wishful thinking

21 May 2005

Just saw an ad that tickled me...
"Greedy wife seeks 12" +"
Now for those of us that may have thought we were blessed (or well endowed), this raised an eyebrow....yes an eyebrow wink

If are we to believe that the male member is indeed growing exponentially, I suggest we may soon need a new acronym for we, vwe, or even vvwe.
The obvious could be ewe (extremely) but who wants his member associated with a sheep !!! errrrrrrrrr sorry welshmen :twisted:
I quite like rtwe (rib ticklingly well endowed) but I'm sure the SH sharp cookies will have their own thoughts wink

21 May 2005

we saw one that must`ve been 14"
couldnt get it 1/2 up me
lol
it was attatched to a guy called nigel.......
if u r out there........
drop us a pm
xxxxx
2`s

22 May 2005

I watched a bloke with a 12"er on cam a while back :shock: That was interesting to see. Poor guy, even he admitted it was more trouble than it was worth.
Looked like if he put a wad of gum on his nob end he'd know he was properly in when she starts to chew rolleyes

22 May 2005

It's absolutely right - having a bigun is a liability. Whenever I get stiffy all the blood drains from me head and I blackout!

22 May 2005

Quote by westerross
It's absolutely right - having a bigun is a liability. Whenever I get stiffy all the blood drains from me head and I blackout!

:shock:

Do you bump into door frames aswell ? :giggle:

22 May 2005

Quote by MrsFC
It's absolutely right - having a bigun is a liability. Whenever I get stiffy all the blood drains from me head and I blackout!

:shock:

Do you bump into door frames aswell ? :giggle:
I do MrsFC wink

but only when a certain Mod flashes her delicious ass

22 May 2005

Quote by the_Laird
It's absolutely right - having a bigun is a liability. Whenever I get stiffy all the blood drains from me head and I blackout!

:shock:

Do you bump into door frames aswell ? :giggle:
I do MrsFC wink

but only when a certain Mod flashes her delicious ass
Laird......you will be black and blue....stop looking and you will be safe... lol

22 May 2005

Quote by MrsFC
It's absolutely right - having a bigun is a liability. Whenever I get stiffy all the blood drains from me head and I blackout!

:shock:

Do you bump into door frames aswell ? :giggle:
Nup, I leave the doorframe-bumping to the Laird lol

But I tell you opening the door's a real problem - can't reach the flippin' handle!!

22 May 2005

Quote by longhandle8
If are we to believe that the male member is indeed growing exponentially, I suggest we may soon need a new acronym for we, vwe, or even vvwe.

I would call it the JFCGAFMWTFM :shock: (Jesus F*cking Christ Get Away From Me With That F*cking Monster). I admit that might be a bit long (pardon the pun) in comparison to VWE etc... so maybe it could just be chopped to JFC! (not to be confused with KFC and finger licking).

22 May 2005

Quote by PoloLady
I would call it the JFCGAFMWTFM :shock: (Jesus F*cking Christ Get Away From Me With That F*cking Monster). I admit that might be a bit long (pardon the pun) in comparison to VWE etc... so maybe it could just be chopped to JFC! (not to be confused with KFC and finger licking).

I figure it would be more than Finger licking that went on.
John
smile

22 May 2005

My-my! That feisty olâ€™ Colonel certainly knows how to smother a breast and put a zing in yaâ€™ bucket.

22 May 2005

Quote by PoloLady
If are we to believe that the male member is indeed growing exponentially, I suggest we may soon need a new acronym for we, vwe, or even vvwe.

I would call it the JFCGAFMWTFM :shock: (Jesus F*cking Christ Get Away From Me With That F*cking Monster). I admit that might be a bit long (pardon the pun) in comparison to VWE etc... so maybe it could just be chopped to JFC! (not to be confused with KFC and finger licking).
Hehe, thats more like it, look out for that in an ad coming your way :twisted:

22 May 2005

Quote by longhandle8
If are we to believe that the male member is indeed growing exponentially, I suggest we may soon need a new acronym for we, vwe, or even vvwe.

I would call it the JFCGAFMWTFM :shock: (Jesus F*cking Christ Get Away From Me With That F*cking Monster). I admit that might be a bit long (pardon the pun) in comparison to VWE etc... so maybe it could just be chopped to JFC! (not to be confused with KFC and finger licking).
Hehe, thats more like it, look out for that in an ad coming your way :twisted:
If it comes my way I'll hit it with a garden spade! :shock:

22 May 2005

How about: PV - Pole Vaulter
or perhaps: TITMA - Tie It To My Ankle