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Will and Sappho have news...

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Hey Sarge
I bet you hope you don't get called out just now, don't you?
Okay, okay!
The news is...
Sappho is ten weeks pregnant. So there!
starts handing out the double vodka red bull
Pushes past groove finder and grabs the last popcorn kernels
Agricola spots chance to make a quick killing:
OK Book is open:
engaged 6/4
married 3/1
get nappies ready 5/1
joined Christian Scientists 9/1
Changed name by deed poll to Marbles 10/1
New Joint-Presidents of USA 12/1
Sappho playing alongside Rooney on Saturday 15/1
Will playing alongside Rooney 22/1
Abducted by Aliens 33/1
Aliens abducted by Will &Sappho 33/1
Will's plays discovered to be written by this Will 40/1
All other bets 100/1
OK, who's first
CONGRATULATIONS
To all of you
Love and best wishes kiss
Dawn and Ian xxxxxxx
Quote by Sappho
Okay, okay!
The news is...
Sappho is ten weeks pregnant. So there!

Even I have to come out of hiding and say
CONGRATULATIONS ............
what was the unexpected turn?
Quote by Sappho
Okay, okay!
The news is...
Sappho is ten weeks pregnant. So there!

Sappho!!!!!!!!
Absolutely wonderful news!
Lots of love to you and Will!!!!!!!!!
Quote by Sappho
Okay, okay!
The news is...
Sappho is ten weeks pregnant. So there!

congrats to u both.. thats fab news!!!!!
can i just ask... the "turn" today.. does that mean twins???? :shock:
Quote by Sappho
Okay, okay!
The news is...
Sappho is ten weeks pregnant. So there!

OMG!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
That's FANTASTIC news!!!!
An SH baby!! Ooooooh Missy, get in here, there's bootees and matinee jackets to knit!!!
Sappho and Will.......... my warmest, most heartfelt congratulations to both of you biggrin:D kiss
oh wow
what lovely news
wink
big hugs to you both
and i was going to put 10 on playing up front with rooney.... biggrin :D
congratulations!!!!!!!!!
sean xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
My heartfelt congragulations to you both!! lol :lol: :lol: Wonderful news!! Cheered me up .
A
(experienced Grandad and baby minder-when you need one..)
congrats,.......thats great biggrin
Quote by Sappho
Okay, okay!
The news is...
Sappho is ten weeks pregnant. So there!

WOW
Congratulations peeps!!!
Congratulations to you both kiss :kiss:
Awwwwwwwwwwww I'm so pleased for you :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce:
Jas
XXX
Quote by Sappho
Okay, okay!
The news is...
Sappho is ten weeks pregnant. So there!

big congratulations
from both of us
hugs and kisses
xxx

FANBLOODYTASTIC!!!

Do we know who the father is??? confused :? :? :? lol wink
Quote by Sappho
Okay, okay!
The news is...
Sappho is ten weeks pregnant. So there!

Congratulations to you both biggrin Wonderful news :D
Thanks everyone!!!!
People are asking about the unexpected turn.
For the last four weeks I had been getting myself used to being a pregnant father.
Just when I had got used to the idea, I had my mother and sister (who both claim to be witches - though I am deeply sceptical of that sort of thing) telling me it was twins
This was clearly nonsense!!!
HOWEVER, Sappho had a scan today, and there ARE two of them!!!! :shock: :eeek:
Definitely two!!! :shock:
Both healthy, and both bigger than average!!!
Is now a good time to tell Sappho that big babies run in my family? I was over 9LB when I was born (don't tell her yet!! wink)
I have so far consumed a G&T, a Corpse Reviver and I am now on a bottle of red wine :shock:
Will
A dad-to-be twice over :shock:
TWINS???!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'd better say congratulations again then!!! WOW! I'm glad I was only joking when I said I was going to bed!
Big wow, and double congratulations for you!
All the best :smile2:
ccr xxxxxx :happy:
A dad-to-be twice over

Didn't he do well? Personally I blame it on Budapest...
Sappho xxx
PS: Thank you to EVERYONE for their congratulations! Morning sickness cures and non-smock maternity wear stockists by PM please!
Will!!!!!!!!! Sappho!!!!!
I'm speechless!!!
I will you all the happiness in the world!
What date are you due??? It will be lat spring - such a great time to be a new mum - lots of time iout in the fresh air!!
I really am so happy for you!
Big Big Big Hugs!!
Quote by willxx69
I have so far consumed a G&T, a Corpse Reviver and I am now on a bottle of red wine :shock:

Why not Will, you're drinking for two now (in fact three!!!) lol :lol: :lol: :cheers:
Quote by Jas-Tim
Congratulations to you both kiss :kiss:
Awwwwwwwwwwww I'm so pleased for you :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce:
Jas
XXX

Quote by Jas-Tim
Congratulations to you both :kiss: :kiss:
Awwwwwwwwwwww I'm so pleased for you :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce:
Jas
XXX

Best make that two then :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
Thanks Alex! The twins (:shocksmile are due around the 1st of June... hope it's a warm summer!
Sappho xxx