Woman in a coma...

14 Mar 2005

A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses run back into the room. "What happened?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure, but I think she choked".
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14 Mar 2005

This is a very offensive joke. You are encouraging people to commit murder. Whats worse is that you have brought oral sex into dis-repute.
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14 Mar 2005

Quote by veejay
This is a very offensive joke. You are encouraging people to commit murder. Whats worse is that you have brought oral sex into dis-repute.

umm I dunno... euthanasia by oral sex sounds appealing somehow!! :twisted:

14 Mar 2005

I was expecting to see "I know, I know, it's really serious" as the post in this thread.
NB. You will only get this joke if you have excellent taste in music.

14 Mar 2005

I haven't got much good taste in music I admit it,
and of course the husband knows it's serious, really serious.
I'm sure there were times when the husband could have murdered her,
But now... I doubt she'll pull through
The guy must be desperate to see her
Just to whisper her his last goodbyes,
As he knows, it's serious.
really serious.
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14 Mar 2005

Quote by Mr Writer
I was expecting to see "I know, I know, it's really serious" as the post in this thread.
NB. You will only get this joke if you have excellent taste in music.

Ya beat me to it.
*Waves gladiola and saunters off*

14 Mar 2005

Do you want to go out tonight Vix?
Oh, wait... I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear.

14 Mar 2005

Quote by Mr Writer
Do you want to go out tonight Vix?
Oh, wait... I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear.

:groan:
James, I'll go out tonight
do you like big girls? some girls are bigger than others ....
C x

14 Mar 2005

Looking at your personal pics page Calista, all I can say is that if you want to go out then bring it on!
Or is that a case of I Want The One I Can't Have?

14 Mar 2005

Quote by awol
A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses run back into the room. "What happened?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure, but I think she choked".

Why do we think that's probably actually happened in real life somewhere at some time? :shock:

14 Mar 2005

Quote by Mr Writer
Looking at your personal pics page Calista, all I can say is that if you want to go out then bring it on!
Or is that a case of I Want The One I Can't Have?

new pics going up soon :twisted: :twisted: just need to organise myself getting them to Mark redface

Aww James :kiss: more a case of This Charming Man
C x

14 Mar 2005

Has anyone heard about the new consortium of criminals who have put in a bid for control of Man Utd.............apparently the papers ran the headlines entitled........
Shoplifters of the world, unitedly take over.
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