With or without...

19 Oct 2004

When I first joined this website I made the classic mistake of assuming it would be sex all the way! To aid in my search of hedonistic pleasures I put up an ad which contained an everyday photo of me and a couple of "anatomical" ones. redface

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Having been around for a little while now and found out more about this community I think the anatomical ones might well be considered too forward or unnecesary by the majority of the more established members of the site...
The question is do I edit my ad and remove theses pics?

19 Oct 2004

Hiya Mike
Well I had to admit to going to look at your ad after you had posted this.
Personally - what are acceptable pics on ads are totally different to those acceptable as avatars. ]
There are many 'anatomical' pics on ads - nothing wrong with that at all and as anatomical pics go - yours are quite good. wink

My favourite out of your pics though has to be the one in the kilt - again personal preference is a pic of a person not an appendage.
But I would not worry about sensibilities too much on here - the forum is a totally different place to the ads section. People will not think worse of you because of your pics in your ad. Also the text in your ad is great - says far more about you than the pics.
Hugs, Alex x x

19 Oct 2004

Hi Mike,
I'm just gonna a do a big ditto on Alex above.
Sorry - but browsing forum at same time as being activein a work conf call. TUT lol

19 Oct 2004

I maybe totally wrong here but lets have a go,
anatomical can work for you, the kilt 1 obviously lights a fire in the ladies.
Delete 1 cock shot so that the other pictures expand so they can get a better look at you in the kilt.
I suggest you take the hippo off the avatar, it maybe cute n all but it doesn't inspire anyone to view your add, Try a face pic, if people can see who you are in the cafe they may want to see your add.
Lastly i think you need to edit the text, i read it though a couple of times and it seems from that that your not too happy with yourself there are alot of put downs in there, liven it up and make yourself sound happy.
I maybe way way way off the mark but it is only one opinion.

19 Oct 2004

Matt
I thought the text was quite appealing.
Or maybe it appeals to my motherly side
I agree about just one appendage shot.
Alex x

19 Oct 2004

must say I much prefer to see a facial or body shot than a genital one but that's a personal preference, although there are no facial pics on my ad - I am willing to exchange facial pics with anyone who actually fits what I'm looking for and has read my ad.
Just had a look at your ad too midlandsman1970 and thought I'd point out that u spelt discreet wrong, apart from that it's a nice ad

19 Oct 2004

No! Do not change a thing!!
Bloody great ad - nice cock, BTW. No, very nice cock.
We have anatomical pix, too.... didn't to start with, but have added them. Hey - no-one has to look, do they?

19 Oct 2004

Quote by Lil_Bunny
Just had a look at your ad too midlandsman1970 and thought I'd point out that u spelt discreet wrong, apart from that it's a nice ad

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No body's perfect biggrin

19 Oct 2004

Quote by midlandsman1970

Just had a look at your ad too midlandsman1970 and thought I'd point out that u spelt discreet wrong, apart from that it's a nice ad

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
No body's perfect biggrin

lol sorry I have a thing for spelling
not saying I'm perfect either, far from it and that's the way I like to be lol

19 Oct 2004

Quote by Scandal
Any comments welcome.

Eh, it's ok. biggrin

19 Oct 2004

Quote by midlandsman1970
Lastly i think you need to edit the text.

There was text there??????? :shock:
I liked your ad, but for me ........ ummmm not really into the cock shot thing. As for the kilt shot tho :twisted: bring em on, can't resist a man in a kilt :twisted:
And I rather like your avatar, tis not a hippo Midlandsman smackbottom

Tis a 'Pumba'
It is isn't it? :smug: oh god, please don't say I'm wrong about this too now, after my last post!!! confused

19 Oct 2004

thanks one and all for your replies....
Going by the general consensus (and thanks for all the complements too!!!!) I think I'll leave the ad as it is for the minute ( maybe minus one anatomical pic!!!!! ) - as for the wording , it's just who I am - I certainly don't have a downer on myself - just being honest - I am an average bloke with a very real talent (in the kitchen that is rolleyes

)!!
I will change the avatar though!! - maybe something less warthogish and more cutesy - or possibly even manly - any suggestions?!?!?!?
Watch this space!!
Mike

19 Oct 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
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And I rather like your avatar, tis not a hippo Midlandsman Tis a 'Pumba'
It is isn't it? :smug: oh god, please don't say I'm wrong about this too now, after my last post!!!

It most certainly is!
Oh no - now I am in a real quandry - to change or not to change that is the question!

19 Oct 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEIF
And I rather like your avatar, tis not a hippo Midlandsman Tis a 'Pumba'
It is isn't it? :smug: oh god, please don't say I'm wrong about this too now, after my last post!!!

Read that as Puma and thought you'd really really lost it. :shock:
Your're on great form Missy lol

CQ

19 Oct 2004

Scandal, as far as the ad is concerned cant see a problem.
The email address however..... You might be going for the sympathy vote, but if you wanted to impress how about toshackkeegan@......?

19 Oct 2004

Quote by SarfLondoner
I will change the avatar though!! - maybe something less warthogish and more cutesy - or possibly even manly - any suggestions?!?!?!?

Quote by SarfLondoner
Oh no - now I am in a real quandry - to change or not to change that is the question!

Stick a kilt on it for that more 'manly' look maybe dunno

I like the warthog - what about a cartoon one then, for cutesy?

Quote by celticq
Your're on great form Missy

Thanks CQ ...... it's called PMT, bluddy nightmare :lol2: :lol:

19 Oct 2004

OK - which one then - the original warthog? - a cutesy pumba - or a shrunken one of me in a kilt which no one can really see???
Does anyone even care that much??? rolleyes

:roll: :roll: wink

Mike

19 Oct 2004

Quote by SarfLondoner
Does anyone even care that much??? :roll: :roll:
Mike

No.
Gimme a suck on your lollypop.

19 Oct 2004

Im probably not the right person to talk about pics......tongue in cheek..... but i took the liberty of having a look and i would say that the kilt one is great and maybe one of the pics of your....ahem...nether region would be fine. As for the txt its fine, a little uninformative about you yourself, but none the less fine. wink

19 Oct 2004

Quote by Vix
Does anyone even care that much??? :roll: :roll:
Mike

No.
Gimme a suck on your lollypop.
Certainly!!! :shock:

19 Oct 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF

And I rather like your avatar, tis not a hippo Midlandsman Tis a 'Pumba'
It is isn't it? :smug: oh god, please don't say I'm wrong about this too now, after my last post!!!

Ummm - being kinda new here I'm going to take a guess that Mischief has Kids ????
"Pumba"!!!
Hee hee - I grew up in Africa and we used to feed the warthogs beer and get them drunk. Great fun. :?
Okay - sorry - didn't mean to hijack - just bringing your cock, er, ummm thread - back to the top SarfLondoner. bolt

19 Oct 2004

i thought that i'd just chuck in my two peneth worth mike,thought that all of your ad was great,the pictures were hot,hot,hot hump

:hump: :bounce: :bounce: phwoar!!
*daff goes off for a cold shower*

19 Oct 2004

You know you can do the same to certain warthogs here too! rolleyes

19 Oct 2004

Quote by daffodilbbw
i thought that i'd just chuck in my two peneth worth mike,thought that all of your ad was great,the pictures were hot,hot,hot :hump: :bounce: :bounce: phwoar!!
*daff goes off for a cold shower*

Thanks

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19 Oct 2004

Quote by SarfLondoner

I tried but I just got beer on the monitor :shock:

19 Oct 2004

Quote by Rainbows

I tried but I just got beer on the monitor :shock:
:doh:
Some people!!!! :wink: