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Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
In one second of pure evil I did consider forwarding all my winks to the lovely Martin - then the angel in me took over and I decided against it
:shock: I've never been called an angel before :shock:
or ...................... Has the sabbatical ended, and you've been fooling around with Tramper ????
Quote by Bloke2005
Right - I've now had the chance to read through all of this thread (it got quite heated at one point) and I think I have the solution... a 'wink circle'
Male members of my choice will be invited to join the circle and then we can all 'wink' together, we can 'wink' ourselves stupid if we want, or even 'wink' one another.. so far, on my list I have:
1. Noel, 24, large assets :twisted:
2. Martin, 32, medium assets :lol:
3. Steve, 43, no comment assets
Their words, not mine :lol: Who else wants to 'wink'?
:rascal:
Well at least one of those will be up for it :wink:
Quote by PoloLady
you can wank me anytime
:shock:
:grin:
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: the auto responder is only set to reply with hi or hi there!!! i want to say bug off you lazy arse and no you havent read my profile or you wouldnt be winking me, thats the mild version.
can i ask do members have the option to send out automated winks to just any female, cuse if not then why the heck am i still getting winks if these people have really read my profile??? ive deleted all the infomation so there is nothing to attract them.
xx lou xxx
can i ask do members have the option to send out automated winks to just any female, cuse if not then why the heck am i still getting winks if these people have really read my profile??? ive deleted all the infomation so there is nothing to attract them.
xx lou xxx
we hate the damned things :cry: to us it seems the people who send a wink just can`t be bothered to write out a proper email , we get loads and they`re all the bleeding same, some people must send loads out on the off chance they`ll get a result from one of them ????????????? .
we dont even look at em now we just delete them :twisted: :twisted:
we dont even look at em now we just delete them :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
our auto responder works
and we`re not extra members
and we`re not extra members
Forum Virgin
Is anyone else getting loads of, what seem to be, automated messages.
I quote.
“Hi, I really like your profile, why don’t you drop by and have a look at mine, and let me know what you
I am finding these really annoying now as they say nothing about the person except that they are too lazy to write to me as an individual. Especially when I look at the profile and see nothing filled in apart from the tick-boxes.
I now have an automated reply which I urge you girls to use when confronted will these messages.
“I am fed-up with automated messages so this is an automated reply to your automated message. I will read your message when it says something about you. At which time I will read your profile hopefully that says something about you as well and not just tick boxes.
Kate Isaman. “
Lots of love girls, Kate. xxxx
I quote.
“Hi, I really like your profile, why don’t you drop by and have a look at mine, and let me know what you
I am finding these really annoying now as they say nothing about the person except that they are too lazy to write to me as an individual. Especially when I look at the profile and see nothing filled in apart from the tick-boxes.
I now have an automated reply which I urge you girls to use when confronted will these messages.
“I am fed-up with automated messages so this is an automated reply to your automated message. I will read your message when it says something about you. At which time I will read your profile hopefully that says something about you as well and not just tick boxes.
Kate Isaman. “
Lots of love girls, Kate. xxxx
Quote by kate1saman
Is anyone else getting loads of, what seem to be, automated messages.
I quote.
“Hi, I really like your profile, why don’t you drop by and have a look at mine, and let me know what you
I am finding these really annoying now as they say nothing about the person except that they are too lazy to write to me as an individual. Especially when I look at the profile and see nothing filled in apart from the tick-boxes.
I now have an automated reply which I urge you girls to use when confronted will these messages.
“I am fed-up with automated messages so this is an automated reply to your automated message. I will read your message when it says something about you. At which time I will read your profile hopefully that says something about you as well and not just tick boxes.
Kate Isaman. “
Lots of love girls, Kate. xxxx
:roll: I take it you couldn't be bothered to read the full thread and see the answer with the autoresponder in your settings then?Cx
Quote by H-x
No Cal, she started a new thread, it was just added o this one.
H.x
LOL I realised that afer I'd logged off earlier.
Just gets my goat a bit that it's someone's frst post and they are moaning
and about a system where people have the option of technically opting out!Apologies for my rattiness ~ it's why I've avoided the pc tonight
Cx
This site is grinding to a halt things are geting slower by the day.
its quite clear that 99% hate winks why not can them until the new hardware is working properly and then try them again I am sure it would remove a good part of the load as its not just the wink its the reply and then the second hit aannd then another wink from the same guy half hour latter causing a larger to the point reply followed by a rant in a chat room about wink'ers.
The two auto responder messages are far to nice for most aplications I would like to see a very pointed "if this is the best you can do don't bother "
or
"read my profile write something in your own and if we fit and you are with a distance you want to travel drop me a line"
some of the guys that have wink'ed us are over 200 miles away by road as most of us dont fly pigeons which is the way distance is calculated on here
I think winking may make you blind as most users cant see the harm in them.
its quite clear that 99% hate winks why not can them until the new hardware is working properly and then try them again I am sure it would remove a good part of the load as its not just the wink its the reply and then the second hit aannd then another wink from the same guy half hour latter causing a larger to the point reply followed by a rant in a chat room about wink'ers.
The two auto responder messages are far to nice for most aplications I would like to see a very pointed "if this is the best you can do don't bother "
or
"read my profile write something in your own and if we fit and you are with a distance you want to travel drop me a line"
some of the guys that have wink'ed us are over 200 miles away by road as most of us dont fly pigeons which is the way distance is calculated on here
I think winking may make you blind as most users cant see the harm in them.
Oooooh, I LOVE winks! I save them for when I'm in a bad mood, and then I reply to them all individually with something along the lines of:
'You say you like my profile. My profile says I'm a 99-year-old, short, fat, straight guy with a tiny cock who smokes and drinks heavily. If this is what you're looking for - I'm sorry, I'm not it. If, in fact, my forum avatar or posts have alerted you to the fact that I'm actually a single bi fem - tough, I'm not interested.'
It's a great way to blow off steam
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'You say you like my profile. My profile says I'm a 99-year-old, short, fat, straight guy with a tiny cock who smokes and drinks heavily. If this is what you're looking for - I'm sorry, I'm not it. If, in fact, my forum avatar or posts have alerted you to the fact that I'm actually a single bi fem - tough, I'm not interested.'
It's a great way to blow off steam
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Sex God
Quote by makingcocoa
Oooooh, I LOVE winks! I save them for when I'm in a bad mood, and then I reply to them all individually with something along the lines of:
'You say you like my profile. My profile says I'm a 99-year-old, short, fat, straight guy with a tiny cock who smokes and drinks heavily. If this is what you're looking for - I'm sorry, I'm not it. If, in fact, my forum avatar or posts have alerted you to the fact that I'm actually a single bi fem - tough, I'm not interested.'
It's a great way to blow off steam
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Ooooo, get you having a little 'Dom Moment'
there goes the butter wouldn't melt image Quote by makingcocoa
Oooooh, I LOVE winks! I save them for when I'm in a bad mood, and then I reply to them all individually with something along the lines of:
'You say you like my profile. My profile says I'm a 99-year-old, short, fat, straight guy with a tiny cock who smokes and drinks heavily. If this is what you're looking for - I'm sorry, I'm not it. If, in fact, my forum avatar or posts have alerted you to the fact that I'm actually a single bi fem - tough, I'm not interested.'
It's a great way to blow off steam
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What are you doing trying to impersonate me.... and you get winks :shock: , I don't get winks, kinks or offers of a nice revitalising BJ
Winks and autoresponders are a complete waste on time and bandwidth.
