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>>> A woman sitting in an restaurant suddenly began to cough.
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>>>
>>> After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,
>>> and two locals, Licker and Looker, sitting at the next table turned to
>> look at her.
>>>
>>> Do you swallow? asked Looker
>>>
>>> The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.
>>>
>>> Can you breathe ok " asked Licker. The woman shook her head No!!!
>>>
>>> With that, Licker walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,
>>> yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of
>> her arse.
>>>
>>> This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction
>>> flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
>>>
>>> Liicker swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
>>>
>>> Looker said in admiration "You know what Licker, I'd heard of that bloody
>>> Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do
>> it!
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