Well, I guess I am the first home !!!!
Pete and Caron .... thanks so much for opening up your home to us and putting on a great, fun and relaxed get together.
It was AWESOME.
Moments to remember : Fire screaming at bugs ..... interesting and funny tent erections ..... shirt swapping ..... shoe and boot swapping .... pole dancing and the flag coming down because of it !!!!!
I had a fantastic time and it was great as always to meet the people you talk with in here and finally put that face to the words.
Can't wait till next year but will have a mattress that stays inflated !!!!!!! (p.s. someone needs a bigger mattress by next year too !! )
Thanks again Pete and Caron ... you guys are wonderful. ( and thank god I did not need that bucket !! )
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Have you lot unpacked yet 
Thanks Pete n Caron for being perfect hosts and hope you do another.
Next time i will bring more wooleys for the evening though :lol:
Shoes and boots yes i think i remember that :lol:
Abilene can i have my lighter back :lol:
And to all there last night it was good meeting you all some for the first time and some again.
Right off to dry my tent.
Thanks Pete n Caron for being perfect hosts and hope you do another.
Next time i will bring more wooleys for the evening though :lol:
Shoes and boots yes i think i remember that :lol:
Abilene can i have my lighter back :lol:
And to all there last night it was good meeting you all some for the first time and some again.
Right off to dry my tent.
Oi Abi, that was MY bucket !!!! :shock:
Me and H arrived after and hour and half queue to get on the Severn Bridge
though funny to see a passing lorry driver trying to catch more glimpes of my cleavage and H's mini skirt 
In a nutshell, great night, excellent company, new faces met, beer drunk, loved the shirt swapping
hwoar: tent stayed upright and dry - thankfully and glad you all liked the banana flakes ( incuding second helpings for Red )
Apologies for going to bed early but I've caught my son's cold and was feeling lousy by that time. Didn't feel a lot better this morning but after a heavy dose of painkillers and some decongestant I'm a little better.
Big thanks to the lovely H for being my chaffeur
and to Red for my bucket thankfully an empty one :roll:
Huge thanks for Uncle Pete and the lovely Caron for their hospitality. I promise I won't be ill at the next one
Me and H arrived after and hour and half queue to get on the Severn Bridge
though funny to see a passing lorry driver trying to catch more glimpes of my cleavage and H's mini skirt In a nutshell, great night, excellent company, new faces met, beer drunk, loved the shirt swapping
hwoar: tent stayed upright and dry - thankfully and glad you all liked the banana flakes ( incuding second helpings for Red )Apologies for going to bed early but I've caught my son's cold and was feeling lousy by that time. Didn't feel a lot better this morning but after a heavy dose of painkillers and some decongestant I'm a little better.
Big thanks to the lovely H for being my chaffeur
and to Red for my bucket thankfully an empty one :roll: Huge thanks for Uncle Pete and the lovely Caron for their hospitality. I promise I won't be ill at the next one
Home finally!
(Thanks for the tour of the wardrobe Sassy
)
A big thank you to Pete and Caron for thier hospitallity (and to Max for the wey nose treatment) Was good to meet some new faces and re-meet some familiar ones.
My apologies for Nat and I retiring early but I had lost all sensation in my extremities (alas not due to booze but cold) although this promblem was soon rectified.
I'll come back to this when I've had some shut eye. :D
H.x
(Thanks for the tour of the wardrobe Sassy
)A big thank you to Pete and Caron for thier hospitallity (and to Max for the wey nose treatment) Was good to meet some new faces and re-meet some familiar ones.
My apologies for Nat and I retiring early but I had lost all sensation in my extremities (alas not due to booze but cold) although this promblem was soon rectified.
I'll come back to this when I've had some shut eye. :D
H.x
Sex God
Firstly, a huge thank you to everyone who turned up, what a lovely bunch of people
Where to start?
Goose, great to meet you at last, and put a face to the bum shame you got a little cold for a while, but I have to say Caron’s jacket suited you :grin:
Sassy, a delight as always, and thanks for providing the bananas and flakes :shock:
There is a large orange bucket on my patio, yours by any chance?
Mikey55, your efforts in the kitchen behind the scenes did not go unnoticed, despite a jippy tummy you were a star as always :thumbup:
H-x, had looked forward to meeting you for quite some time, and your even more gorgeous in the flesh :kiss: your guest was an absolute gent as is welcome here any time, we had a rather deep and interesting discussion and despite being nissed as a peuwt I’m sure it made some sort of sense at the time.
Fire and Stormy, what a delight to meet you both at last, my only regret is that we did not get more time to have a chat, must buy more chairs :lol: fire, your scream of fear nearly sent me through the patio canopy :scared: did you find the pterodactyl in the end? :rascal:
RPM what a star, wonderful meeting you, and that chicken, you simply HAVE to give me the recipe!! Thankfully there is some left and its nearly tea time :smile:
Abi, great to see you again hun, and no bucket required :shock: great fun as always :kiss:
Mr&MrsFC, what a terrific couple, was a pleasure to meet you both, hopefully we will get more of a chance to chat soon. The burgers were a treat and the coleslaw to die for.
Mr Fettler, top bloke, fantastic sense of humour and the only guy I know who can wear a see-through blouse and pull it off so well
and your right, you have convinced me that having a big one at a camping meet certainly has it’s advantages 
Mrs Fettler, blimeyhwoar: thank you so much for rescuing me from the dreaded barby, I had just about had enough of roasting my hands and arms you guys are responsible for my sides still being sore :lol:
Well, apologies for the lousy cooking, especially once the vodka started to flow :roll: and fancy all of you being so polite not to send the half cooked chicken back to the chef (thanks again to my gorgeous rescuer)
Ladies, what can I say other than that you have made an old man very happy, not to mention extremely horney, :rascal: what a bevy of beauties, a true honour and privilege to have so many beautiful ladies on my humble patio at one time.
Guys, thanks for helping to make it such a fun night :thumbup:
And to end it all, an awesome natural fireworks display. Hanging out of the bedroom window watching the lighting shimmer across wet canvas I did begin to wonder which tent was going to float away first :wink:
We have a clap-omiter reading telling us which tent made the most noise during the night, (and yes that was above the thunder :shock: ) but will keep that little gem for another time, (all attempts at bribery and corruption, in my mailbox please :lol: )
Thanks again everyone, the next one is already on the drawing board, any ideas for a theme? :rascal:
Where to start?
Goose, great to meet you at last, and put a face to the bum
shame you got a little cold for a while, but I have to say Caron’s jacket suited you :grin:Sassy, a delight as always, and thanks for providing the bananas and flakes :shock:
There is a large orange bucket on my patio, yours by any chance?
Mikey55, your efforts in the kitchen behind the scenes did not go unnoticed, despite a jippy tummy you were a star as always :thumbup:
H-x, had looked forward to meeting you for quite some time, and your even more gorgeous in the flesh :kiss: your guest was an absolute gent as is welcome here any time, we had a rather deep and interesting discussion and despite being nissed as a peuwt I’m sure it made some sort of sense at the time.
Fire and Stormy, what a delight to meet you both at last, my only regret is that we did not get more time to have a chat, must buy more chairs :lol: fire, your scream of fear nearly sent me through the patio canopy :scared: did you find the pterodactyl in the end? :rascal:
RPM what a star, wonderful meeting you, and that chicken, you simply HAVE to give me the recipe!! Thankfully there is some left and its nearly tea time :smile:
Abi, great to see you again hun, and no bucket required :shock: great fun as always :kiss:
Mr&MrsFC, what a terrific couple, was a pleasure to meet you both, hopefully we will get more of a chance to chat soon. The burgers were a treat and the coleslaw to die for.
Mr Fettler, top bloke, fantastic sense of humour and the only guy I know who can wear a see-through blouse and pull it off so well
and your right, you have convinced me that having a big one at a camping meet certainly has it’s advantages Mrs Fettler, blimey
hwoar: thank you so much for rescuing me from the dreaded barby, I had just about had enough of roasting my hands and arms you guys are responsible for my sides still being sore :lol:Well, apologies for the lousy cooking, especially once the vodka started to flow :roll: and fancy all of you being so polite not to send the half cooked chicken back to the chef
(thanks again to my gorgeous rescuer)Ladies, what can I say other than that you have made an old man very happy, not to mention extremely horney, :rascal: what a bevy of beauties, a true honour and privilege to have so many beautiful ladies on my humble patio at one time.
Guys, thanks for helping to make it such a fun night :thumbup:
And to end it all, an awesome natural fireworks display. Hanging out of the bedroom window watching the lighting shimmer across wet canvas I did begin to wonder which tent was going to float away first :wink:
We have a clap-omiter reading telling us which tent made the most noise during the night, (and yes that was above the thunder :shock: ) but will keep that little gem for another time, (all attempts at bribery and corruption, in my mailbox please :lol: )
Thanks again everyone, the next one is already on the drawing board, any ideas for a theme? :rascal:
Thank you Pete and Caron!!!
For the Lovely welcome, the warm atmosphere, specially cooking and hand delivering my Lamb exactly the way I like it and for the laugh you gave me at about 4 in the morning when on a visit to the loo I was confronted with Pete snoring flat on his back in the kitchen, Mike asleep almost bolt upright in a kitchen chair and Caron asleep on folded arms on the kitchen table talking to herself, or was it groaning?? :giggle: Also thank you for our first swinging experience together (in the garden swing chair of course!!!!) it was brilliant.
Thank you to all the lovely folk that were there with us for your very entertaining company!!! it was lovely seeing those we have met again and lovely to meet those we had'nt.
Loads of love
FIRE & STORMY xxxxxxx
PS Put us down for next one, we're definites!
For the Lovely welcome, the warm atmosphere, specially cooking and hand delivering my Lamb exactly the way I like it and for the laugh you gave me at about 4 in the morning when on a visit to the loo I was confronted with Pete snoring flat on his back in the kitchen, Mike asleep almost bolt upright in a kitchen chair and Caron asleep on folded arms on the kitchen table talking to herself, or was it groaning??
:giggle: Also thank you for our first swinging experience together (in the garden swing chair of course!!!!) it was brilliant.Thank you to all the lovely folk that were there with us for your very entertaining company!!! it was lovely seeing those we have met again and lovely to meet those we had'nt.
Loads of love
FIRE & STORMY xxxxxxx
PS Put us down for next one, we're definites!
Quote by Pete_sw
Firstly, a huge thank you to everyone who turned up, what a lovely bunch of people
Where to start?
Goose, great to meet you at last, and put a face to the bum
Sassy, a delight as always, and thanks for providing the bananas and flakes :shock:
There is a large orange bucket on my patio, yours by any chance?
Mikey55, your efforts in the kitchen behind the scenes did not go unnoticed, despite a jippy tummy you were a star as always :thumbup:
H-x, had looked forward to meeting you for quite some time, and your even more gorgeous in the flesh :kiss: your guest was an absolute gent as is welcome here any time, we had a rather deep and interesting discussion and despite being nissed as a peuwt I’m sure it made some sort of sense at the time.
Fire and Stormy, what a delight to meet you both at last, my only regret is that we did not get more time to have a chat, must buy more chairs :lol: fire, your scream of fear nearly sent me through the patio canopy :scared: did you find the pterodactyl in the end? :rascal:
RPM what a star, wonderful meeting you, and that chicken, you simply HAVE to give me the recipe!! Thankfully there is some left and its nearly tea time :smile:
Abi, great to see you again hun, and no bucket required :shock: great fun as always :kiss:
Mr&MrsFC, what a terrific couple, was a pleasure to meet you both, hopefully we will get more of a chance to chat soon. The burgers were a treat and the coleslaw to die for.
Mr Fettler, top bloke, fantastic sense of humour and the only guy I know who can wear a see-through blouse and pull it off so well
Mrs Fettler, blimey
Well, apologies for the lousy cooking, especially once the vodka started to flow :roll: and fancy all of you being so polite not to send the half cooked chicken back to the chef
Ladies, what can I say other than that you have made an old man very happy, not to mention extremely horney, :rascal: what a bevy of beauties, a true honour and privilege to have so many beautiful ladies on my humble patio at one time.
Guys, thanks for helping to make it such a fun night :thumbup:
And to end it all, an awesome natural fireworks display. Hanging out of the bedroom window watching the lighting shimmer across wet canvas I did begin to wonder which tent was going to float away first :wink:We have a clap-omiter reading telling us which tent made the most noise during the night, (and yes that was above the thunder :shock: ) but will keep that little gem for another time, (all attempts at bribery and corruption, in my mailbox please :lol: )
Thanks again everyone, the next one is already on the drawing board, any ideas for a theme? :rascal:
Hanging out the bedroom window my arse!!!!! you were fast asleep at the kitchen table
Sex God
Quote by firelizard
Hanging out the bedroom window my arse!!!!! you were fast asleep at the kitchen table
not all nite i wasn't
wanna hear the recording Sex God
Quote by Stormwalker
Hanging out the bedroom window my arse!!!!! you were fast asleep at the kitchen table
not all nite i wasn't
wanna hear the recording Those blinding white flashes weren’t you mooning out the window were they? :wink:
oy
I resemble that remark :rude: :moon:
:lol2:
Quote by Pete_sw
Goose, great to meet you at last, and put a face to the bum
Some would say i talk out of it :lol:
:lol: yes very warm it was thanks to Caron for that it did the trick
Actually once in the tent and the thunder started i had warmed up again and watched the thunder and lightening through the fly screen on the door it was quite a show.
Id forgotten to close the outer door and my trainers were full of water luckily i had a pair of shoes (not womens) aswell kept inside the tent :lol:
Someone gave me a lovely heeled shoe to hold but i had it taken off me
:lol:
Sexpert
Just posted this on the LMU thread...looks like you did all have a great time 
...I missed Sassy's cleavage and H in a mini-skirt? :doh:
:upset:
Huge apologies to Pete et al, I have just this minute got my butt back from Southampton - job on Fri/Sat went badly wrong.
Hope everyone had an amazing time, I'm gutted I missed it :cry:
...I missed Sassy's cleavage and H in a mini-skirt? :doh:
:upset: Quote by SteveClarke
Just posted this on the LMU thread...looks like you did all have a great time
Huge apologies to Pete et al, I have just this minute got my butt back from Southampton - job on Fri/Sat went badly wrong.
Hope everyone had an amazing time, I'm gutted I missed it :cry:
...I missed Sassy's cleavage and H in a mini-skirt? :doh:
:upset:Erm.... I have pictures that for the right price I could be talked out of !!!
Sexpert
Hmmm - a bottle of wine and a packet of Oreos any good?
Sexpert
Now that sounds like fun
Pete & Caron what can I say! :thumbup: after nearly 5 mad hours driving
It turned out that Arsenal Chelsea & Brentford were playing on Sunday.
2 plus hours to get from one side of London to the other & the same again to get to your warm welcoming home... thanks so much!
Sassy... shame you were not your self last nite... But at last it was a real thrill to finally meet up with you!
Guys this gal helped me push & pull my pole when she was on her hands n knees
boooooyyy wot an arse she has :twisted:
Abi your a babe... so nice to meet you - I bet you would look a right sight with frizzy hair in the rain :giggle:
mobile phone technology is always gonna be the killer app when you need to chat a guy up :thumbup:... hell it worked
Fire & Stormy! what a lovely couple - class act had us in stitches so many times... your both wonderful I'm glad to have met you!
Goose you gotta get yer shoe pics on yer mobile to share with us next time!
I will sit on Abi incase she decides to kick off & throw YOUR moby in the pond! :giggle:
Mr&MrsFC many words were said & lots of drink was drunk :D
MrsFettler... serious eye candy :P & MrFettler - sounds like a name from the Carry On Movies! He should take his act on the road - the guys a giggle a minute!!! :D
A nite full of honeys...
fantastic company inc. Max & the bucket!
Good food... you guys like my secret recipe chicken huh?
I used Sassy's now empty bucket for the one of the 'secret' ingredients :twisted:
Fantastic nite sky fireworks...
The even louder banging in the garden :giggle:
I'm glad I got my '2nd place Male Rear Of The Year' arse outta London to see you guys - I deffo will be at the next one! :bounce:
It turned out that Arsenal Chelsea & Brentford were playing on Sunday.
2 plus hours to get from one side of London to the other & the same again to get to your warm welcoming home... thanks so much!
Sassy... shame you were not your self last nite... But at last it was a real thrill to finally meet up with you!
Guys this gal helped me push & pull my pole when she was on her hands n knees
boooooyyy wot an arse she has :twisted:
Abi your a babe... so nice to meet you - I bet you would look a right sight with frizzy hair in the rain :giggle:
mobile phone technology is always gonna be the killer app when you need to chat a guy up :thumbup:... hell it worked Fire & Stormy! what a lovely couple - class act had us in stitches so many times... your both wonderful I'm glad to have met you!
Goose you gotta get yer shoe pics on yer mobile to share with us next time!
I will sit on Abi incase she decides to kick off & throw YOUR moby in the pond! :giggle:
Mr&MrsFC many words were said & lots of drink was drunk :D
MrsFettler... serious eye candy :P & MrFettler - sounds like a name from the Carry On Movies! He should take his act on the road - the guys a giggle a minute!!! :D
A nite full of honeys...
fantastic company inc. Max & the bucket!
Good food... you guys like my secret recipe chicken huh?
I used Sassy's now empty bucket for the one of the 'secret' ingredients :twisted:
Fantastic nite sky fireworks...
The even louder banging in the garden :giggle:
I'm glad I got my '2nd place Male Rear Of The Year' arse outta London to see you guys - I deffo will be at the next one! :bounce:
Quote by H-x
I'll take the photos if you can balance the oroes where the flag cup cake went
Note to self:
Next time wear underwear to a bbq so you can join in the t-shirt swapping contest.
H.x
Er...hun... I think I was the only one with a bra on (sassy may have had one on but I was too busy looking at her ass ) so you can't have that as your excuse.
Sex God
Quote by redpanthermanMe too :rascal:
...sassy may have had one on but I was too busy looking at her ass...
me three
:rascal:
