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Without Anglo-Saxon how do we say mmmmmmmmmmmm 'IT'

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So without the use of Anglo-Saxon how do we say f*** ect. There are probably more ways to say it than any other word. So without using the word how many way are there to say f***. How about tyring to count them, I'll start.
Some time ago I was sat in a bar. In came a lady I was talking to earlier. She collected two vodkas from the bar and sat on the seat close to me. We talked and then with her long round vowels and emphasizing the last letter of each word she asked "Would you like to dock with me?"
So we went to my room and docked.
1 Cosmonauts dock.
any more............
I like
"playing Mr. Wobbly hides his helmet!"
Not sure where it comes from , Rowan Atkinson springs to mind though.
I hate to be the one to break it to you... well, no, that's not true. I have a big dictionary and delight in occasions to use it.
"Hide" is from Old English (aka Anglo Saxon). You can conceal Mr Wobbly's helmet if you like.
Dock is Germanic, but doesn't enter English until well after the Normans. Cosmonaut is Greek via Russian. So you're OK with that.
Anyone for some horizontal jogging?
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I hate to be the one to break it to you... well, no, that's not true. I have a big dictionary and delight in occasions to use it.
"Hide" is from Old English (aka Anglo Saxon). You can conceal Mr Wobbly's helmet if you like.
Dock is Germanic, but doesn't enter English until well after the Normans. Cosmonaut is Greek via Russian. So you're OK with that.
Anyone for some horizontal jogging?

Well that's narrowed down the options and killed this thread!! rotflmao
Quote by DJohn
I hate to be the one to break it to you... well, no, that's not true. I have a big dictionary and delight in occasions to use it.
"Hide" is from Old English (aka Anglo Saxon). You can conceal Mr Wobbly's helmet if you like.
Dock is Germanic, but doesn't enter English until well after the Normans. Cosmonaut is Greek via Russian. So you're OK with that.
Anyone for some horizontal jogging?

OK lets open it up again only sex words from Anglo Saxon Are band. Which means:
'sheath the sword'
is OK
Not one I use but how about 'Bury the Badger'Popular in some country areas so I'm told..
Can't remember which film it was from but can remember 1 guy saying to the other
"are you and my sister gonna bump uglies"
thunderbolt and lightfoot springs to mind but not sure (clint eastwood film for anyone who doesn't know)
don't know which film but have heard clash shields.
How about
"The old hammer and nail"
from the Money Pit!!!!
...and from China I bring you
bury the one eyed monk
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Can't remember which film it was from but can remember 1 guy saying to the other
"are you and my sister gonna bump uglies"
thunderbolt and lightfoot springs to mind but not sure (clint eastwood film for anyone who doesn't know)

I think it was Tango and Cash...... confused:
You can't beat a bit of good old rumpy I say boink
How about some jiggy jiggy
Unsurprisingly, the net contains more than several lists of euphemisms. I quite like "make ends meet" (which sadly fails the AS test). I don't understand "have a bit of summer cabbage" (which also fails). Anyone volunteer to teach me that one? "Growling at the badger" appeals to me for some reason.
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You can't beat a bit of good old rumpy I say boink

rumpy:
origin: SW UK
Full term : Rumpy Pumpy
:shock: draw your own conclusions
It's a sheep thing :giggle:
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It's a sheep thing :giggle:

no dear, thats a place thats only just about still attached to the uk (sorry minx)
bolt
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It's a sheep thing :giggle:

no dear, thats a place thats only just about still attached to the uk (sorry minx)
bolt
You can run but you can't hide ! :fuckinghell:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
It's a sheep thing :giggle:

no dear, thats a place thats only just about still attached to the uk (sorry minx)
bolt
You can run but you can't hide ! :fuckinghell:
wanna bet

1 2 3 4 ............. 100 rotflmao
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I think it was Tango and Cash...... confused:

Yep.......I think you are right, well done
A reference was made to
Horizontal Jogging
in 'Yes Minister'
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Not one I use but how about 'Bury the Badger' Popular in some country areas so I'm told..

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh poor badger ,
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Can't remember which film it was from but can remember 1 guy saying to the other
"are you and my sister gonna bump uglies"
thunderbolt and lightfoot springs to mind but not sure (clint eastwood film for anyone who doesn't know)

Tango&Cash
puttin excaliba in the fury stone????????????
that any good? rolleyes
Then there is always
searching the valley
Adds new meaning to 'Locking horns', eh? biggrin
cc_7up
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Adds new meaning to 'Locking horns', eh? biggrin
cc_7up

too true
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Hmmmmm...So many euphemisms.
Personally I like this ancient one -
Making the beast with two backs
Conjours up some fabulous images
De_Sade

Ah that brings to mind the fab song by Kevin 'bloody' Wilson.....Double Decker Dog :giggle: :giggle:
Has anyone come across
pass the golden gate.
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puttin excaliba in the fury stone????????????
that any good? rolleyes

"Drinking from the furry cup" cracked me up lol courtesy of Little Britain :lol:
How about
Come inside love
as one pop sar put it.