags for turns out to have been him all along!! mad

20 Feb 2004

Quote by willxx69
NOW... onward and upward trusty claymore - smite the arrogant english bloke down.

Is that Scots for "Let's kiss and make up."? No wonder we find you guys a bit scary!
Jags and I are fine - but Kat is still in REAL trouble. Mainly because half the stuff I was blaming Jags for turns out to have been him all along!! mad

Tomorrow, tomorrow I'll love you tomorrow, it's only a day away!
Can I have a ringside seat please???

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy:

20 Feb 2004

Quote by Will
but Kat is still in REAL trouble.

And you can all come leaping to my defence annnnny time now.....feel free, wade in, annnny time you want.
lhk
Kat rolleyes

20 Feb 2004

Who said that???
Oh... Kate.. can you pop over and tidy up the last week's droppings from GFZ. I opened it cos the crowd was getting angry - well Sarge was yellow in the face, too much bile I think, either that or he'd been slapped around the head with a banana once too often.
x xx
I'm off out...

21 Feb 2004

Well I'm glad that's sorted, then. biggrin

Mind you.... there have been a few... and I mean a few... isolated incidences of the odd very dense bloke having a bash at Jags, Blue or Myself in the past. I do recall us being referred to as the Witches of Eastwick once.
Remember that bloke that wrote to Mark saying he had a problem with ALL the SH women? rotflmao

Marcus something or other his name was... lol

:lol:
Anyroad... I would take it as a complement that you were so convincing, Will. wink

Hxx

22 Feb 2004

Now, I have to say that I have the very picture that proves that Jags and Will have not/would never fall out....it is very compromising and I may ask a certain friend of mine to turn it into an avatar for all to see.
Don't worry Jags sweetie, its not the cock shot, though your slap hand soon sorted any unexpected risings from the English (God Will give it up...bloody Declaration of Arbroath..and get that poster down of Edward Longshanks, Jags is gonna borrow the cat o' nine tails and sort you out!)
Lets all watch Mel Gibson in "BraveHeart"..swoon and feel celtic! (Then again, could a man of Mel Gibson's stature actually handle a Claymore?..lol)
Ok, bail out whilst I still have the Scots on my side!!!
Lots of luv
Stu of the "Fran & variety"
xxxx

22 Feb 2004

:lol: :lol:
I've just been doing a CD of the pics I took so REALLY want to see the ones you two took!!! redface

ops: My clothes were never off - same can't be said of English Will - remember the shock of it??? Remember I have the power of the 'delete-of-the-face-of the-world' button. :happy: :happy: :inlove: :inlove:
Maybe I should have wiped the camera card when I had a chance???

22 Feb 2004

I will send you the pics sweetie, andIi will confirm that no clothes were removed from your body during the said event...however, clothes are merely items of sensuality to be played with....I do seem to remember a very wet top...I know you said it was wine, but I am not too convinced!!! Did the stain cum out?????? biggrin

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Stu of the "Fran & variety"
xxxxx

22 Feb 2004

Quote by Fran & Stu
I will send you the pics sweetie, andIi will confirm that no clothes were removed from your body during the said event...however, clothes are merely items of sensuality to be played with....I do seem to remember a very wet top...I know you said it was wine, but I am not too convinced!!! Did the stain cum out?????? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Stu of the "Fran & variety"
xxxxx

*Where's that slaphand* Yes, it was red wine and yes it came out and yes the wet patch dried quickly!!
Who HAS got the cat of nine tails then??? wink

22 Feb 2004

Glad the wine stain came out Jags! Don't suppose anyone knows how to get Tia Maria and chocolate squirty cream out of chammy leather do they? 8)
Personally I'm dying to see the pictorial evidence of that man of mine behaving badly!
Sappho xxx

22 Feb 2004

I'm dying to see the evidence of you behaving badly, Sappho darling wink

I trust there's no evidence of me. I never behave badly. Dammit.

22 Feb 2004

Well....the cat o' nine tails came from our bedroom..traveled to the caves of Bedrock and has returned safely home, its purring on the bed as we speak...in fact I can hear it calling, so I will say goodnight to you all....my luck is in!
By the way Jags, if you fancy coming and retrieving it feel free..lol lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Slap and Tickle!!!
By the way...who ran off with my Homemade KY??? Will!!!!?????? Did you take the one with the Chilli????
We will post the recipe soon!
Fran & Stu
xxxxxxx

22 Feb 2004

DJohn! Did I behave badly? I most fervently hope so! As for you, my friend, time may cure your tendency not to misbehave. Just look at Will! :shock: Such a gentle, unassuming and typical English gentleman. Put him in a caveman costume and what happens? Well... you saw for yourself!
Sappho xxx

22 Feb 2004

Sappho....hope that wasn't a scream...get Will to squirt Lemon Juice over you...chilli can be a tad hot!!!
Fran
xxxx

22 Feb 2004

I'm not sure that time can cure my tendencies. It hasn't shown any evidence of it so far. I think I need a brave volunteer to try out some new experimental treatment on me.
And yes, I did see what happened. I got a very nice view of some of it redface

22 Feb 2004

You're not helping you know confused

:?

:x :? :?
I am sooooooooooooooooooooo distraught to have missed all the fun :cry: :cry: :cry:
But glad you all had fun by the sounds of it:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oh well :dry: aim for the munch :beer: :smoke: 69position

- well I may as well aim high :P

22 Feb 2004

I think I've just caught onto Sappho's thinking. Put Will in a caveman costume, and look what happens. Put me in a rabbit costume, and...? It's worth a try!

22 Feb 2004

Quote by tim-jas
You're not helping you know :? :x :? :?
I am sooooooooooooooooooooo distraught to have missed all the fun :cry: :cry: :cry:

We Missed You Tooooooo!!!!! Hope you are soon better!!! :therethere:
Love
Wilma
x x x x

22 Feb 2004

Quote by Fran & Stu
By the way...who ran off with my Homemade KY??? Will!!!!?????? Did you take the one with the Chilli????

I saw both bottles on the window ledge in the kitchen at approx m!! Can't vouch for what happened after I left though wink

Thanks for the invitation -next time maybe???? biggrin

x xx

22 Feb 2004

Fran & Stu wrote:
By the way...who ran off with my Homemade KY??? Will!!!!?????? Did you take the one with the Chilli????

Not guilty, honest! Fred had it in his hands this morning - both jars!
Sappho xxx

22 Feb 2004

Quote by Sappho
Not guilty, honest! Fred had it in his hands this morning - both jars!

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... rolleyes

Ah yes....... confused

Need to undergo futher analysis and field trials before being put on general release! redface

Is that a good enough excuse?
Fred

22 Feb 2004

Shit.....just realised why I am so ill. Some evil bugga told me the KY was a salad dressing........
BACK TO BED ME THINKS!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Now who was it???? Kat, Stu, DJohn, Steve, Smurf, Fred...........Fred, Fred, FRED!!

22 Feb 2004

Ooooppppppppppssssssss!
Exit stage left!
I'm outta here guys - see you tomorrow! rolleyes

*yawns*

22 Feb 2004

Grief - you ARE joking Wilma???? You ate that stuff????
Get your stomach pumped out at once...........yeugh!!
Get better soon.
x xx

22 Feb 2004

Fred said:
"Need to undergo futher analysis and field trials before being put on general release! surprised

ops":
I think you have had enough general release for now darlin'!!!
Fran
xxxx

22 Feb 2004

Quote by Fran & Stu
I think you have had enough general release for now darlin'!!!

Note quite just yet.............. redface

Anyone wanna help? :twisted:

22 Feb 2004

23 Feb 2004

Holy Shit!!! :shock: :shock:
I have just seen Sappho's new signature! Don't get me wrong. I LOVE it :happy: :happy:
It just caught me unawares that's all. redface

As for behaving badly....... surprised

ops: . Who, moi? It was very out of character I am actually very shy and retiring by nature. Jags should not have used the 'd' word - particularly when I'd had a couple of bottles of wine rolleyes

goes back to look at Sappho's signature again!