Wilma.. I challenge you!

19 May 2004

Quote by Wilma
Keep up the good work as you are now my number one fan (did I mention you were the only one?)

shurely shome mishtake??? i believe you may have at the very least more than one!!!
<<< subtle attempt at a bit of a tart >>>
but.................
<<< appeals to the umpire for adjudication!!! >>>
now wilma you most defintely poinged there and i think you should have pinged!!!
<<< you have to get up VERY early in the morning to catch me out. in fact, you better not go to bed at all......... >>>
point to me!!! my serve i believe.....
Ping....

19 May 2004

Wilma, give up now hunny!!!!!
Pong!!!!!
(Although i do like the idea of poinging!!)

19 May 2004

Ooops

Sorry Wilma. I knew I should of cleaned the balls when I'd finished. Won' happen again.
I wonder what it would be like playing with these love balls that I found under the table.
BuzzPing!!!Buzz
....
Yee Haaa.

19 May 2004

<<< looks across at his post count and realises the 300 may soon be within his grasp!!! >>>
bugger soooo excited there nearly missed the bleedin' ball FFS!!! Good this innit???
Pong.....

19 May 2004

Quickly jumps out from under the table to return Neils Pong with a Ping

19 May 2004

oops sorry matt didn't see ya lurking under there??
did you find a use for those vibrating thingies i wonder???? best kept to yaself tho that one!!! didn't notice anyone else lurking under there with ya anyways?????
now shove this one up...................
Pong.....

19 May 2004

Uses his firm buttock to Ping the ball back over the net.
Hell, an arse this firm should be in contention for the SH Rear of the year award. wink

19 May 2004

SWISH !! SWOOSH !!! SWISH !!! SWISH !!! SPLAT !!
Who left the poxy window open yer know I cant stand wasps !
PONG

19 May 2004

<<< looks around in vain for a suitable pinging partner for a little full swap >>>
puff......pant......jesus.........
Ping.....
wheeze......gasp.......did i happen to mention at all i'm not a very well man!!! between playing with you lot all day and playing with mesen half the night, i'm fecking knackered. surely time for tea or summat???

19 May 2004

You lot are mad.......................but i like it
Forgive me for butting in
PONG

19 May 2004

Nips in with a quick .............PING
Then nips out again before it starts to PONG around here
lol

19 May 2004

Pong!
Ooooh, my first Pong all game. I feel all giddy now. redface

19 May 2004

pinggg......... pinggg......... pinggg....... pinggg.........pinggg....... pinggg........ pinggg..... pinggg........ pinggg
I SAID TURN THAT FECKIN' RADAR OFF !!!
I dont care a fig where the enemies bloody sub is its confusing this game !!!

19 May 2004

runs up behind wilma, taps her on the shoulder, and while she's looking behind her, I run back and PONG !! :grin:

19 May 2004

Ping again.
Game and set to the woman with the nipple ring!! Yeeha.
*Gulps a mouthful of Robinson's Barley Water and prepares for battle*

19 May 2004

<<< somewhat distracted to find jags perforated nipple bobbing and weaving about before him >>>
Oi.....that's blooming cheating that is FFS!
Pong
Ha Haaaa take more that that to put me off my stroke <<< Koff! >>>

19 May 2004

* Grins misschieviously, that wasn't barley water Jags gulped :grin: *
Ping

19 May 2004

Dives in for a go and rather overdoes it, hitting a nearby red friend:-
PONG
QUACK

19 May 2004

Quote by Jags
Ping again.
Game and set to the woman with the nipple ring!! Yeeha.
*Gulps a mouthful of Robinson's Barley Water and prepares for battle*

No Jags, It's not my nipple that is pierced!!! I'll show you next time I see ya!!
Now that'll distract her, she will be thinking about that one for ages.
Game, set and match my arse!!!!
PING
Shit Carpy, move shut that duck up he put me off me stroke!!!

19 May 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Game, set and match my arse!!!!

Is that a new game, like snap or something ? lol

:lol:
PONG
Carpathian, who'd never let the duck put him off his stroke.

19 May 2004

YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!!

PONG

19 May 2004

Quote by brumlad
* Grins misschieviously

Oi! are you taking my name in vain buster!!! poke

Take this Ping!

19 May 2004

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PS..could NEVER match your arse Wilma.... mind you I prefer Fred's!!

19 May 2004

<<< after playing this blooming game for 24 hours straight, neil decides to conserve his remaining energies for contemplation of jag's nipples and wilma's arse for some reason dunno

>>>
ok one last bloody go then i'm having a rest............
ping.......
couldn't be arsed with the color/size stuff......i'm absolutely fecked FFS!

19 May 2004

Mmmmmm, I think Neil has the right idea. Watching two ladies battle it out over the barren waste lands of a ping pong table, one Sexy Wilma wiggerling her lush behind as the Beautiful Siren known as Jags hypnotises everybody with her chest. redface

ops:
I think I need to sit down. :shock: :oops: :oops:
Oh, and just to get the game going again, PONG

19 May 2004

MrsFC runs in to catch the next PING!!!!!in her new short pleated skirt, and skinny top, this should distract the guys

19 May 2004

Why do I only ever get to P.O.N.G???
(god, wish I hadn't written that sentence... goes off to sniff oxters in the vain hope that they smell of 'Sure' :shock: :shock:
Matt - you sweet man... you can ping me anytime!! cool

OK... PONG

19 May 2004

Are ya' ready punks...are Ya' ?
Ping

19 May 2004

Pong
Muffled voice from bedroom "Are you playing with your balls again dear?"

20 May 2004

The flash southerner with his fancy Dan bracelets , chains and rings steps up to return with a resounding..........
BLING !!!