Witty retorts needed

17 Apr 2005

hi u want fuckin?

This delightful invitation arrived in my pm just.
I'm a bit under the influence but he does deserve a reply ~ any witty suggestions!
Sorry I don't normally post my pm's etc but to have signed up today, made no posts and then be sending crap pm's like this!!!!!!!!
C x

17 Apr 2005

ooh. I think we got pm'd by the same person!!!
witty retorts: "yes, do you know someone who can?"

17 Apr 2005

How about just: "fuckin wot?"

17 Apr 2005

send him one back saying... NO but you do for sending a crap pm like that.

17 Apr 2005

Say... "Yes...am just about to have one...with a real man!"

17 Apr 2005

Quote by Calista
hi u want fuckin?

no!!. do you want a smack

17 Apr 2005

nice to see the male side of bitch coming out! biggrin

I simply wouldn't waste my time, single line shite pms belong in my delete file! :twisted:

17 Apr 2005

Quote by Calista
hi u want fuckin?

Certainly, just take a number and I'll be with you sometime around November.

17 Apr 2005

"Yes please" ?????????????????

17 Apr 2005

hi u want fuckin?

No, you want a dictionary?

17 Apr 2005

hi u want fuckin?

What about the plain and simple.. No, now fuck off.

17 Apr 2005

Probably from a shepherd who mixed up you with the local vet.... ewe needs inseminating , I think you should refer him to the MAFF website ! ps Well at least you DO get PMs (he says wistfully).

17 Apr 2005

Quote by Calista
hi u want fuckin?

This delightful invitation arrived in my pm just.
I'm a bit under the influence but he does deserve a reply ~ any witty suggestions!
Sorry I don't normally post my pm's etc but to have signed up today, made no posts and then be sending crap pm's like this!!!!!!!!C x
How about ..........Does that come with chips or Jacket Potatoes?
incidentally I just got one today
thats just said
quote=""]Wanna watch me wankin on cam now hun??
:shock: :shock:

17 Apr 2005

U fuckin dreamin!
or so fuckin what?
or fuckin no chance!

18 Apr 2005

I take it that's a no then?

18 Apr 2005

the answer has to be;
..............not 'till I met you - you silver-tounged bastard!

18 Apr 2005

Quote by Calista
hi u want fuckin?

Exactly the same in my box too confused

I just thought "Twat" and deleted it!! lol

18 Apr 2005

Bet it's the same guy who PMd me last night with the very simple : i wud love 2 fuck that arse. So we can establish that not only does said person have trouble with spelling - but neither can he read. My profile specifically says 'Newbies - forget it' - for this exact reason. I find PMs like this offensive, to be honest, and if he is waiting for a reply he will go grey and wrinkly before he gets one from me.
Calista, its like toddlers having a tantrum - ignore them and they will go away. wink

18 Apr 2005

I've 'spoken' to Clare and established the culprit - at least the one who PMd her - and deactivated him. Please PM me and tell me your nutter and I will do the same. My deactivation finger needs the excerise!!
Seriously - we don't want that sort of person here. Harassing females is harassing females whether you're out in the street or inside SH.
:twisted:
lol

18 Apr 2005

Jags
All power to your finger.
Fred

18 Apr 2005

Quote by Calista
hi u want fuckin?

This delightful invitation arrived in my pm just.
I'm a bit under the influence but he does deserve a reply ~ any witty suggestions!
Sorry I don't normally post my pm's etc but to have signed up today, made no posts and then be sending crap pm's like this!!!!!!!!
C x
The answer should have been :-
'Yes please Nomad, come on over. the beers are in the fridge and I've just ordered some Chinese, your favourite. See you soon wink

'

:lol: :lol:
Pah, some people. Just too fussy :lol: :lol:

18 Apr 2005

Quote by Jags
I've 'spoken' to Clare and established the culprit - at least the one who PMd her - and deactivated him.

Ooh I just love the way that you made that sound like you gave me a good telling off :shock: :jagsatwork:

18 Apr 2005

Quote by Clare_Lincs
I've 'spoken' to Clare and established the culprit - at least the one who PMd her - and deactivated him.

Ooh I just love the way that you made that sound like you gave me a good telling off :shock: :jagsatwork:
dunno

:dunno:
I said 'spoken' as it was by PM rather than by phone!!
:P

18 Apr 2005

Quote by Jags
I've 'spoken' to Clare and established the culprit - at least the one who PMd her - and deactivated him.

Ooh I just love the way that you made that sound like you gave me a good telling off :shock: :jagsatwork:
dunno

:dunno:
I said 'spoken' as it was by PM rather than by phone!!
:P
Well I know that its just the way you put it,the whole school teacher thing!!
Ok Ill shut up now :gagged:

18 Apr 2005

Quote by Clare_Lincs
I've 'spoken' to Clare and established the culprit - at least the one who PMd her - and deactivated him.

Ooh I just love the way that you made that sound like you gave me a good telling off :shock: :jagsatwork:
dunno

:dunno:
I said 'spoken' as it was by PM rather than by phone!!
:P
Well I know that its just the way you put it,the whole school teacher thing!!
Ok Ill shut up now :gagged:
I don't get this Clare?
:shock:

18 Apr 2005

Quote by Jags
I've 'spoken' to Clare and established the culprit - at least the one who PMd her - and deactivated him.

Ooh I just love the way that you made that sound like you gave me a good telling off :shock: :jagsatwork:
dunno

:dunno:
I said 'spoken' as it was by PM rather than by phone!!
:P
Well I know that its just the way you put it,the whole school teacher thing!!
Ok Ill shut up now :gagged:
I don't get this Clare?
:shock:
Never mind,its obviously summat that made sense in my head but no one else obviously has a clue WTF im on about.

:? :? God Im even confused now :shock:

18 Apr 2005

if you put as much effort into your sexual prowess as you do your PM
dead loss !!!!
too much of a reply ?

18 Apr 2005

Try: Yes but not by an ugly c**** like you. Go take yer face for a s***!

18 Apr 2005

oooh I go one too, I'm flattered not
mine said

u have an amazin body wud love to shag u. do u want my number?

now would that be your hospital number?

18 Apr 2005

Quote by SunBunny
Bet it's the same guy who PMd me last night with the very simple : i wud love 2 fuck that arse. So we can establish that not only does said person have trouble with spelling - but neither can he read. My profile specifically says 'Newbies - forget it' - for this exact reason. I find PMs like this offensive, to be honest, and if he is waiting for a reply he will go grey and wrinkly before he gets one from me.

Yeah, but I can see where he's coming from on that one! lol