Wilma.. I challenge you!

18 May 2004

Wilma - you may have won the last game (mmmmmmmmm..need to go and check that out) but I now challenge you to a new summer version of ping pong!
New bats and balls please... have a look under your hedge for the missing one. lol

I get to serve first mad

Ping.....
(hits with a huge serve... recorded at 85mph on the Richter scale, or do I mean the Beaufort scale??)

18 May 2004

PONG!!!! (and just to be on the safe side, as my connection is unbearably slow - ping)

18 May 2004

YEEHAA !!
davej runs upstairs changes into some shorts and trainers slips on some sweat bands on wrists and forehead and
PING !!!!!

18 May 2004

davej runs upstairs changes into some shorts and trainers slips on some sweat bands on wrists and forehead and
PONG !!!!!

With his shorts on his head, sweat band round his ankles, and shoes on the wrong feet, davej ponged when he should have pinged and ended the shortest rally in SH ping pong history! lol

:lol:

New Serve
Ping

18 May 2004

despite davej's best efforts to edit a one word post the buggers spotted it
game on

18 May 2004

Oh...... Oh.... Oh.... I just lovvvve this game!!!!!
I was only thinking about this game the other night damn you Jags for getting there before me mad

Ahh Ahh PING ....PING ......PING .......!!!!!!!! oooooops sorry to be so enthuseastic sad

MrsFC rushes out to get some short skirt and fitted tops as it must be the in thing ie tennis

18 May 2004

Nothing like a game of ping pong to drag me back into the forum and this is NOTHING like a game of ping pong....this is war......
Brace yourself forumers my title is at stake!!!
Jags...take this.........POOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!
Off to get me frilly knicks on and me little white skirt. Fuck the sports bra my boobs can be my bats. !!!! (Kat, don't even think about commenting on that!!)
Love
Wilma
x x x x

18 May 2004

((((((((((Wilma!!!)))))))))))))) Where have you been hiding????
Ping!
(BTW, did anybody else notice that Wilma swore????? :shock: :shock: )

18 May 2004

erm..............kitkat.....i think you'll find you pinged there when you should have ponged! dunno

<<< rereads and realises, as so often in life, he should have read the small print! cheers angel chat made me look a rite fecking numpty there ((( tuts ))) >>>
now come on let's have it....
<<< shows off a bit and does one of those spirally slicey thingies the chinese are sooooo good at!!! >>>
PONG

18 May 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
((((((((((Wilma!!!)))))))))))))) Where have you been hiding????
Ping!
(BTW, did anybody else notice that Wilma swore????? :shock: :shock: )

Oh Fuckity Fuck (tm Jags 2004) did I ??? Wash my mouth out with bodily fluids!!!
Angel darling, I am never far from where you are!!!
I do believe I should PING
Love
Wilma
x x x x

18 May 2004

FFS Fred what I actually said was "give me the balls from the munch"
Now get that thing out of my face before I take my bat to it!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

18 May 2004

POOOOONG!!

18 May 2004

Pingity Ping (tm Wilma 2004)

18 May 2004

<<< leaps spectacularly after a ball some dozen or so feet away.............. >>>
Pongity Pong all copyrights and trademarks duly acknowledged

19 May 2004

Oi ffs!!!
well.......i finally thought i'd come across a place where i could meet a like minded group of sports mad, fitness fanatic, holistic, macrobiotic types who would take this game bloody seriously and play properly!!! and instead you're all obviously tucked up in bed doing something probably far less exciting, and no doubt of a sexual nature too knowing you lot!! humph!!!
well sod it i'm gonna play with meself for a bit!!! oh and ya can keep ya filthy innuendos to yaselves thanks very much, before anybody starts!!!
<<< tuts >>>
Ping......Pong.....Ping.....Pong......Ping......Pong......
bugger......missed.....now how exactly do i score that one then???? dunno

hhhhmmmmm!!!! my serve i believe....
Pingity bloody ping trademarks remain the property of their owners at all times

19 May 2004

PONG!! :shock:

19 May 2004

PING

19 May 2004

Leaps up with early morning NRG and thwacks the ball so hard it hits China, bounces off Russia and lands slap bang in the middle of Bedrock and Wilma's ping-pong table!!
Pooooooooooooooooooooooong!

19 May 2004

Quote by Jags
Leaps up with early morning NRG and thwacks the ball so hard it hits China, bounces off Russia and lands slap bang in the middle of Bedrock and Wilma's ping-pong table!!
Pooooooooooooooooooooooong!

Bloody Show Off!!!
PING - right back at ya from Bedrock to Russia, whistling quietly through China (They are good at this ping pong lark) through Jags window and......
OMG :eeek: bad move Jags to have bent over when waiting for the return serve.
Now how are we gonna get me ball out of there? :confused2:
Love
Wilma
x xx x

19 May 2004

PANG
Ooops, I sorta hit the top there. rolleyes

Oh well, I'll just have to Ping it across to Wilma's side then. mad

19 May 2004

Moves the table next to the wall so he play on his own
PING
Come you Forest Gump wanna bee.

19 May 2004

BOSH As the ball bounces off the wall.

19 May 2004

PING Ha, take that.

19 May 2004

BOSH

19 May 2004

PING

19 May 2004

i wanted to make my 200th post something special
erudite intelligent and witty so here goes
pong

19 May 2004

I thought about joining in this gameand throwing my balls in, but who needs to when watching is so fun. pity I'll never get to score I start a fan club I'll be your fan .COME ON ON WILMA

19 May 2004

PING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

19 May 2004

Oh, so you're all back are you?
well s'pose i best apologise profusely for me little tirade last night!!! i'm deeply ashamed of my questioning your seriousness and general sportingness ((( ???? is that a word ???? dunno

)))
now am i pinging or ponging??
Pong....

19 May 2004

Neilinleeds - am
Sarge - am
Mr FC - am
Jags - am
You'll have to get up earlier than that to beat me at Ping Pong!!!! flipa

Go on give up you know your fighting a losing battle. :giveup:
Mattmoleman - you could have wiped the ball first and put the bloody table back where you found it. I dunno these moles that like to play with themselves, makes you go blind you know!! :wanker:
Warwick - a noble 200th post stick with this and you'll be up to 300 in no time. (That'll drag in the prolificers) worship

Machoman - your badge and membership card are in the post. Keep up the good work as you are now my number one fan (did I mention you were the only one?) :love:
Right now where were we.... ahh yes, frilly knicks on, clean balls please Mattmoleman!!
Brace yourselves...........Oh shitidyshit (tm Wilma 2004) Do I Ping or Pong first?
I know I'll POING!!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x